CHEATING BITCH! I'm going clubbing tonight for the first time HELP ME OUT!!!!!

[Staind]

yeah don't worry, i'm gonna go out tonight if she decides to go to work. if she stays hey i won't need to.

i got some old girls that want to be more than friends now that i'm telling everyone we broke up, the connections you can make in about 2 days of being single is amazing. i forgot what it was like. i still love her to much though...

last night i gave her a poem i spent alot of time on, she cried alot and wanted to keep it.

but yea she is always paranoid at her parent's. we have done the deed at least 700 times but this was the first time we had even kissed at her parent's house...

 

[KAYNE]

HOW OLD IS SHE (AND YOU)???

 

[Staind]

I'm almost 20, she is almost 21...

 

[KAYNE]

I'm almost 20, she is almost 21...

AND LET ME GET THIS SCRAIT.........SHE IS A SCRIPPER AND YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED?

 

[AAP]

Do yourself a big favor and skip the booze and drugs. If you can't go out and have a great night in the clubs without being "enhanced" or "aided" at your age, you don't need to be out. You need to be working on your self esteem and security issues. Not to mention the legal ramifications and danger you pose getting behind a steering wheel.

Masquerade is going to be a disappointment. Unless you are into gothic, skateboarder type chics.



P.S. Lose the bitch as well.

 

[OXANDRIN]

almost 20 and almost 21 so that could have just been said .... " 19 and 20"

there is no need for the "almost" crap

 

[JohnyJuice]

almost 20 and almost 21 so that could have just been said .... " 19 and 20"

there is no need for the "almost" crap

He is twenty and 2/3 though . "I'm this many" (holds up a couple of fingers like a retarded 4 year old.)

AAp, i couldnt agree more.

Kayne, i like your style.

 

[satchboogie]

YOU SHOULD JUST PUNCH THE BITCH IN THE FACE AND TELL HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT. THEN WHEN SHE IS OUT OF THE DOOR, CHASE HER DOWN AND CLOTHES LINE HER FROM BEHIND AND KICK HER IN THE NECK WHEN SHE IS ON THE GROUND.

my preferred 'ex' torture routine involves skinning, needles, and boiling water.

 

[rjl296]

i put you in my sig brol

 

[KAYNE]

my preferred 'ex' torture routine involves skinning, needles, and boiling water.

SENDING PICTURES OF HER DOING NOT SO LADY LIKE THINGS IS ALSO GOOD.


STAIND
IF SHE CHEATED ON YOU, THAT LEAVES NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO BEAT HER. INCESSANTLY.