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Britney goes... BALD!

Odd move. Either she is losing it, or it is a calculated publicity stunt.
 
I feel really bad for the girl. She's having the break down of her life..... right in front of the whole world.
I honestly like her music. Yea. I said it. I like her music. I'm a fan.
But she's confused.
And lost.
She's made some VERY bad choices.
And she's not smart enough to get herself out of it.
She needs a good friend but she surrounds herself with idiots and assholes.
Best of all- the more she cracks, the more money she will make. At the end of it all she will kill herself or be better than ever. Either way, it's gonna be extreme.
 
I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's half past four and I'm shifting gear

When she's lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
We don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a wave in the air, radar love

The radio's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong"
The road's got me hypnotized
And I'm speeding into a new sunrise

When I get lonely, and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort, comin' in from above
Don't need no radio at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We’ve got a line in the sky, radar love

No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow

And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming on Strong"
And the newsman sang his same song
One more radar lover's gone

When I'm feeling lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends the comfort coming in from above
Don't need no radio at all
We got a thing that's called radar love
We got a line in the sky
We got a thing that's called radar love
We got a thing that's called radar love
 
gotmilk said:
I bet Kev's lawyers are demanding a drug test and her hair follicles would have buried her in court.
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Good thinking. Damn, ur quick. Her lawyer should have told her to do that weeks ago when K-Fed first started talking about all the drugs. I bet Kevin writes a book. I bet he's gonna make a ton of money from it, too. :Popcorn:
 
myway said:
Good thinking. Damn, ur quick. Her lawyer should have told her to do that weeks ago when K-Fed first started talking about all the drugs. I bet Kevin writes a book. I bet he's gonna make a ton of money from it, too. :Popcorn:
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they can use other hair on someone's body for a drug test. Any trace of hair is all they need. Just a small leg hair etc
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
they can use other hair on someone's body for a drug test. Any trace of hair is all they need. Just a small leg hair etc
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Lol. Thanx. I knew that.
I would just assume that if she went through the trouble of shaving her head, she would have hit the other spots, too.
 
myway said:
Lol. Thanx. I knew that.
I would just assume that if she went through the trouble of shaving her head, she would have hit the other spots, too.
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Plus, they usually go for head-hair since it's usually longer and they can take more of it.
The last time I had one of those tests done, they took out a round portion about the size of a quarter.... but they prolly just wanted some MYWAY hair to keep & show friends.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Gotmilk hit it right on the nose she ain't that dumb peeople.
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Yes she is. Dumb as fuck. She probably thinks a bidet is a water fountain for short people. Someone told her it was her last resort. Hair follicles would have crushed her in court. Plus, we all know she has no hair samples on her puss..
 
rocky_road said:
Agreed. I mean haven't we all thought about shaving our head?
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My head has been shaved for a long time really.

I think this is a publicity thing for her "comeback album". She will probably go in the opposite direction of her original albums.
I don't think she is having a breakdown. I do feel sorry for her for having to put up with neverending press about everything though.
 
mountain muscle said:
My head has been shaved for a long time really.

I think this is a publicity thing for her "comeback album". She will probably go in the opposite direction of her original albums.
I don't think she is having a breakdown. I do feel sorry for her for having to put up with neverending press about everything though.
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Aw, that's cool. I kind of feel like hair distracts you from seeing someone's face completely.
 
Sarge_ said:
shoulda tatted some hair up on that gleaming dome while she was in there.
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:artist: she can really set off the news/media with a tatoo on her skull!!!!

IMO the world is not going to end if she goes gothic
 
rocky_road said:
Is the dome your head? nah, i've had longer head hair for a while now and I don't plan on cutting it for a long time.
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I've been MIA for awhile. Are you old enough for me to ask for you to post your tits yet?
 
georgie24 said:
:artist: she can really set off the news/media with a tatoo on her skull!!!!

IMO the world is not going to end if she goes gothic
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hahahaha...

I can imagine a Goth "opps i did it again" video, that'd be fuggin' great.
 
EnderJE said:
I've been MIA for awhile. Are you old enough for me to ask for you to post your tits yet?
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Yeah, i'm old enough for you to ask, haha. But don't you just like asking that? You don't actually expect anyone to do it.....do you? In any case, i'm not posting them, so if you're smart, you won't bother asking. Soory that you've been MIA, although you probobly were better off doing whatever you were doing than spending time wasting away here...


Dunno why or how I attatched a thumbs down symbol to my last post. Ignore that, everyone.
 
Gotta be a publicity stunt...why the fuck would you go to a hair salon(expensive one I'm sure) to get your head shaved??

It's not like that requires a great deal of skill.
 
gotmilk said:
I bet Kev's lawyers are demanding a drug test and her hair follicles would have buried her in court.
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oh wow. thats a very smart theory. i didnt think of that. maybe britney's strange behavoir was more calculated than it seems.

i just saw this story on news where they interviewed the salon owner in some anonymous san fernando beauty shop. britney walked in seemingly acting strange and buzzed her hair off herself in a back room.

i know a girl who lost custody of her son after the father told courts she was smoking pot in front of thier 4 year old. they did hair test and that was enough proof. it is very unusual to award full custody to a father.
 
She ain't that stupid. Everything shes does is calculated. While people talk shit about her she's probably laughing and wondering how she's gonna spend the millions coming from this stunt.
 
I don't think the hair place would do it for her....she grabbed the clippers and did it herself....she also got some tatoos that day.
She was a busy girl.
 
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