Busted in the handicapped stall....

[gymtime]

First time I've ever worked in a bldg with real live handicapped, wheelchair types using the big toilets.

So I'm in the handicapped stall doing my dirty sinful business. I like the handicapped stall because it best accommodates my big ol' Queen Latifah-like ass.

So I'm finishing up see, observing all available means of in-stall hygiene. And wouldn't you know it, just as I'm opening the big metal door to head the faucets, in wheels the local gimp boring a hole in me with his eyes like nobody's business.

All things being equal, I'm not sure I did anything wrong here........did I??

 

[jerkbox]

nope.

 

[powerforward]

nothing wrong with using the handicapped stall. its not like handicapped parking.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I cannot fathom a big-ass dump without the assistance of handrails.

 

[FORTUNE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

 

[Fragadelic]

You shoulda walked out like you had cerebral palsy

 

[spin721]

Hey man...as long as you don't have to have one of those "handicapped" hanging tags or anything...you are good to go.

How does he know all the other stalls weren't taken when you got there?

 

[crimson coal]

He was just pissed cuz being the only handicapper in the building he felt that was "His Stall"...Now he has to go smell your stink. Nothin worse than smellin someone elses "Poop molecules"..

 

[collegiateLifter]

well, was the other stall being used or otherwise not suitable for your Deucing?

 

[Optimus B]

just walk out with a limp.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

A homeless guy burst his colostomy bag in a hadicapped stall in a church, on my friend's wedding day. There was a trail of peanut butter sauce all the way from the altar to the bathroom.

 

[gymtime]

well, was the other stall being used or otherwise not suitable for your Deucing?

Simply not suitable for someone of my overall butt girth.

 

[Dial_tone]

I cannot fathom a big-ass dump without the assistance of handrails.

LMAO!