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Bran, guy, I can't let this go

KillahBee

KillahBee

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It's been keepin me up all night:

bran987 said:
see!! I don't even use conditioner! would have no idea which one to use.
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Dude, you need to rework your thinking hair (tee hee, "hair" vs. "here").

You workout so your body looks good
You run so your cardio health is in good shape
You diet so you can get rockhardwashboardabs4U2Touch
You study and read so your mental awareness is sharp

WHY AREN"T YOU DOING THE SAME FOR YOUR HAIR?!!!!!

Little known facts from the JOurnal of NEw England Hair Care:
- "A human being's hair is the strongest and largest muscle in the body"
- "94% of 8's and 9's are first and foremost attracted to a man b/c of his hair"

Branny, I once gave a woman a clitoral orgasm with my bangs alone. You MUST start conditioning. You will see an immediate rise in your enjoyment of life and others' enjoyment of Doughboy Bran.

YOu know my number - I'm here for you, pal.
 
i cut my own hair every 5 days...

could this be my weak spot?

Have you found my Achilles fro?

Am i a modern day sexual Samson?

thanks killah. its 10pm saturday night and im paranoid. if i dont get laid its YOUR fault
 
i will lol when baby jesus smites killah with a fatty bald spot for living a sinful/sick lifestyle.
 
Damm Bran ... hair advice from KB.

That's like getting jui jitsu lessons from Rickson Gracie, or
getting drumming lessons from Tommy Lee
 
PICK3 said:
Damm Bran ... hair advice from KB.

That's like getting jui jitsu lessons from Rickson Gracie, or
getting drumming lessons from Tommy Lee
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or effiel towers sessions from lance bass/pdaddy
 
KillahBee said:
It's been keepin me up all night:



Dude, you need to rework your thinking hair (tee hee, "hair" vs. "here").

You workout so your body looks good
You run so your cardio health is in good shape
You diet so you can get rockhardwashboardabs4U2Touch
You study and read so your mental awareness is sharp

WHY AREN"T YOU DOING THE SAME FOR YOUR HAIR?!!!!!

Little known facts from the JOurnal of NEw England Hair Care:
- "A human being's hair is the strongest and largest muscle in the body"
- "94% of 8's and 9's are first and foremost attracted to a man b/c of his hair"

Branny, I once gave a woman a clitoral orgasm with my bangs alone. You MUST start conditioning. You will see an immediate rise in your enjoyment of life and others' enjoyment of Doughboy Bran.

YOu know my number - I'm here for you, pal.
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Quality thread here. Very entertaining.
 
It's something I'll never have to worry about again.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i cut my own hair every 5 days...

could this be my weak spot?

Have you found my Achilles fro?

Am i a modern day sexual Samson?

thanks killah. its 10pm saturday night and im paranoid. if i dont get laid its YOUR fault
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<------i cut my hair every day...lol ;) ;)
 
KillahBee said:
It's been keepin me up all night:



Dude, you need to rework your thinking hair (tee hee, "hair" vs. "here").

You workout so your body looks good
You run so your cardio health is in good shape
You diet so you can get rockhardwashboardabs4U2Touch
You study and read so your mental awareness is sharp

WHY AREN"T YOU DOING THE SAME FOR YOUR HAIR?!!!!!

Little known facts from the JOurnal of NEw England Hair Care:
- "A human being's hair is the strongest and largest muscle in the body"
- "94% of 8's and 9's are first and foremost attracted to a man b/c of his hair"

Branny, I once gave a woman a clitoral orgasm with my bangs alone. You MUST start conditioning. You will see an immediate rise in your enjoyment of life and others' enjoyment of Doughboy Bran.

YOu know my number - I'm here for you, pal.
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see good things do come out of newengland kb
 
I read the thread as "Bran, i cant let go of this" and then expected a pic of KB's cock. i was relived to see i was wrong.
 
MrMuscle said:
I read the thread as "Bran, i cant let go of this" and then expected a pic of KB's cock. i was relived to see i was wrong.
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Yeah ... but hair advice between bros is the last step before tool touching :rainbow:
 
KillahBee said:
True balance cannot be achieved without ON POINT hair.

FACT
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Hair is a very fickle thing though (at least my thickass two-colored hair is). Which means this balance depends on constant attention to your hair, which further means that your hair takes precedence over whatever else you're trying to accomplish in the day. I can see why some people shave their head now.
 
Oh boy, coming home early to a KB hair report.

Oh, yeah, and LOL @ hair being called a muscle.
 
KillahBee said:
It's been keepin me up all night:



Dude, you need to rework your thinking hair (tee hee, "hair" vs. "here").

You workout so your body looks good
You run so your cardio health is in good shape
You diet so you can get rockhardwashboardabs4U2Touch
You study and read so your mental awareness is sharp

WHY AREN"T YOU DOING THE SAME FOR YOUR HAIR?!!!!!

Little known facts from the JOurnal of NEw England Hair Care:
- "A human being's hair is the strongest and largest muscle in the body"
- "94% of 8's and 9's are first and foremost attracted to a man b/c of his hair"

Branny, I once gave a woman a clitoral orgasm with my bangs alone. You MUST start conditioning. You will see an immediate rise in your enjoyment of life and others' enjoyment of Doughboy Bran.

YOu know my number - I'm here for you, pal.
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When did you jack Citruside's posting style?
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Hair is a very fickle thing though (at least my thickass two-colored hair is). Which means this balance depends on constant attention to your hair, which further means that your hair takes precedence over whatever else you're trying to accomplish in the day. I can see why some people shave their head now.
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HOWEVER, achieving that POINT OF ON will vastly improve the enjoyment AND results of whatever else you're trying to accomplish in the day. Your satisfaction will be tripled...at the least
 
KillahBee said:
HOWEVER, achieving that POINT OF ON will vastly improve the enjoyment AND results of whatever else you're trying to accomplish in the day. Your satisfaction will be tripled...at the least
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yeah - if you have ovaries.
 
Can someone please explain exactly what conditioner is supposed to do? Whenever I ask, people just say it "conditions", which is about the most meaningless response possible.

As near as I can tell, no two conditioners do quite the same thing anyway, some of them make my hair limp and flat, some add too much volume. None of them really do anything for someone who has completely straight, limp hair.

As for Kaybee's tirade, perhaps Bran's hair behaves the way he wants it to without any additional consumer products other than shampoo. Your hair is not the same as his, so it's absurd to extrapolate and assume that his hair care regimen should be the same as yours.

And the implication that conditioner is somehow necessary for good hair health is absurd.
 
Mr. dB said:
Can someone please explain exactly what conditioner is supposed to do? Whenever I ask, people just say it "conditions", which is about the most meaningless response possible.

As near as I can tell, no two conditioners do quite the same thing anyway, some of them make my hair limp and flat, some add too much volume. None of them really do anything for someone who has completely straight, limp hair.

As for Kaybee's tirade, perhaps Bran's hair behaves the way he wants it to without any additional consumer products other than shampoo. Your hair is not the same as his, so it's absurd to extrapolate and assume that his hair care regimen should be the same as yours.

And the implication that conditioner is somehow necessary for good hair health is absurd.
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AHEM!!!!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Good-Hair-Care-Routine-for-Men

http://www.wikihow.com/Gel-Your-Hair

and the Ultimate
http://www.wikihow.com/Spike-Your-Hair
 
Mr. dB said:
Can someone please explain exactly what conditioner is supposed to do? Whenever I ask, people just say it "conditions", which is about the most meaningless response possible.

As near as I can tell, no two conditioners do quite the same thing anyway, some of them make my hair limp and flat, some add too much volume. None of them really do anything for someone who has completely straight, limp hair.

As for Kaybee's tirade, perhaps Bran's hair behaves the way he wants it to without any additional consumer products other than shampoo. Your hair is not the same as his, so it's absurd to extrapolate and assume that his hair care regimen should be the same as yours.

And the implication that conditioner is somehow necessary for good hair health is absurd.
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don't listen to this guy, he's over 50 and probably senile
 
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