CHEATING BITCH! I'm going clubbing tonight for the first time HELP ME OUT!!!!!

[Staind]

LOL, that Owl thing would work? I dunno about that but fuck I'll try everything.

My Ex-fiance also just called me again crying and telling me how unhappy she is and that she loves me forever, but yep you guessed it: she doesn't want to move back in with me.

Even after all this I am going to invite her over for "one last goodbye". I will be in a tuxedo with about 100 candles throughout my apartment and a love song playing. I will then give her flowers and read her a poem that I just finalized. If she has any feelings left...maybe that will win her. Oh yea, and a big bottle of wine

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

O.K. then you can modify the owl thing.

Get your ex over and have sex with her. Pretend everything is good. Then when you are getting close to blowing your load, tell her to start 'hooing' like and owl. Pull out and blow jizz all in her hair while telling her you always knew she was a fucking 'hoo'er' (whore). Then kick her out before she gets a chance to clean her hair. This should work out just as well as 'The Dirty Sanchez' or 'The Angry Dragon'.

Stan.

 

[vinylgroover]

There's alot of cool guys and girls on the clubbing forums here. Put a thread up there for the Atlanta people......i'm sure they would be cool with you going out with them.

Sleeping pill? If you're gonna take anything, do an E, although if you're on your own, it may not be a good idea.

I go cubbing on my own sometimes and doesnt bother me 'cause i love grooving........you don't need compay if you go there and dance your ass off. Just get on the floor and start moving. If you go to a decent club, people don't stare or laugh or any of that bullshit. If you go to a cheesy pick up joint it will be a different story.

 

[Staind]

Ok, this is gonna sound really weird and pathetic...

My ex-fiance ended up calling me up tonight and wanted to go out to dinner. In the end we went back to the bed of her mom's house and had alot going on but her mom was too close to really "move the bed" if you know what i mean.

Anyway, i'm REALLY REALLY confused now. All I know is that she will either make up her mind, or I will make up mine. I'm ready to move on at any point, I'm not going to wait on her...I got some friends lined up to go clubbing this weekend now...but...

My ex-fiance is coming over to see me tomorrow. I guess we shall see what happens, all i know is i'll prob be headin out regardless...

 

[supersizeme]

Did you still take the 5-8 drinks plus a sleeping pill even though you didn't go clubbing? That would've made dinner that much more fun, and you probably wouldn't have worried too much about whether or not her mom was too near. Does her mom only have one bed in the house or what's going on with that?

 

[MCBAYNE]

HOW DID YOU FINALLY PROVE/KNOW SHE WAS CHEATING? YOU ARE STILL WILLING TO TAKE HER EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A WHORE?

 

[KAYNE]

YOU SHOULD JUST PUNCH THE BITCH IN THE FACE AND TELL HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT. THEN WHEN SHE IS OUT OF THE DOOR, CHASE HER DOWN AND CLOTHES LINE HER FROM BEHIND AND KICK HER IN THE NECK WHEN SHE IS ON THE GROUND.

 

[Big Jroy]

YOU SHOULD JUST PUNCH THE BITCH IN THE FACE AND TELL HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT. THEN WHEN SHE IS OUT OF THE DOOR, CHASE HER DOWN AND CLOTHES LINE HER FROM BEHIND AND KICK HER IN THE NECK WHEN SHE IS ON THE GROUND.

Good call, lol!

 

[vinylgroover]

Staind,

Get yourself a hooker real quick. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

dude who says if you get back together that you can't go clubbing?

why would you take a benadryl then go out clubbing ???!?!?!

have like one or two shots then get your booty out there. regardless of whether you have made up with your gf.