Chicks and there goddamn cell phones

[Smurfy]

Smurphy how much test do you take?
And when are going to post the pics?
Oh if you are shy you can PM them to me I promiss I won't post them on EF!

wait, you want pics of my gear?

 

[ortiz34]

I once made a bunch of cardboard signs
like..
"I hate you"
"You suck at driving"
"Please die"
My friends wouldn't let me use them.

OH my gawd
I was thinking of the same thing lately
what's worse Michigan drivers or massholes?

 

[mustang_00]

i'd never check a chix cell for texts. i'd check for nude pix for sure. then again if a chick was dumb enough to leave her phone in the same room with me i'd either break it or take a pic of my junk and act like i didn't. then i'd be like "WHO'S DICK IS THIS???????" score me a "i'm sorry" blowjob

 

[Smurfy]

i'd never check a chix cell for texts. i'd check for nude pix for sure. then again if a chick was dumb enough to leave her phone in the same room with me i'd either break it or take a pic of my junk and act like i didn't. then i'd be like "WHO'S DICK IS THIS???????" score me a "i'm sorry" blowjob

lol @ whose dick is this?

 

[ortiz34]

i'd never check a chix cell for texts. i'd check for nude pix for sure. then again if a chick was dumb enough to leave her phone in the same room with me i'd either break it or take a pic of my junk and act like i didn't. then i'd be like "WHO'S DICK IS THIS???????" score me a "i'm sorry" blowjob

ololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wootoom]

lol

 

[Lestat]

i hate that shit too