CHEATING BITCH! I'm going clubbing tonight for the first time HELP ME OUT!!!!!

[Staind]

I found out about that little whore and now it is time to move on....It hurt like a bitch, but the only way to forget the ex is to find your next. (IMO)

I got about 3-4 clubs in mind I'm gonna hit tonight that are 18+. Anyone have some tips so I can enjoy it? I'm not sure if I'll have someone do go with me yet...BTW I am in the Atlanta area so the clubs are the Masquerade, SPF 15, Club Europe, and The Library.

1. Where are good places to go to just try to meet ppl to go clubbin' with?

2. I plan to slam the equivalent of 5-8 drinks with half a sleeping pill before I walk-in to get rid of any anxiety, good idea?

3. What is the best time to go in? Early or late?

4. I got no clue how to dance, so I guess I'll just observe and wing it?

Please people I know alot of you guys club so help me out. If anyone wants to go from the Atlanta area let me know.

 

[HANSEL]

2. I plan to slam the equivalent of 5-8 drinks with half a sleeping pill before I walk-in to get rid of any anxiety, good idea?

Are you serious? lol

 

[HANSEL]

LMAO

 

[jwill3:16]

dont wear any gay clubing close stay away from that stuff..

 

[Staind]

This is me: http://wwww.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EYRRNQ&key=DFG

It's a bad picture...but whatever my last one got a 9.4 you can't win them all.

 

[HANSEL]

Yea, those silvery , tight as hell shirts.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

5-6 drinks with half a sleeping pill hahaha Your a DATE RAPES WET DREAM. Bro you won't get any pussy if you do this. Have 5-6 drinks but no sleeping pill.

 

[Staind]

Hey I am low on the alcohol right now what can I say. I'm trying to get another bottle of everclear so I can just have alcohol, the pill would be to try to extend the effects so I can get more buzz with less alcohol, and by sleeping pill I mean 12.5 mg of diphenhydramine

 

[BowlingForSoup]

by sleeping pill I mean 12.5 mg of diphenhydramine

It may just be me, but if you need to slam five to eight drinks and then follow that with a sleeping pill to relax, then maybe do something else? If you're going to go out, enjoy it. Drink whatever and as many as you want, but don't slam em' bro. Cool, calm, relaxed, chilled out...best way to go. That's the only advice I know to give you. Passing out with a hard on isn't going to be as much fun as you might think.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Don't get too fucked up...girls won't like that.

Here's something to break the ice: Walk up to a pair of chicks and ask them which one can do a better impression of an owl. Tell them to 'HOO' like an owl. After they've finished, tell them it must be your lucky night, running into such a couple of good hoo'ers (whores).