Campus Modeling

[gymtime]

blump.

Campus modeling will be shrouded in mystery no longer. For years, we the people of elite, have been wandering Earth aimlessly, lifting weights but not quite sure why. I am tired of training and eating chicken breasts for the sole purpose of becoming a stronger, more hoss potential campus model.

I'm not taking my finger out of my ass until I have a Webster-like definition of what this is and how I can get into it.

The secrets of campus modeling are now in your pm box. Use them wisely young model.

 

[HappyScrappy]

ssme - I don't want to be a dick and burst your bubble... but I think it is only for a select few, and you certainly aren't the type.

it might even be one of those things that you are born with, like a cleft pallette or club feet.

 

[saint808]

so i could never be a campus model either?

 

[HappyScrappy]

so i could never be a campus model either?

I'm sorry. the truth hurts. well, sometimes it just stings. like when you get olive oil in your eyes.

 

[saint808]

I'm sorry. the truth hurts. well, sometimes it just stings. like when you get olive oil in your eyes.

could i beat them up for having pretty hair?

 

[HappyScrappy]

could i beat them up for having pretty hair?

probably not, most are very big even naturally.

 

[supersizeme]

Hey did you spray Canada-off on you or something today? I'm surprised you haven't been laid into yet.

 

[TheProject]

SSME, thanks for this thread. I needed a good laugh!

 

[gymtime]

probably not, most are very big even naturally.

Eh, point of order here HS. Campus models, like their "super" counterparts, are notoriously waifish. "Swimmers Build" I believe is the popular euphemism. So pound away Saint.

 

[OMEGA]

this thread brings a tear to the eye

wait that is just my pesky gell that got into my eye