You are fab
They are just messing around, let them get on with their fantasies, it really is a bit of a giggle, just lads being lads.
It wouldn't be all that difficult to get our own back.
We would just have to make the same sort of thread and probably half to two-thirds of them would have a bit of a hissy fit if we didn't mention them.
And there are FAR more men on this site than women, and not that many bodyparts to go around, some would have to be satisfied with being things like baby toes or earlobes (as we would include them all in the end to have them feel included).