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Chicks and there goddamn cell phones
- Thread starter wootoom
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i was trying to check out tonight at the grocery store and the bitch was texting while i was trying to get her to take my check. i finally had to say something to her before she stopped texting. Suprised a supervisor hasn't seen her yet.
inever leave the room without my cell phone
I was moving a 2 desks and an entertainment center from her 2nd story appt down to my truck all by myself and she was texting me the whole time... Asking me if I was ok. Fuck Im not ok I am bustin my ass and you are f++++en buggin me! Leave me the F+++ alone so I can finish!!!
hahahaah im seriously fucking laughin
good call. Tbh I never check on a girl's phone if things are going well and I trust her (prolly naively), but when we're on a break or on/off I check it. Usually find some sappy b/s from a 'friend' too.
I was so f+++ing sweaty too. And that shit just keept beeping and vibrating and then my f+++ing X f+++ing wife was calling and texting me, when are you going to come get the kids? Like B++tch you don't have a f++++ing job sit there with them and I will be there when I am f+++ing done!!@!@#$@Q%!@%#$#$%^$%&#$%@#$$#@%
Now I feel better
Now I feel better
i think its a good invention, poontang is eventually forthcoming via skilful use of txt
Woot what about Instant Messanger? Fuck she is at work all day sending me little shit what do think about this what about that? F++++ I don't know I am on EF trying to Pwon somebody!
If you need to text to get tang... Wow I won't even go there!
Quit wearing a bow tie to the clubs
VERY GOOD POINT it breaks the ice!
fuck messenger is worse!!!!
lol @ too busy on EF to handle IMs
bwahahahahah
I would like to have a scrolling screen in the back of my car that i could type text to the loosers behind me... Like get the fuck off my ass before I get out and break your fucking head in!!!
Man I bet that shit hurt coming out the other side!!!
lol fuck thats funny
My road rage is minimal now that I am only taking 400mg per week of test.
Smurphy how much test do you take?
And when are going to post the pics?
Oh if you are shy you can PM them to me I promiss I won't post them on EF!
I once made a bunch of cardboard signs
like..
"I hate you"
"You suck at driving"
"Please die"
My friends wouldn't let me use them.
wait, you want pics of my gear?
OH my gawd
I was thinking of the same thing lately
what's worse Michigan drivers or massholes?
mustang_00
Well-known member
i'd never check a chix cell for texts. i'd check for nude pix for sure. then again if a chick was dumb enough to leave her phone in the same room with me i'd either break it or take a pic of my junk and act like i didn't. then i'd be like "WHO'S DICK IS THIS???????" score me a "i'm sorry" blowjob
lol @ whose dick is this?
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