ROFLMFAO!!!
Guys some of these resposnes literally had tears coming to my eyes. Dude, I know exactly what you are going through. Consider yourelf lucky man ... could have been a lot worse. I got busted for literally everything yoo could think of when I was younger ... pot, booze (when uder age), porn, boning chicks, hash, stashes of money, but never roids. Thank god for that ... in my parents eyes that would have been the worst that could possibly be found. One time I had some roids coming in the mail and I was gone to Montreal for a month (they were late - coming from England). I kept calling her telling her to not open my mail, but i think that that made her even more curious.
My mom was super nosy, my dad hardly ever came into my room and actually respected my privacy well. But ... when my nosy mom found shit, damn did I ever get in shit with my Dad.
Dude I dont feel sorry for you hiding shit in your undie drawer. That is the most obvious place you could ever think of. You were just asking for that. Use a buddies house, cut a slit in your mattress and stuff it in there, put it in the tiles in your ceiling if you are downstairs, bury it in your fuckin yard if you have to, get creative.
When my grandmother came over sometimes .. her and my mom would clean my room for me ... (thinking that they were doing me a favor - fuck). One time I clearly remember was the most awkward day ever. They cleaned my room and decided to move it (rearrage it around) when I was at school. Lets just say that they hit the jackpot. I came home walked downstairs to my room and found a little surprise. Sitting on my bed was a pipe, bag of weed, papers, 3 porn vids, 2 pairs of panties (didnt even know they were there), and a used condom (sick i know). I just stayed in my room and didnt go up to see them. It sucked. They know that I have cleaned up my act now, but there is still no way i will ever live at home again. You gotta bite your tongue bro, and get a few better hiding spots or you will have to leave the nest. And liftsiron is right ... they were just plain snooping, or your sis knew. there is no way they would go looking in your undie drawer for paint. c'mon?
Mavy