A lot of these responses probably arent the ones you were hoping for, so let me see if I can help you out. First things first, get a bottle of a alchol, actually, make it two. Then, get one rag and one light. Open both bottles, stuffing the rag in one and your mouth over the opening of the other one. Using the lighter you obtained, set the rag on fire. Now, with the rag on fire stuff at the top of the bottle and balance it on top of your head, proceed to drink yourself drunk. Once you do this, you may find that you because a little unstable and rather tipsy. This is when the fun starts. Why you ask? Well, once you fall....when you fall, because you will and you'll feel like a worthless drunk, the bottle contraption on top of your head will fall to the ground around you and smash. The result: you, a drunk man, with a bottle in hand, on the ground, lit on fire.
If this doesnt solve your problem, contact my associates for more information on how to cope with stress. Why? Becuase its what we do best.
So, unitil next time, stay stressed and drink till your fucked.