Check out what this friend of mine did to a telemarketer

[curling]

I tried his home # several times only to get a busy so I tried his cell. He answered it and we talked for about 15 minutes and he tells me hold on a second I have a telemarketer on the other line. And I hear him tell them can you hold on a minute more and then proceeds to come back and talk to me for another 10 or 15 minutes. Then I hear him again ask the telemarketer if he can hold a little bit longer. I was laughing my butt off. Too funny.

 

[Cheeky Pecker Checker]

That wasn't very nice of him.

 

[Ffactor]

I actually put them on hold then turn some porn on and put the phone next to the TV!

 

[DetCord]

I had one call and ask for "Mrs. Detcord". I asked her why she asked for "Mrs" and she said it was in the computer. I said that she should update the computer next time... "because my wife died in a car wreck last year and you shouldn't just randomly call up people without updating records. So I'd appreciate you not calling again and reminding me that my fucking wife is dead!"

 

[Spruceman]

If they ask for a Mrs XXXXX at my house, I tell them she's down at the motel with 17 men, or she's in jail for prostitution. When I get calls trying to sell me siding or windows, I tell them I live in a cave. I often tell them that they reached a payphone. That'll get your number off the lists right fast. On the other hand, if a long distance company calls you to sell their services, just tell them you dont have a phone

 

[biteme]

They're just doing a job. But it's extemely annoying. My phone will ring at the most inconvenient times. As long as they're not pushy, I don't give em a hard time. I wouldn't do that job unless I had to, to keep me off the streets.

 

[RADAR]

They call and ask for me right in the middle of a job..i tell them to wait and i'll get him,then i turn this lil box on that plays music while on hold...and i'll go back to work.....



RADAR

 

[gonelifting]

I would pay a couple hundred a year subscription fee to KNOW who`s gonna be the asshole on the other end, because some people are nice but others YOU WANT TO KILL. because of their rudeness , they hang up on YOU when they get the first sense of "not selling" the product or something.
but I`d hate to be rude to a polite person doing their job. If there was a caller ID thing that said "asshole" "not an asshole" lol

I actually have the Telezapper, I guess it works Ok.

 

[hardrock]

When my friends dad ge a sales call, he simply acts interested while walking over to the fridge. He then grabs his whistle and proceeds to blow it into the phone as loud as he can. I just gotta try that sometime. I usually just hang up.

 

[circusgirl]

I just hang up. They work on commission, and they aren't getting a cent from me, so it saves everyone aggravation if I hang up and they can go on to the next number.