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[MikeyLikesJuice]

a shoe that holds a compartment of amps , thats hilarious. I wish I had a pair of those, are they jordans to

 

[Wombat]

Scru00----why would you give out a way of bringing back something on an open forum-------Use your head!

 

[Crash]

I just wonder if being nervous will warrant door panels or dashes removed. Stuff like that beyond a normal in trunk or plain site search. That X-ray stuff makes me sick at my stomach just thinking about it. They've been using in since January from the U.S. Customs site.

 

[Crash]

Maybe I should just take a couple hotties down there with me and make it look like a summer party trip. Put a box of rubbers on the dash. Wonder how many vials you can cram up a vagina?

I think they'd let you pass back through laughing if you had a shit-eating grin on your face, 2 smiling bitches, and only about 2 or 3 condoms left in the box.

 

[Medical Detective]

Just be sure that your car has windsheild wiper fluid.
M.D

 

[videoman]

My day in mexico

I just visited NOgales Mexico on Thursday of last week. I went with my wife (we are 3 hours away in Phx, AZ) and we parked on the US side, and walked over. Went to three pharmacies, bought 8 sus250 redijects at $10 each, and a bottle of Revorfit-B for $60 - Then bought some clomid and nolvadex. My wife was gonna take it across in a clever gadget we constructed but it would not fit so I said teh hell with it! We took everything out of the box, put it in my bag which had a blanket and a doll in it and walked across. The guy asked if we were US citizens, we said yes. Tyhen asked me if I bought any pharmecuticals. I was NERVOUS and hesitantly said no, with my heart going 130 beats per minute...he slyly looked at my bag with his eyes, looked at me and said "go ahead" - I walked past and went out to the US side, passing by the Xray machine. I swear i will NEVER try that again! NO WAY! Too nervous and too close. All he had to do was take the bag and run it through the machine! Unless you have a clever way of doing it I would not risk it. BUT it was easy enough getting through. The dude looked tired and ready to go home and it was DEAD - no one else in line at all in front or behind us.

 

[the gringo]

A word of advice. Forget the secret shoe compartment.

Not long ago, I returned to Texas and, at Customs, was escorted to an interrogation room.
There, the Feds made sure to inspect thoroughly my sneakers. I was wearing a pair of K-swiss ones. The bastards gave the sneakers quite a work-out -- bending and stretching the pair.

Be careful. I did not act suspicious or worried. I was not even carrying gear.

 

[Slopain]

It seems pretty hard to get caught unless you have the stuff in your pockets, under the seat, or in plain view.

wrong.

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

Re: My day in mexico

I just visited NOgales Mexico on Thursday of last week. I went with my wife (we are 3 hours away in Phx, AZ) and we parked on the US side, and walked over. Went to three pharmacies, bought 8 sus250 redijects at $10 each, and a bottle of Revorfit-B for $60 - Then bought some clomid and nolvadex. My wife was gonna take it across in a clever gadget we constructed but it would not fit so I said teh hell with it! We took everything out of the box, put it in my bag which had a blanket and a doll in it and walked across. The guy asked if we were US citizens, we said yes. Tyhen asked me if I bought any pharmecuticals. I was NERVOUS and hesitantly said no, with my heart going 130 beats per minute...he slyly looked at my bag with his eyes, looked at me and said "go ahead" - I walked past and went out to the US side, passing by the Xray machine. I swear i will NEVER try that again! NO WAY! Too nervous and too close. All he had to do was take the bag and run it through the machine! Unless you have a clever way of doing it I would not risk it. BUT it was easy enough getting through. The dude looked tired and ready to go home and it was DEAD - no one else in line at all in front or behind us.

$60.00 for a vial of ref B? You paid about $40 too much for that souvenir

 

[Wombat]

Crash------By living in San Diego----we see alot of stuff conserning the borders that the rest of the country doesnt------On any giving weekend, 5 people are arressted every 20 minutes at one particular crossing. Most are Illegals but some are drugs---------Any type of way you can think of getting something acrossed has been done thousands of times and has also been seen by agents-------Their is one guy that was on TV that helps train lawyers(for finding gurys of their liking) -- agents and others that could use what he does in their job----He can pull you aside and just by looking at the muscles in your face and your actions of your body can tell if you are telling the truth on any questions asked------The only thing that someone has going for them when trying to bring a small amounts of A.S. over the border is (and I do mean small amounts) Customs agents are so overwelmed that in some cases, you could be let go(dont count on it)------Its a crap shoot-----When asked what your doing over their and you start studdering over your words, your done!----Know the lay of the land as much as you can and expect to be questioned----It helps to have a decent buzz---And always look them right in the eye when you are being talked to ------But never make eye contact when standing in line----Dont cross your arms like your bored(flag) dont yawn alot(sign of nervs) dont wear sunglasses in the building(dont hide your eyes) Dont have to many stupid items(esp if you live in cali) Once you will be ok but if your going over their twice a month, silly trinkets will be a flag-----better to say, your over their with some underage guys drinking ----- and if they ask where are the other guys, say at ********** still drinking----Parting is the best reason for being over their-------Another good thing is to shave your head close, like your in the service-----They will think your down there to drink and party-----If your asked questions, dont be in a hurry to finish talking and get out of their---------Dont try to make small talk with an agent(flag) answer his questions and move on slowly------I gone over their a few times but will just buy domestic for now on------Its just not worth it!---Later B