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BigCracker
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After years of dodging legal bullets from the man, I thought some of you guys might benefit greatly from sharing some of my(or my friend's experiences). I'm going to give you guys real life scenarios the could occur with anyone that possesses,sells, or uses AAS and I wanna know what you would do in this situation. Think it through, and be honest with how you would react. Answering correctly (and being mentally capable of doing the same thing in real life) could save you thousands of $$$ in fines/legal expenses, possible jail time, and probation. Answering wrong, or not knowing what to do could cause you to really fuck yourself way worse than it has to be-even when caught w/ your hands in the cookie jar.
2 detectives show up at you and your gf's crib w/ a warrant to search for AAS. They find 10 x 10ml bottles of test cyp in your dresser. They ask you if it's yours. (question #1) What do you say? Regardless of how you answer #1, you're probably getting arrested for possession. They bring you down to the police station, book you,print you, etc. They sit you in a small room for about 2 hrs deliberately so you'll be hating life, nervous, and ready to cooperate. (question #2) In comes a cop, he asks you if the steroids were yours again. What do you answer? The cop tells you the only way he can help you is if you help him. He says if you can get 2 of your friends(or anyone willing) to sell you roids on hidden video they'll let you off 100%-no court/no fines/no police record/nothing. (question #3) Do you take the deal? Let's assume you don't take the deal. Now the cop pulls out a statement signed by your gf/wife saying that the roids were yours exclusively, and if you don't admit possession they're arresting your wife/gf too. They also threaten to seize your house and cars. You now feel guilty that you got your old lady involved in your personal BS. (question #4) Do you bite the bullet and admit the roids were yours? Let's say you're a selfish bastard and you feel totally betrayed by your gf/wife for signing that document, so they offer you a shot at signing a similar statement saying the roids were in fact hers. (question #5) Do you sign it and let that Judas bitch take the heat? In general, the cops trying to let you know you've fucked up real bad and you're going down big time no matter what. (question #6) What do you say? (question #7) How long can you expect to be in jail before getting released?
All of these answers may seem rather trivial when you're shitting bricks, but the answers could easily be the difference between getting off 100%, getting a plea bargain that you can live with, or winding up in a legal mess w/ all the charges to sticking to you like glue=max fines/penalties. After I see some responses, I'll review questions 1-8 and tell you what I've seen happen in similar situations and why you should answer the way that I suggest. Keep in mind-cops are not your friends, ever. They're trained to put you at ease so you'll spill the beans and make their case against you a strong one-even when it isn't. Cops also lie regularly too. When you're answering the above questions properly, the cops will become agitated-which probably means you're doing a good job.
2 detectives show up at you and your gf's crib w/ a warrant to search for AAS. They find 10 x 10ml bottles of test cyp in your dresser. They ask you if it's yours. (question #1) What do you say? Regardless of how you answer #1, you're probably getting arrested for possession. They bring you down to the police station, book you,print you, etc. They sit you in a small room for about 2 hrs deliberately so you'll be hating life, nervous, and ready to cooperate. (question #2) In comes a cop, he asks you if the steroids were yours again. What do you answer? The cop tells you the only way he can help you is if you help him. He says if you can get 2 of your friends(or anyone willing) to sell you roids on hidden video they'll let you off 100%-no court/no fines/no police record/nothing. (question #3) Do you take the deal? Let's assume you don't take the deal. Now the cop pulls out a statement signed by your gf/wife saying that the roids were yours exclusively, and if you don't admit possession they're arresting your wife/gf too. They also threaten to seize your house and cars. You now feel guilty that you got your old lady involved in your personal BS. (question #4) Do you bite the bullet and admit the roids were yours? Let's say you're a selfish bastard and you feel totally betrayed by your gf/wife for signing that document, so they offer you a shot at signing a similar statement saying the roids were in fact hers. (question #5) Do you sign it and let that Judas bitch take the heat? In general, the cops trying to let you know you've fucked up real bad and you're going down big time no matter what. (question #6) What do you say? (question #7) How long can you expect to be in jail before getting released?
All of these answers may seem rather trivial when you're shitting bricks, but the answers could easily be the difference between getting off 100%, getting a plea bargain that you can live with, or winding up in a legal mess w/ all the charges to sticking to you like glue=max fines/penalties. After I see some responses, I'll review questions 1-8 and tell you what I've seen happen in similar situations and why you should answer the way that I suggest. Keep in mind-cops are not your friends, ever. They're trained to put you at ease so you'll spill the beans and make their case against you a strong one-even when it isn't. Cops also lie regularly too. When you're answering the above questions properly, the cops will become agitated-which probably means you're doing a good job.
