Brosephs, not being a johnson or anything, but the spanglish cleaning broad mos def wants to hit it

[seizer]

Re: Brosephs, not being a johnson or anything, but the spanglish cleaning broad mos d

you obviously know nothing about human social interaction

"wet floor"

"wet" = "not dry" = "the current state of her vaginal enclave"

"floor" = "down below" = "her coochie"

I get the break down and I understood the break down before it was broken down, BUT...there's a chance you could be overanalyzing the situation.

I say this especially since she's spanglish, and my assumption would be that she wouldnt use wet floor as a sexual inuendo.

HOWEVER, she did make effort to provide you with caution. And assuming the copy room is of a fair distance away -- she provided unnecessary caution. THUS, if it is unnecessary cation then it IS a call. Then lying the crouching tiger you are, you pounce on the mounce.

AND even if it isnt a call, poke her while she's pinesoling the floor.

 

[manny78]

Re: Brosephs, not being a johnson or anything, but the spanglish cleaning broad mos d

She's all about the sausage. I can see it in her eyes. She is new here and I have been working about 17 hour days so we've had some quality face time.

Just today she told me to watch out for the wet floor in the copy room.

I mean, c'mon.

Wet floor?

Wet vagina, that is, mi amor.

should I?

It hit. She probably a very minimal sex life (if she has one period) so whenever she gets the cawk, she most likely goes on it like an ethiopian on a double cheeseburger. You could even make up a story about how you saw in the news that hitting the brown eye regularly could prevent colorectal cancer.

 

[nimbus]

she's cheating on you

 

[BigRupe]

She's all about the sausage. I can see it in her eyes. She is new here and I have been working about 17 hour days so we've had some quality face time.

Just today she told me to watch out for the wet floor in the copy room.

I mean, c'mon.

Wet floor?

Wet vagina, that is, mi amor.

should I?

I would...if I were you

 

[EnderJE]

Dude, when she starts talking about her kids, her husband, or her mortgage...YOU'RE IN!

 

[jnevin]

Re: Brosephs, not being a johnson or anything, but the spanglish cleaning broad mos d

It hit. She probably a very minimal sex life (if she has one period) so whenever she gets the cawk, she most likely goes on it like an ethiopian on a double cheeseburger. You could even make up a story about how you saw in the news that hitting the brown eye regularly could prevent colorectal cancer.

I thought everyone in Ethiopia was an Orthodox Jew?

 

[KillahBee]

Dudes.....she just smiled at me.

Not for nuthin, but I've been running around this fuggin office like a Mexican on the 15th of the month. I'm overly tired, stressed, haven't eaten anything (deifnitely not healthy) in days.

I need this.

A good ol American workplace fuck fest is just what I need.

Que sera, sera. Hoe

 

[KillahBee]

Fuck, I'm hard already.

What's my best play here?

When she comes over to empty the garbage can I can either:

a) be jagging off in my chair, turn around and splooge on the floor, then look up all innocently and say, "I think you missed a spot"
b) be jagging off in my chair, and as she walks away and turns at me fling my dicksnot at her grill a la that dude in The Silence of the Lambs
c) put the garbage can in my anus and ask her for a fresh bag
d) kiss her

 

[sublime35]

Fuck, I'm hard already.

What's my best play here?

When she comes over to empty the garbage can I can either:

a) be jagging off in my chair, turn around and splooge on the floor, then look up all innocently and say, "I think you missed a spot"
b) be jagging off in my chair, and as she walks away and turns at me fling my dicksnot at her grill a la that dude in The Silence of the Lambs
c) put the garbage can in my anus and ask her for a fresh bag
d) kiss her

Goddamnit KB you just made me choke. FUCK. LOL


You know what would have been funny is that while in the process of thinking that "wet floor" was her hitting on you, that you were going to the copy room and upon entering you busted your ass.