Chick at Guess went for my package

[pdaddyII]

So I just went on a little shopping spree and was trying on jeans at Guess. The girl that was helping me was over the top flirtatious. Now I understand this is a sales tactic and wasn't buying I to it; although I could see in her eyes she wanted the sassage. I tried a pair on and she was waiting for me to step out to see them, apparently a tag was sticking out of the pocket so she sticks her hand all the way down my pocket to put it back. There was definitely contact and she smiled at me while she did it. This is one example of a few that occurred. She grabbed my ass too and i feel guilty for not telling her it was inappropiate seeing as im engaged and all. How much commission do these bishes get anyways and was I wrong for not saying something to her??

 

[miplank]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Strongbow]

Some chicks dig middle aged Sylvester Stallone look alikes I guess.

 

[Strongbow]

Hope those jeans were Guess Platnium too bro. Wurd

 

[pdaddyII]

Some chicks dig middle aged Sylvester Stallone look alikes I guess.

Do you honestly see a resemblance?

http://emob15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/Paulcharles/Mobile Uploads/IMG_4694.png

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnNsUYbtymovOlEAuySqTBlJ6bU4IIYMjX6Q7EtiHjFoihBeVK

 

[miplank]

you need to go back into this store and take this bitches picture

 

[pdaddyII]

you need to go back into this store and take this bitches picture

She looked like a 19yr old Heather Graham. She was wearing super low rise pants when she squeezed into the dressing room with me and bent over to move some clothes around I saw a good inch of crack.

 

[miplank]

dude, pics now!

 

[miplank]

you're never going to get TOTW w/o pics..

 

[Lestat]

I had a similar experience with a sales gal at Guitar center, except she gave me her number at the end and said I could call her for any of my "needs."

 

[Strongbow]

LOLZ I think at some angels Pdaddy there maybe a lil resemblence, but no, not that much bro. Definately more when your is longer on top thou.

 

[lartinos]

I just had this conversation with my fiancé that I need to speak up about these things.
I sure you are like me and this is not the only time it has happened.
The last time something like this happened a girl touched my package at a club in Spain, but she did it in front of my GF.
Yes, the girl was a tall Blonde girl in case you were wondering what she looked like.
My GF just told her to stop and she did.
That was at a called named DC10.

 

[zwhit]

I touch girls with my package all the time. No big deal

 

[shirlene29]

pics or it didn't happen...and


I dont think they even get commission do they?

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm sure she figured you were gay because you shop at Guess

 

[TableFun]

I'm sure she figured you were gay because you shop at Guess

 

[WoodyO]

apparently a tag was sticking out of the pocket so she sticks her hand all the way down my pocket to put it back. There was definitely contact and she smiled at me while she did it.

Your pipe hangs that far into the pocket? Did you slap it around a little in the dressing room?

 

[lartinos]

I'm sure she figured you were gay because you shop at Guess

I like Guess! "G" is a cool store, I suggest people check it out if they haven't.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm pretty sure Lartinos is infuriated by this thread, being no Guess bitch has ever touched his package.

 

[WoodyO]

I thought they only sold guess clothes at Costco now.

 

[gotmilk]

Was she Messican and were they Bugle Boy jeans?

 

[TableFun]

lol Bugle Boy

 

[Strongbow]

Also can I have all your K Lart? TYIA

 

[-SD-]

Shes cheating on you

 

[pdaddyII]

No she was not Mexican you racist. I got me the falcons http://shop.guess.com/Catalog/View/Men/Denim/Slim Bootcut/Falcon Jeans - Reform Wash/M13112D0H70

Desmonds and one other pair I don't remember; along with a pimp azz cardigan. Also got these sweet kicks at Aldohttp://m.aldoshoes.com/m/http/www.aldoshoes.com/us/men/shoes/sneakers/85614393-speight/18?vm_qb=al_proddisp%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F18%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%3Bwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fal_proddisp.tt&vm_co=0&vm_o_js-poll-page-load=al_waitforsize_updated&vm_v=B1jIK4uo2orpNy2Cdox_6sGt-1QnQy-msD9yjl3BUu4%3D

 

[calveless wonder]

No she was not Mexican you racist. I got me the falcons Falcon Jeans - Reform Wash | GUESS.com

Desmonds and one other pair I don't remember; along with a pimp azz cardigan. Also got these sweet kicks at Aldohttp://m.aldoshoes.com/m/http/www.aldoshoes.com/us/men/shoes/sneakers/85614393-speight/18?vm_qb=al_proddisp%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F18%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%3Bwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fal_proddisp.tt&vm_co=0&vm_o_js-poll-page-load=al_waitforsize_updated&vm_v=B1jIK4uo2orpNy2Cdox_6sGt-1QnQy-msD9yjl3BUu4%3D

i just paid $35 for basically those same shoes. you got pwned

they weren't that ugly ass color though. they were white

 

[TableFun]

No she was not Mexican you racist. I got me the falcons Falcon Jeans - Reform Wash | GUESS.com

Desmonds and one other pair I don't remember; along with a pimp azz cardigan. Also got these sweet kicks at Aldohttp://m.aldoshoes.com/m/http/www.aldoshoes.com/us/men/shoes/sneakers/85614393-speight/18?vm_qb=al_proddisp%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F18%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%3Bwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fal_proddisp.tt&vm_co=0&vm_o_js-poll-page-load=al_waitforsize_updated&vm_v=B1jIK4uo2orpNy2Cdox_6sGt-1QnQy-msD9yjl3BUu4%3D

Super good shoe shopping story bro.

Do you have a pocketbook or just keep your credit card in your vagina?

 

[calveless wonder]

actually, the ones i bought are better because they're called

BRO-SSOIT

no lie

 

[lartinos]

I'm pretty sure Lartinos is infuriated by this thread, being no Guess bitch has ever touched his package.

Only Abercrombie and Express!
Wasn't too long ago I worked at those places.
Best place to meet woman I know of.

 

[miplank]

No she was not Mexican you racist. I got me the falcons Falcon Jeans - Reform Wash | GUESS.com

Desmonds and one other pair I don't remember; along with a pimp azz cardigan. Also got these sweet kicks at Aldohttp://m.aldoshoes.com/m/http/www.aldoshoes.com/us/men/shoes/sneakers/85614393-speight/18?vm_qb=al_proddisp%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F18%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%2Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fus%2Fmen%2Fshoes%2Fsneakers%2F85614393-speight%2F%2C%3Bwww.aldoshoes.com%2Fal_proddisp.tt&vm_co=0&vm_o_js-poll-page-load=al_waitforsize_updated&vm_v=B1jIK4uo2orpNy2Cdox_6sGt-1QnQy-msD9yjl3BUu4%3D

wtf taught you how to paste a link...

 

[pdaddyII]

Super good shoe shopping story bro.

Do you have a pocketbook or just keep your credit card in your vagina?

Should we just fuck and get it over with?

 

[TableFun]

Should we just fuck and get it over with?

I think so.

 

[WoodyO]

It's only a matter of time...

 

[princesa]

10-15yrs from now you are gonna be begging this chick to grab your junk. remember that.

So I just went on a little shopping spree and was trying on jeans at Guess. The girl that was helping me was over the top flirtatious. Now I understand this is a sales tactic and wasn't buying I to it; although I could see in her eyes she wanted the sassage. I tried a pair on and she was waiting for me to step out to see them, apparently a tag was sticking out of the pocket so she sticks her hand all the way down my pocket to put it back. There was definitely contact and she smiled at me while she did it. This is one example of a few that occurred. She grabbed my ass too and i feel guilty for not telling her it was inappropiate seeing as im engaged and all. How much commission do these bishes get anyways and was I wrong for not saying something to her??

 

[digimon7068]

10-15yrs from now you are gonna be begging this chick to grab your junk. remember that.

10 or 15 years from now, his junk will actually BE junk









































i know

 

[princesa]

Great!! That's something to look forward to

10 or 15 years from now, his junk will actually BE junk









































i know

 

[digimon7068]

Great!! That's something to look forward to

eventually, you'll welcome death

 

[Spartacus]

chicks go for my whole package
amking so called booty calls diffuclt
see what I'm sayin'

 

[princesa]

eventually, you'll welcome death

Not any time soon, hopefully.




You guys have been talking quiet a bit about death lately. What's going on?

 

[Spartacus]

now to select a CD for the beer drive
brb
of course

 

[Spartacus]

so 7068
is that a play on 69?

 

[Spartacus]

which I regard as overrrated
can't concentrate and/or focus
as well as doing each task at hand
and yes, her workin' on me is task a too

 

[Spartacus]

back to the chick at guess
I suppose
what to know the CD?
I'll inform you when I return

 

[princesa]

 

[gotmilk]

No she was not Mexican you racist. I got me the falcons

I think this girl works at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.


http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp2962.jpg

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

10cc
is the volume of the average male ejaculate

 

[Spartacus]

I think this girl works at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.


http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/temp/temp2962.jpg

 

[Spartacus]

now that would make for a nice name for a nightclub

 

[gotmilk]

now that would make for a nice name for a nightclub

When you do your beer run, see if you can find some Shipyard Pumpkinhead.

Open top fermenting, 2 row British pale ale. I spent all day inside their brewhouse.

 

[Spartacus]

10cc
is the volume of the average male ejaculate

and I'm not in love
'cept I love all of you

 

[Spartacus]

10cc
is the volume of the average male ejaculate

dreadlock holiday
one of the those songs when in play while driving
the indecision to increase speed or slow down
unlike
AC/DC

 

[Spartacus]

hitler jugend

 

[Spartacus]

When you do your beer run, see if you can find some Shipyard Pumpkinhead.

Open top fermenting, 2 row British pale ale. I spent all day inside their brewhouse.

well fuck me
finally a fine query

 

[Spartacus]

caen 1944
but back to 10cc
for the ladies;

 

[caligirl85]

Do you honestly see a resemblance?

http://emob15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/Paulcharles/Mobile Uploads/IMG_4694.png

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnNsUYbtymovOlEAuySqTBlJ6bU4IIYMjX6Q7EtiHjFoihBeVK

You're a good looking guy pdaddy! Nice pic.

 

[SpyWizard]

I just had this conversation with my fiancé that I need to speak up about these things.
I sure you are like me and this is not the only time it has happened.
The last time something like this happened a girl touched my package at a club in Spain, but she did it in front of my GF.
Yes, the girl was a tall Blonde girl in case you were wondering what she looked like.
My GF just told her to stop and she did.
That was at a called named DC10.

missed threesome...

 

[Spartacus]

you "say" as much in black and white
as color
like schindler
or Caen
1944

 

[Spartacus]

missed threesome...

wtf that is old
true story
I have to reread it
if we drink martinis you cover me back?

 

[Spartacus]

and
if you want "your" thread back
take it back

 

[Spartacus]

I got my ass on the toilet
bother my stall

 

[WoodyO]

Let's not gloss over this beer run too quickly. Looks like Cow Stout is on tap tonight at Pizza Port:
Carlsbad Tap Cam | Pizza Port - Tasty Grub and Grog

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

pdaay are you one of those guys who keeps your gal away from me?

 

[Spartacus]

two types of guys in the world;
those you'd share a foxhole with with confidence
and guys who hide "their" women

 

[Spartacus]

has nothing to do with homo though I did employ with with
correctly
for that one in five hundred gal

 

[Spartacus]

I thought Guess wnet out of business circa 1988

 

[thelocal]

LOL take one for the team let your girl come out n play? Lmao...I'd beat the fuck out of someone. I'm an over jealous Guy.(where I come from and how I grew up) prolly why I'm always single LOL

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[ceo]

actually, the ones i bought are better because they're called

BRO-SSOIT

no lie

wtf? You mean they weren't NGR shoes????????

 

[digimon7068]

Not any time soon, hopefully.




You guys have been talking quiet a bit about death lately. What's going on?

that was a joke...i love life...i'm a big fan.

 

[princesa]

that was a joke...i love life...i'm a big fan.

I'm a fan of your abs.

 

[digimon7068]

I'm a fan of your abs.

that makes two of us...i love me...in fact, anytime someone tells me to "go fuck yourself", i tell them "yeah, like i hadn't already thought about that"
























j/k






























as far as you know




































oh and, thanks for the compliment

 

[calveless wonder]

wtf? You mean they weren't NGR shoes????????

My new thing is mismatched sneakers. That way I can rock the NGR BROS