check this old thread out theclockwork = nutsack

[Phaded]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...party-busted-dude-i-know-one-them-425550.html

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/pictures-women/my-stripper-party-pics-425492.html

the 2nd thread is hillarious i love reading all his pathetic little posts where he's living in fairytell land.. you gotta be pretty pathetic to post pics of some random chicks claim you are the guy with them then lie throughout the entire thread about whats going on in each pic and what happened through the night.


BAHAHAHA

I WONDER WHO'S DICK HES GONNA SUCK THIS TIME TO GET THIS THREAD DELETED AGAIN..

 

[puddlemonkey]

How many posts did nutsack have before he got banned or turned into cockwork? And more importantly, did you search and read every single one?

 

[Spartacus]

they sell phaded glory at walmart
bro

 

[Phaded]

no clue.. i dont have search feature so i couldn't even do that if i wanted too.. but i'm assuming the day that thread came out where he got burned he changed..

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

 

[the_clockwork]

nutsnack had over 9,000 posts and I've been around way longer than you

I was around a year after that post

Also good detective work

it's a little old news, everyone knows who I am

 

[Phaded]

nutsnack had over 9,000 posts and I've been around way longer than you

I was around a year after that post

Also good detective work

it's a little old news, everyone knows who I am

its all good fatboy.. go make up some more threads to make your life feel adequate..

 

[the_clockwork]

its all good fatboy.. go make up some more threads to make your life feel adequate..

lol dude I've met people on this site and I think they can agree I'm not fat

I just met up w/ wootoom last month

 

[puddlemonkey]

I only sleep with fatties, more folds to fuck.

 

[H_T_]

i smell a gay, grudge-fuck porn in the making.....

 

[Spartacus]

yeah this thread is gitin wierd
out

 

[Phaded]

lol dude I've met people on this site and I think they can agree I'm not fat

I just met up w/ wootoom last month

ill disagree from what i've heard.. just keep posting pictures of other people and claim they are you.. thats what really cool people do.

 

[stilleto]

i smell a gay, grudge-fuck porn in the making.....

does it smell like poo?

 

[H_T_]

does it smell like poo?

aren't they supposed to douche out their bungholes? so, it might smell like mountain rain + fuck....

 

[stilleto]

aren't they supposed to douche out their bungholes? so, it might smell like mountain rain + fuck....

how the hell am i supposed to know what the gay do to their love shoots?

pick3 doesn't tell me shit.

 

[the_clockwork]

ill disagree from what i've heard.. just keep posting pictures of other people and claim they are you.. thats what really cool people do.

oh okay then I'll agree. I am a fatass and I have no friends or money, shit I've never even graduated high school, all I got was this GED

 

[Phaded]

its obvious your broke moron.. you dont need to be sarcastic with that cause its the truth you fat fuck..

 

[Cutiebaby]

I only sleep with fatties, more folds to fuck.

lmao. Kinda like titty fuckin

 

[wootoom]

Clockwork is jacked though for sure

 

[redsamurai]

aren't they supposed to douche out their bungholes? so, it might smell like mountain rain + fuck....

everytime this man posts, a short clip of 2001 space oddyssey should play in the background...........this man owns all of us.

 

[ortiz34]

Clockwork is jacked though for sure

Nobody asked you

 

[Spartacus]

yeah this thread is gitin wierd
out

in

 

[Spartacus]

baseball games are up in the bookie forum

 

[puddlemonkey]

baseball games are up in the bookie forum

Dammit!

I'll be over there in a few to get my ass handed to me again like yesterday.

 

[Phaded]

haha

 

[Bikini Mod]

Did I understand this correctly, because if I misunderstood, somebody please correct me.

Did I read that this nutsack who posted up this bogus thread chock full of lies is really the_clockwork?

Seriously, somebody correct me if I misunderstood.

 

[Phaded]

You Are Correct Bm

 

[needtogetaas]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...party-busted-dude-i-know-one-them-425550.html

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/pictures-women/my-stripper-party-pics-425492.html

the 2nd thread is hillarious i love reading all his pathetic little posts where he's living in fairytell land.. you gotta be pretty pathetic to post pics of some random chicks claim you are the guy with them then lie throughout the entire thread about whats going on in each pic and what happened through the night.


BAHAHAHA

I WONDER WHO'S DICK HES GONNA SUCK THIS TIME TO GET THIS THREAD DELETED AGAIN..

lol it was a joke from what I heard.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You Are Correct Bm

THE HELL YOU SAY??!?!?!

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

There must be some misunderstanding here.

Afterall isn't he an educated man going after a PhD after only spending only 3 years for his undergrad degree?

He is in the legal system.... but, course, we don't really know on which side he meant.

 

[Phaded]

THE HELL YOU SAY??!?!?!

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

There must be some misunderstanding here.

Afterall isn't he an educated man going after a PhD after only spending only 3 years for his undergrad degree?

He is in the legal system.... but, course, we don't really know on which side he meant.

he's also fat

 

[Bikini Mod]

he's also fat

I can't imagine posting up SUCH obvious lies on an internet chatboard then having the BALLS to attack anybody else's credibility or character.

Are you sure you have your story straight?

Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding because I can not believe that someone would so something THAT DUMB and THAT DESPERATE.

 

[Phaded]

ya he's a piece of shit.. read through the thread and look at all his pathetic replies to comments about 'his party'

 

[heatherrae]

nutsnack had over 9,000 posts and I've been around way longer than you

I was around a year after that post

Also good detective work

it's a little old news, everyone knows who I am

Are you saying that nutsack isn't you? Or is he? I've gotten confused now.

 

[needtogetaas]

I can't imagine posting up SUCH obvious lies on an internet chatboard then having the BALLS to attack anybody else's credibility or character.

Are you sure you have your story straight?

Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding because I can not believe that someone would so something THAT DUMB and THAT DESPERATE.

good post girl...

 

[Bikini Mod]

ya he's a piece of shit.. read through the thread and look at all his pathetic replies to comments about 'his party'

Fuck me runnin...

I am questioning everything he said on elite now. He made some pretty strong claims, claims that ANYONE who served this country in the military would be VERY offended by or who lost a family member prematurely.

They may be true, but how are we to believe ANYTHING he said after you brought those threads to our attention.

Damn, that is some pretty bad bro material right there.

 

[redsamurai]

clockwork=wootoom????













I kid I kid........woot's a tool, but he's good folks..........I just think clockwork is someone else here having a good time. I think there's a cabal of moderators here, who are the ones that can check IP's........that have decided to have a little fun with all of us. So who knows.......maybe clockwork is woot having a little a fun, maybe he's someone else...........alters are all the rage nowadays.

 

[Phaded]

Fuck me runnin...

I am questioning everything he said on elite now. He made some pretty strong claims, claims that ANYONE who served this country in the military would be VERY offended by or who lost a family member prematurely.

They may be true, but how are we to believe ANYTHING he said after you brought those threads to our attention.

Damn, that is some pretty bad bro material right there.

he's also 16% bodyfat

 

[heatherrae]

okay, so nutsack lied about the girls, but why do you think nutsack = clockwork?
I'm just trying to get this straight.

 

[Bikini Mod]

good post girl...

Hey I am not into laying into anyone just to be mean. I am all about being fair and honest.

If what Phaded is saying is true, then that is some fucked up shit.

There are all sorts of misunderstandings on the web. Shit happens, people disagree and somehow it all gets sorted out.

But for someone to be THAT DUMB to post up all sorts of pics and claim that those peeps are him *and his buds* to impress a chatboard full of total strangers.... then to turn around and have the AUDACITY to attack anybody else calling them liar, etc...

That is just inconcievable to me and that is why I am all about giving clockwork the benefit of the doubt.

But Phaded is telling me that I am not misunderstanding....

And no one else is correcting my understanding so I guess I understood correctly.

Sad, sad, sad...

 

[needtogetaas]

clockwork=wootoom????













I kid I kid........woot's a tool, but he's good folks..........I just think clockwork is someone else here having a good time. I think there's a cabal of moderators here, who are the ones that can check IP's........that have decided to have a little fun with all of us. So who knows.......maybe clockwork is woot having a little a fun, maybe he's someone else...........alters are all the rage nowadays.

if you have bin here a wile you know who clockwork is....let him be is waht i say.

 

[Bikini Mod]

he's also 16% bodyfat

Isn't that a little high for a dood?

just askin.

 

[Phaded]

Isn't that a little high for a dood?

just askin.

depends on your goals

 

[Bikini Mod]

if you have bin here a wile you know who clockwork is....let him be is waht i say.

Needto I have respect for you and your wife. So because YOU told me to let it alone, I will.

Perhaps there is some great misunderstanding after all and clockwork is NOT this nutsack asshole afterall.

I will reiterate - I am backing off because of MAD respect for Needto and Angel.

Phaded, broly, remind me NEVER to piss you off.

 

[needtogetaas]

Needto I have respect for you and your wife. So because YOU told me to let it alone, I will.

Perhaps there is some great misunderstanding after all and clockwork is NOT this nutsack asshole afterall.

I will reiterate - I am backing off because of MAD respect for Needto and Angel.

Phaded, broly, remind me NEVER to piss you off.

its nutsnack girl that the truth but I say let it go.we all have things we want to let be in the past right...come one you know what I am saying.the kid has bin starting some trouble around here so yes this is a check your ass thread for him but I hope thats all it is.he will fly st8 from now on I hope.I am a firm believer in letting the past be the past.

 

[needtogetaas]

o btw bm I have the up most respect for you and you man as well.lord knows your man and I share a bond most men could never fathom even though we are worlds apart right now.that man your man is my brother till death.

 

[Bikini Mod]

its nutsnack girl that the truth but I say let it go.we all have things we want to let be in the past right...come one you know what I am saying.the kid has bin starting some trouble around here so yes this is a check your ass thread for him but I hope thats all it is.he will fly st8 from now on I hope.I am a firm believer in letting the past be the past.

I am very cool with that.

See us old-timers (some of us have been *here* longer than others) and some of us are just plain old... lmao: ) operate with a code of ethics, respect and maturity. Something that is shit on all too often by younger, less mature members.

I am a grown woman and I know all about giving as well as earning respect.

Glad your boy is home and getting better... I know Angel and you must have been wrecks.

 

[Bikini Mod]

o btw bm I have the up most respect for you and you man as well.lord knows your man and I share a bond most when could never fathom even though we are worlds apart right now.that man your man is my brother till death.

I know needto... he feels the same. The look that comes on his face tells me every time.

 

[needtogetaas]

I know needto... he feels the same. The look that comes on his face tells me every time.

I want to talk to him though.so if we could change # that would be cool.I look up to a man like that.fucking shit purple heart and a screaming eagle to.hero is the word that comes to mind.I got a purple heart myself but i bet I went threw not even half what he went threw.war will always be war but fuck.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I want to talk to him though.so if we could change # that would be cool.I look up to a man like that.fucking shit purple heart and a screaming eagle to.hero is the word that comes to mind.I got a purple heart myself but i bet I went threw not even half what he went threw.war will always be war but fuck.

I would be honored as I said the other day to speak to you. Respect is never given unless it is earned, you have mine.

I am impressed seldom by what I read from a select few. Some people have no business posting some of the crap they do. Do they realize by harming in any way another human being it just drags them down and everyone else with them? Apparently not.

Although I am by proxy involved with this board, I have been very impressed with the people that post, either for fun, to ask questions or just to gain insight. If one chooses to open their life for support or help then that person shows a need...... Aren't we supposed to help those that show enough strength to open their lives to a public forum and look for answers? I would hope.

All in all getass, I have been impressed with so many these past few days, I think I'll let the old phat lady continue to spend all day and most of the night typing page after page of who the hell knows what.

Be well my brother and thanks!

 

[needtogetaas]

I would be honored as I said the other day to speak to you. Respect is never given unless it is earned, you have mine.

I am impressed seldom by what I read from a select few. Some people have no business posting some of the crap they do. Do they realize by harming in any way another human being it just drags them down and everyone else with them? Apparently not.

Although I am by proxy involved with this board, I have been very impressed with the people that post, either for fun, to ask questions or just to gain insight. If one chooses to open their life for support or help then that person shows a need...... Aren't we supposed to help those that show enough strength to open their lives to a public forum and look for answers? I would hope.

All in all getass, I have been impressed with so many these past few days, I think I'll let the old phat lady continue to spend all day and most of the night typing page after page of who the hell knows what.

Be well my brother and thanks!

your a good man and your heart as well as bm's is in the same place as mine right now.to give a hand up to any and all fellow man and women.I send out my far share of jokes but I hope people see I am always there for them.its solders heart to help every person he can.its his heart to stand by the week in every way.please please pm me your # and we will talk.even if just bm talks with me I know you are a busy man.bm is a gem to me.at first I almost bout into the bullshit but I love her now and respect her in every way.I have shared parts of my life with her and she has bin true to me and kept it to herself.not many people can do that on this site.you are both good peeps to me.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

your a good man and your heart as well as bm's is in the same place as mine right now.to give a hand up to any and all fellow man and women.I send out my far share of jokes but I hope people see I am always there for them.its solders heart to help every person he can.its his heart to stand by the week in every way.please please pm me your # and we will talk.even if just bm talks with me I know you are a busy man.bm is a gem to me.at first I almost bout into the bullshit but I love her now and respect her in every way.I have shared parts of my life with her and she has bin true to me and kept it to herself.not many people can do that on this site.you are both good peeps to me.

We agree you both are as well! I am never too busy to take your call, I just sent you my #

I hope we can have peace and quite, no more crap. Old Lawn gnomes are mean motherfuckers, spesssssssssscialy pissed off old lawn gnomes.

 

[needtogetaas]

We agree you both are as well! I am never too busy to take your call, I just sent you my #

I hope we can have peace and quite, no more crap. Old Lawn gnomes are mean motherfuckers, spesssssssssscialy pissed off old lawn gnomes.

will talk to you soon man....I will always stand by bm her heart is so big.

 

[Spartacus]

lol @ getass

 

[the_clockwork]

lolol

it's nutsnack and I'm 13% not 16% dumbass

 

[the_clockwork]

okay, so nutsack lied about the girls, but why do you think nutsack = clockwork?
I'm just trying to get this straight.

b/c nutsnack was the clockwork.. 99.9% of the people that knew nutsnack knew this.. you weren't around then, it was a completely different game

and sorry to say but multiple people have met me here and I'm not 16%

Never have in my life.. came to this site on my 1st cycle as an ectomorph and on a good day I was maybe 8%.

and BM you can keep bashing on the Ph.D but the fact is I have a masters and a BA is quite an accomplishment and anyone here that has one can attest to it.. I know several do

 

[Cal_21]

I only sleep with fatties, more folds to fuck.

You're awarded fucking demagogue status for that statement.

 

[Bikini Mod]

b/c nutsnack was the clockwork.. 99.9% of the people that knew nutsnack knew this.. you weren't around then, it was a completely different game

and sorry to say but multiple people have met me here and I'm not 16%

Never have in my life.. came to this site on my 1st cycle as an ectomorph and on a good day I was maybe 8%.

and BM you can keep bashing on the Ph.D but the fact is I have a masters and a BA is quite an accomplishment and anyone here that has one can attest to it.. I know several do

Ummmm PhD - is not incorrect - they taught us in GED school that it is now grammatically correct to negate the use of periods - NJ as opposed to N.J. Feel me? As for you having an MBA and a BA and for those being accomplishments... darlin that only means you did your time and got a piece of paper. Sadly your behavior on elite thus far in no way, shape, or form is reflective of your intellect. Just sayin. Your degrees do not show your intelligence on elite (which is my only way to surmize such) but rather your behavior actually causes one to question it.

Interesting how distressed you are about being called 16% bf and defend it by saying *several people have met me* and they can tell you I am only 13%. Sounds silly IMO. What did they do? Pull out callipers and have you get on the scale? Dood - newflash 13% bf for ANY young male is sorta fat. You have testosterone, supposedly train and YOU ARE YOUNG. WTF? Hell I am an "old lady soooooooooooo past my prime" (according to you) who has a bf of no more than 17%. ... and that is with some pretty severe health issues, not to mention unbelievable mental stres.... And from the looks of my REAL PICTURES anyone would say that I could probably kick your ass, that is IF I were violent, which I am not.

Sorry, you don't impress me not even *this much*.

I posted pictures with no special posing or liting taken in my garage for goodness sake. I pulled my hair back (hell I dont even think I washed it that week) and threw on the first bathing suit I grabbed in my drawer, of course put on my sex shoes LOL. Posted another pic of myself with ALL of my *imperfections* (because by your estimation living past 24 is a bad thing) - NO MAKEUP - laughing at all the silliness in the world and you think that I care that YOU said - "You are old and past your prime and you don't have a bangin body"... that because of YOUR WORDS somehow the photographs are transformed to be anything other than what they REALLY ARE? ----> The pics of a stunning nearly 40 year old mother of four children who has a better body than MOST girls half her age?

Hell, I have a better body THAN YOU if we are talkin bout somethin.

All I have to say is that you should consider yourself fortunate that Needto took up for you. I will play at my end of the sandbox with all the big kids where we laugh and carry on busting on each other with GOOD NATURE and you can point and whisper and fight at your end with the little ones.

mkay?

 

[H_T_]

i wish there were more people with a humorous side to them here....if you can't make someone laugh, you're utterly useless....

 

[stilleto]

i wish there were more people with a humorous side to them here....if you can't make someone laugh, you're utterly useless....

YOU are utterly useless

 

[the_clockwork]

Ummmm PhD - is not incorrect - they taught us in GED school that it is now grammatically correct to negate the use of periods - NJ as opposed to N.J. Feel me? As for you having an MBA and a BA and for those being accomplishments... darlin that only means you did your time and got a piece of paper. Sadly your behavior on elite thus far in no way, shape, or form is reflective of your intellect. Just sayin. Your degrees do not show your intelligence on elite (which is my only way to surmize such) but rather your behavior actually causes one to question it.

Interesting how distressed you are about being called 16% bf and defend it by saying *several people have met me* and they can tell you I am only 13%. Sounds silly IMO. What did they do? Pull out callipers and have you get on the scale? Dood - newflash 13% bf for ANY young male is sorta fat. You have testosterone, supposedly train and YOU ARE YOUNG. WTF? Hell I am an "old lady soooooooooooo past my prime" (according to you) who has a bf of no more than 17%. ... and that is with some pretty severe health issues, not to mention unbelievable mental stres.... And from the looks of my REAL PICTURES anyone would say that I could probably kick your ass, that is IF I were violent, which I am not.

Sorry, you don't impress me not even *this much*.

I posted pictures with no special posing or liting taken in my garage for goodness sake. I pulled my hair back (hell I dont even think I washed it that week) and threw on the first bathing suit I grabbed in my drawer, of course put on my sex shoes LOL. Posted another pic of myself with ALL of my *imperfections* (because by your estimation living past 24 is a bad thing) - NO MAKEUP - laughing at all the silliness in the world and you think that I care that YOU said - "You are old and past your prime and you don't have a bangin body"... that because of YOUR WORDS somehow the photographs are transformed to be anything other than what they REALLY ARE? ----> The pics of a stunning nearly 40 year old mother of four children who has a better body than MOST girls half her age?

Hell, I have a better body THAN YOU if we are talkin bout somethin.

All I have to say is that you should consider yourself fortunate that Needto took up for you. I will play at my end of the sandbox with all the big kids where we laugh and carry on busting on each other with GOOD NATURE and you can point and whisper and fight at your end with the little ones.

mkay?

you typed all that and I read 1 sentence and lost interest

 

[MichaelScott]

me too, cliff notes?

 

[Bikini Mod]

you typed all that and I read 1 sentence and lost interest

As if I believe that.

You are fat and soft and totally unimpressive by any standard as you claim to be so accomplished IRL but seem to lack the ability to exhibit here. How sad is that?

I am old and bangin and can still kick your ass physically as my REAL PHOTOS obviously dispaly. And I can and do kick your ass mentally WITHOUT a singular letter after my name.

Needto... my work on this thread is done.

 

[wootoom]

i like Clockwork

 

[the_clockwork]

As if I believe that.

You are fat and soft and totally unimpressive by any standard as you claim to be so accomplished IRL but seem to lack the ability to exhibit here. How sad is that?

I am old and bangin and can still kick your ass physically as my REAL PHOTOS obviously dispaly. And I can and do kick your ass mentally WITHOUT a singular letter after my name.

Needto... my work on this thread is done.

How about I give you my fucking address and you drive your fat ass up here?

I'll take you to my office, show you my degrees .. I'll show you my house.. I'll take you to my bank, we will get statements.. I will take my shirt off so you can caliper test me.. we will then go through town, I will introduce you to my ex, some of my best friends and anything else you would like to know in my life. I will show you my acceptance letter to the University of Minnesota and we can even call them and verify it's not a fake!!
I'll let you watch me inject steroids so you know I actually do them and hell I may even let you measure my cock if you want that info too!

 

[wootoom]

I believe him, I talk to Clockwork all the time, Were tight, honestly.

 

[Bikini Mod]

How about I give you my fucking address and you drive your fat ass up here?

I'll take you to my office, show you my degrees .. I'll show you my house.. I'll take you to my bank, we will get statements.. I will take my shirt off so you can caliper test me.. we will then go through town, I will introduce you to my ex, some of my best friends and anything else you would like to know in my life. I will show you my acceptance letter to the University of Minnesota and we can even call them and verify it's not a fake!!
I'll let you watch me inject steroids so you know I actually do them and hell I may even let you measure my cock if you want that info too!

And this would convince me of what exactly? That you have HALF a brain?

I already told you none of that *proof* matters as HERE you only exhibit stupidity and have been caught in lies that were equally stupid.

See that is the yet another difference between the two of us. I don't feel the need to prove a GODDAMNED thing. I dont have to as

A - I have NEVER lied about fuckall

and

B - my pics are REAL and show me to be a very attractive near 40 year old mother of four who could kick your sorry ass WITHOUT the use of a shovel. You calling me fat is like me calling you "Mr President". ...in that it is LAUGHABLE.

Please, you really make it worse for yourself with each of your posts. You need to accept that you simply can not best me so just let it go. I have already told you WE are done because of my respect for Needto. You should be THRILLED with that.

And, I guess you read my posts afterall. *yawn*

 

[needtogetaas]

YOU are utterly useless

+1 lol

 

[Phaded]

And this would convince me of what exactly? That you have HALF a brain?

I already told you none of that *proof* matters as HERE you only exhibit stupidity and have been caught in lies that were equally stupid.

See that is the yet another difference between the two of us. I don't feel the need to prove a GODDAMNED thing. I dont have to as

A - I have NEVER lied about fuckall

and

B - my pics are REAL and show me to be a very attractive near 40 year old mother of four who could kick your sorry ass WITHOUT the use of a shovel. You calling me fat is like me calling you "Mr President". ...in that it is LAUGHABLE.

Please, you really make it worse for yourself with each of your posts. You need to accept that you simply can not best me so just let it go. I have already told you WE are done because of my respect for Needto. You should be THRILLED with that.

And, I guess you read my posts afterall. *yawn*

lol @ cwork posting pics of other people and claiming they are him.. what a fucken loser.. not even my dorky ass friends would do some gay shit like that you gotta be pretty desperate to do such a thing..

 

[needtogetaas]

I liked him better as nutsnack that name was much cooler

 

[Bikini Mod]

I liked him better as nutsnack that name was much cooler

I wasn't even aware of nutsack. Perhaps if he asks the administration real nice like and promises to put up more pics of hit hot scantily-clad pretend e-friends then they will let him change his name back?

I agree Need2, nutsack sounds much closer to his e-persona here on elite.

Either that or dickhead?

...just tryin to help a nugga out.