chicks that I want to nail

[WODIN]

Morgan Fairchild
Heather Locklear
Kim Catrell
Mira Sorvino
Natsha McElhone
Veronica Zemanova
Claudia Shiffer
Heather Graham
Mena Suvari
Kim Bassinger
Julieanna Moore
Cameron Diaz
Halle Berry
Nichole Kidman
Renee Zellweger
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Drew Barrymore
etc.......

 

[HappyScrappy]

1)Morgan Fairchild
2)Heather Locklear
3)Kim Catrell
4)Mira Sorvino
5)Natsha McElhone
6)Veronica Zemanova
7)Claudia Shiffer
8)Heather Graham
9)Mena Suvari
10)Kim Bassinger
11)Julieanna Moore
12)Cameron Diaz
13)Halle Berry
14)Nichole Kidman
15)Renee Zellweger
16)Catherine Zeta-Jones
17)Drew Barrymore

1) hell yeah, I'd get freaky on and in that, and then leave her all messy
2) same as above, but some serious ass time as well
3) it would be dirty grudge fucks, but nothing too sick - just like ass to mouth and stuff
4) I'd take scissors and stab her in the temple and then spit loogies on her, and maybe suck on the titties a little.
5) I'd hit her with a frying pan and then drink all the milk in her fridge.
6) nothing at all normal would be done to her. I'd stick table legs in every orifice and then set fire to them, while I punched her kidneys and then came in her hair. Then I'd smear peanut butter all over her and leave her on the curb for the animals.
7) mostly just normal stuff. different positions and maybe some honey.
8) I'd marry her and then do totally normal things to her and love her and hug her and kiss her.
9) again, this would be a serious ass thrashing here. she'd never be able to walk again.
10) I'd pull all of her hair out and bite off her nipples while fisting her.
11) I'd pay someone else $3 per stab wound and then give them a ginsu knife set and some rope.
12) she needs to be fucked so rough that there is nothing recognizable left and even I'm sore afterwards.
13) I'd bat her fun bags around, squeeze them with some jumper cables, and then tie her up and drown her in the tub and then burn the house down around her.
14) as long as it was the tanned blonde version of her that is on a magazine cover right now, then it could be normal, legs up in the air, multiple orifice messy sex. otherwise I'd have a kangaroo kick her in the face until she couldn't breath anymore.
15) I'd fuck every orifice and then jump up and down on her stomach until she puked up a lung and most of her digestive tract.
16) I'd throw her out the window and pretend I was never there. Probably take some of her shoes and sell them on EBay.
17) I'd punch her until she was unable to talk, then I'd roll her in oats and honey and hang her by her ankles from a chain in a bear cage and I'd throw popcorn as they mauled her chubby body.

but that's just me.

 

[sceagle]

I have to go with the new chick in the Dell commercials. I would give her pigtails, get behind her and ride her like a tall handlebarred Harley. Pull her hair so hard she would look Chinese...

 

[HappyScrappy]

you mean this one?

 

[WODIN]

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brooke Shields
Brooke Burk
Carmen Electra
Denis Richards
Neve Campbell
Robin Tunney
Fairuza Balk
Izabella Scorupco
Liv Tyler
Cate Blanchett
Milla Jovovich
Christine Taylor
Jessica Biel
Salma Hyek

 

[beastboy]

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brooke Shields
Brooke Burk
Carmen Electra
Denis Richards
Neve Campbell
Robin Tunney
Fairuza Balk
Izabella Scorupco
Liv Tyler
Cate Blanchett
Milla Jovovich
Christine Taylor
Jessica Biel
Salma Hyek

Your list of ones you wouldn't fuck my take you less time to compose.

 

[WODIN]

Vixenbabe
Velvette
New2...
Pamela
Bikinimom
Pink
The Three Chicks from Friends in a pile on
Most Porn Chicks


Beast boy I thought about posting just that but this is way more fun.

 

[HappyScrappy]

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Brooke Shields
3) Brooke Burk
4) Carmen Electra
5) Denis Richards
6) Neve Campbell
7) Robin Tunney
8) Fairuza Balk
9) Izabella Scorupco
10) Liv Tyler
11) Cate Blanchett
12) Milla Jovovich
12) Christine Taylor
13) Jessica Biel
14) Salma Hyek

1) I would press my lips against those fun bags and then just chow down. I'd also have passionate and relatively normal, albeit noisy, sex with her.
2) I'd take duct tape and rip out those eyebrows of her's and then punch through her chest caivity with a claw hammer and fill it with tapioca and then let the homelss feast on her in a Noth Hollywood parking lot.
3) I'd gnaw on her nipples until they came off in my mouth and then I'd do her with glee on the couch and table, knocking things over while throttling the bitch with my right hand around her neck.
4) I'd do her every way known to man. I'd take a week to do it and leave her sore and confused, and myself dehydrated and fatigued.
5) Denis? I think you mean Denise - unless she has a hot brother that you are into. She has massive fun bags and is dumber than HI. I'd fuck her in the ass and make her suck on my balls. Then I'd put her on a Sybian and film her for 3 days as she becomes numb and then moves over into painfully worn.
6) I'd take a baseball bat and alternate shoving it in her holes and cracking her in the ribs, kidneys, and face with it.
7) I don't really know her all that well, so I'd likely kiss her cheek and then give her $35 cash for a decent dinner and send her off in a cab.
8) I'd buy a rotary sander and go through many a sheet of coarse grit removing her face and then I'd use a hacksaw to turn her into many smaller and less annoying peices. which I'd then feed to the tigers in the Staten Island Zoo.
9) I'd have some regular kinky sex with her, no pliers or nothing. then I'd likely beg her to marry me.
10) I'd see how close to my elbow I could get my fist into her various orifi. Then I'd cut off her feet and mail them to Ed McMahn (sp?)
11) She has good and bad days. If was a good day, I'd ravage her, licking and sucking her from head to toe. If it was a bad day, then I'd use a tire iron and beat her into pizza.
12) Another one that looks like she would do some kinky shit, and if she weren't married to Stiller already, I'd ask her myself.
13) I'd do her, then blow chunky loads of man goo in her hair, and then drown her in a shit filled toilet.
14) I'd suck on her tits, and then slice her open, fill her with buckshot and leave her in a park fountain.

 

[CipherLock]

Bump - This is one of my Favorite threads - ever.

 

[from zero]

I'll have sex with anything that is intelligent enough to believe in Jesus, so we're talking like everything from amoebas to puppies that have had their genitals burned off with a torch.

Sweet lord, i am really proud of the morbidity and offensiveness of this post. This one surely must get 5 stars.

lol. This post rules.