My Dad, who shit himself on my couch earlier this year, decided to come over and borrow a shovel. Instead of driving into the yard, he backed his car into the yard...and hit my house while ripping his driver side mirror off.
Someone fucking electrocute this asstard of all asstards.
This is a guy who ran out of Fantastic, so he tried to clean a toilet with Drano...and dripped it onto his feet. Which burned thru his socks and burned holes in the top of his feet.
A guy who once tried to sell my Grandfathers house with the cat included.
A guy who flipped his new Maxima over because while driving, tried to pick a tissue he dropped off the passenger side floor...while he was driving.