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Campus Modeling

supersizeme

supersizeme

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I demand an answer on what exactly this is. I'm at a stage in life where I'm seriously considering changing careers and, although I have no idea what campus modeling entails, I'm confident that I would excel at it. I have visited several college campuses, and I built several model airplanes as a young lad, so I believe that I could put together a shining resume that has "this guy could be the greatest campus model ever" written all over it. I'm also very thrifty with pouring bottles of Moet on girls in bikinis in slow motion so I would hope this increases my value in the campus modeling market. I will bump this until I get more info because searching for "Campus Model" on Yahoo only produces links to Ace Hardware and True Value.
 
I don't care who fields it, just tell me what it is. There are starving children in Africa RIGHT NOW who don't have any campus models at all...whatever they are.
 
well, I know I risk the wrath of all that is Canadian if I even step on this thread... but I thought I would add a thought or two.

1) it isn't just an occupation, it is a way of life. it is how you carry yourself and a way of viewing the world around you. generally speaking you are better than the rest, so show it.

2) I think it is an architectural term. in college the campus model was what we had to do when there was a large scale project involving multiple buildings and you would then want to show them in model format, to scale, in relation to each other. usually it showed the grade of the land as well as the overall shape of the buildings and the way they interacted with each other and the surroundings. they were always harder to make than one would think.
but with enough glue, one can do anything.

which also happens to be my philosophy on my hair.
 
Gentlemen, if I reveal the secrets of campus modeling to you two, I run the risk of severe backlash from not just the campus model himself, but those who would not see his name besmirched.

What to do. This is a pickle.
 
I was SO close to becoming a campus model but then they found out that I'd had sexy pictures taken of me and said that I wasn't "campus model" material. My family was devistated. I've not spoken to them in years over it.
 
HappyScrappy said:
well, I know I risk the wrath of all that is Canadian if I even step on this thread... but I thought I would add a thought or two.

1) it isn't just an occupation, it is a way of life. it is how you carry yourself and a way of viewing the world around you. generally speaking you are better than the rest, so show it.

2) I think it is an architectural term. in college the campus model was what we had to do when there was a large scale project involving multiple buildings and you would then want to show them in model format, to scale, in relation to each other. usually it showed the grade of the land as well as the overall shape of the buildings and the way they interacted with each other and the surroundings. they were always harder to make than one would think.
but with enough glue, one can do anything.

which also happens to be my philosophy on my hair.
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Just couldn't help yourself could you? Now you've done it. Prepare for the canadian tounge lashing of your life....TRAITOR!!!
 
Also, put on your resume that you can fart out pink confetti on command. Cheers big ears!
 
blump.

Campus modeling will be shrouded in mystery no longer. For years, we the people of elite, have been wandering Earth aimlessly, lifting weights but not quite sure why. I am tired of training and eating chicken breasts for the sole purpose of becoming a stronger, more hoss potential campus model.

I'm not taking my finger out of my ass until I have a Webster-like definition of what this is and how I can get into it.
 
supersizeme said:
blump.

Campus modeling will be shrouded in mystery no longer. For years, we the people of elite, have been wandering Earth aimlessly, lifting weights but not quite sure why. I am tired of training and eating chicken breasts for the sole purpose of becoming a stronger, more hoss potential campus model.

I'm not taking my finger out of my ass until I have a Webster-like definition of what this is and how I can get into it.
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The secrets of campus modeling are now in your pm box. Use them wisely young model.
 
ssme - I don't want to be a dick and burst your bubble... but I think it is only for a select few, and you certainly aren't the type.

it might even be one of those things that you are born with, like a cleft pallette or club feet.
 
HappyScrappy said:


I'm sorry. the truth hurts. well, sometimes it just stings. like when you get olive oil in your eyes.
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could i beat them up for having pretty hair?
 
HappyScrappy said:


probably not, most are very big even naturally.
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Eh, point of order here HS. Campus models, like their "super" counterparts, are notoriously waifish. "Swimmers Build" I believe is the popular euphemism. So pound away Saint. :)
 
well, I rolled myself in lamp oil... but I do that everyday.
I'd guess that it is bedtime for bonzo in some other distant foreign land. or lunch. or work.
whatever it is, I'm not complaining. just give it time and I'm sure much like herpes, it will come back in a painful flareup all over my ass...
 
gymtime said:


Eh, point of order here HS. Campus models, like their "super" counterparts, are notoriously waifish. "Swimmers Build" I believe is the popular euphemism. So pound away Saint. :)
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I think you are mistaken. I know for a fact of one that has a 54" chest. you show me any wussy swimmers with 54" chests. also most swimmers have good lats, but rarely do you hear of them having awe inspiring traps that they refer to frequently - whereas it has been seen in many cases of campus model stardom.
 
The Gay-o-Meter just hit an 9.8 when I ran this thread through it.
 
*sighs*

no i just slept through a meeting.

and i know high didn't exactly help himself a few times here... but really, let's just drop it.
 
WODIN said:
The Gay-o-Meter just hit an 9.8 when I ran this thread through it.
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That's okay though because a good campus model should be very open and accepting of all sexual orientations. Let's just be honest with ourselves that most of us can only dream of reaching the CM status....but you know, we can try our bests to live every day as though we were......
 
shit you leave for class for an hour and look what gets started.

i am actually calmed down from the weekend, and this drew a smile to my face.

Campus modeling haha should i put it in my sig.

actually it was just something i was choosen for here at udel, no big deal i did it once or twice. its over with, why i used it in an arg. i will never know, i think it was to show that i am busy outside the board, but it was a poor arg.

peace
 
:)
finally HI showed up and he handles it in a mature and appropriate fashion - smiles all around and the light golf clap is heard from all - bravo.

still wondering what smalls has to do with any of it, but as long as there was some attention scattered about, we are all happy campers.

now what's the next stupid thing we can rip on and who is gonna say it?
 
HighIntensity said:
shit you leave for class for an hour and look what gets started.

i am actually calmed down from the weekend, and this drew a smile to my face.

Campus modeling haha should i put it in my sig.

actually it was just something i was choosen for here at udel, no big deal i did it once or twice. its over with, why i used it in an arg. i will never know, i think it was to show that i am busy outside the board, but it was a poor arg.

peace
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HI - for what it's worth, you are a good sport bro. :beer:
 
Everytime I see the words campus model I think of the Brady Bunch movie when Marcia gets hit by the football and then goes

"NO ILL NEVER BE A TEEN MODEL"

LMAO
 
HighIntensity said:
shit you leave for class for an hour and look what gets started.

i am actually calmed down from the weekend, and this drew a smile to my face.

Campus modeling haha should i put it in my sig.

actually it was just something i was choosen for here at udel, no big deal i did it once or twice. its over with, why i used it in an arg. i will never know, i think it was to show that i am busy outside the board, but it was a poor arg.

peace
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I hate to beat a dead horse, but...

what the hell do you actually DO? I get that you were chosen for it, and did it once or twice, but did WHAT?

Maybe I'm just dense...
 
went to a local campus club/bar took some pictures, ect...it was quite an event... not really

by the way i saw your pictures project, keep up the work, youll get there
 
Thank you for being a good sport.

But I'm still going to dig further. What kind of pictures? What were you doing in them? Can you post them?
 
i was standing in a sexaul pose, naked and fully erect...flexing.

no it was just three poses, no shirt off which sucked because i was wearing a ribbed sweater, and im more of a ripped up "mens health" guy at 195 than huge, so unless im in a baby gap T or a Tank you can't tell what i look like body wise.

ill ask one of the girls invloved if she still has the pics it was a while back, and i was not the winner. any other questions, I have tommy boxers on tday..,.

now i need to finish a paper.

p.s. when i get a web cam ill post my pics...now stop drooling
 
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OK since your last post took a turn for the gay, my name is supersizeme and I am vagina's number one fan. the only way i'd be drooling over you would be if someone suspended me over you by the hooks in my back and i was in some sort of vegetable-esque state.

You stated that you weren't a winner. I didn't know this was a contest. What did the winner get? Additional campus modeling gigs?
 
supersizeme-im sorry from all evidence on elite I pressumed you were gay.

The winner got a real life modeling contract, oh boy. I really was not in the right state of mind durring the whole contest, considering my GF of three and a half years decided to leave me.
So i was not too focused on the prize or anything else for that matter.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I'm going to quit my fucking job. I missed this damn thread because of a meeting!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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You missed a real peach NB. But don't worry. This will not be the last of the campus model threads. :angel:
 
gymtime said:


You missed a real peach NB. But don't worry. This will not be the last of the campus model threads. :angel:
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why i oughtta.... :D

Taxi_Driver_Shaking_Fist.GIF
 
gymtime said:


Don't worry mom. I'll be good.

:fro:
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good to hear son - you may leave your room now. tell ssme if he behaves i'll let him come downstairs for a popsicle (provided he doesn't start fellating it like last time).

be forewarned, though, that if you two don't behave you're in for some spankings. ;)
 
The Nature Boy said:
I'm going to quit my fucking job. I missed this damn thread because of a meeting!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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See? This is what happens when you "work".

This thread made me laugh out loud...always good to have your coworkers looking at you funny.
 
a couple of observations

gymtime never used his catchphrase a la Hank Hill

It's kind of hard to poke fun at HI about campus modeling because he's a good sport about it. it's not as fun that way.
 
The Nature Boy said:
a couple of observations

gymtime never used his catchphrase a la Hank Hill

It's kind of hard to poke fun at HI about campus modeling because he's a good sport about it. it's not as fun that way.
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"That boy aint right I tell ya what."
 
HappyScrappy said:
how tall is HI?
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no shit

HI can you post a pic or somthing, I am wondering too?:confused:

don't be shy now we want pics


<chanting>

we want pics:smash:

<chanting>

we want pics:smash:

<chanting>

we want pics:smash:
 
any of you guys have otter pops? you know what I'm talking about. They start of as some multicolored liquid in an airtight plastic wrapper thingy - then you freeze em and eat em. mmmmmm. I'm going to get some.... and some hookers too.
 
The Nature Boy said:
any of you guys have otter pops? you know what I'm talking about. They start of as some multicolored liquid in an airtight plastic wrapper thingy - then you freeze em and eat em. mmmmmm. I'm going to get some.... and some hookers too.
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LOL @ hookers

otter pops - when I was a kid and had those at friends' houses we'd always end up letting them melt and then drinking them... why bother freezing them in the first place?

and the annoying plastic cuts you'd get on the corners of your mouth from the plastic.

enough about this shit - how tall is HI?
 
hey, I examined that picture a little too closely I guess.... but look at the shorts of the adult standing between the two kids. WTF? I assume it's a man by looking at the hands. But take a look at that "gunt" he's got? Time to work those lower abs!!!
 
For those of you that are ugly don't fret....you can also excel in the field of "body" modeling....that's right, you can show off your assets since your face is obviously not your best one...got nice elbows?? Elbow modeling! Got nice feet? Foot modeling!

Yay...
 
boy you guys are persitant :D

im hitting the gym and dinner then the bars...

but Happy im 5'10 at 195 currently 8% bf
 
heheh pink brought up a fine point.
Which leads into another funny thing to do and that is, when you meet a girl out in public like say at a bar or whatever, and she tells you that she's a model or has done some modeling in the past. Scrunch your nose up so that the top layer of your teeth is showing, furl your brow, and say "Eh, what are you a hand model or something?" Then it's go time in her panties.
 
ok, now I have done more expert analysis on the picture above. To the very right you see a hand. This is my interpretation of what's going on there



*** Uncle Jed had been hitting the Jack Daniels hard that day, and said:

"I like my bitches this tall" <belches>*****

the end.
 
ok.... i half understand the campus model thing now..

but.. HI.. how did you use it in an argument?

did you call someone a campus model?

or were you saying "i'm a campus model" as to prove that you are not your regular joe blow of the streets.. but that you look decent?
 
decem said:
ok.... i half understand the campus model thing now..

but.. HI.. how did you use it in an argument?

did you call someone a campus model?

or were you saying "i'm a campus model" as to prove that you are not your regular joe blow of the streets.. but that you look decent?
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really it was miscommunication, plain and simple.
 
smallmovesal said:


...cold in there decem?

nippola nippola nippola!
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where? in my avatar? shit.. i wish they looked like that now.. but NOOOOOOOO.... they have to get all fucking PUFFY whenever i take any gear whatsoever.. i hate my nips..

that's ok.. cuz the puffiness shall reside after i get all androgens out of my system.. and only muscle shall be left..
 
KAKDEISEL DOES MODELING. I ALSO DID SOME MODELING IN MY LATER TEENS AND EARLY 20'S A COUPLE YEARS AGO. WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL???


KAYNE
 
WAIT....I'M STILL IN MY EARLY 20'S.!!!

AS A MATTER OF FACT....I MODELED AT PUFF DADDY'S SUPERBOWL PARTY A FEW WEEKS AGO. MET ALL KINDS OF FAMOUS BITCHES AND CELEBS. NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH MODELING.


KAYNE
 
decem said:
quit lyin :rolleyes:
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GOT THE PIX TO PROVE IT....THOUGH I DONT HAVE A SCANNER. I MIGHT GO TO BIGDOG'S HOUSE SOON AND GET SOME SCANNED.


KAYNE
 
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