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GoldenDelicious

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i kno this girl. shes really attractive. looks like one of the actual gorgeous hawaiian girls you see with those grass skirts and flower necklaces

anyway we're chatting away, and she mentions the time she and her sis went out on the town barhopping with one of those little sex toy eggs inserted...where those little sex toy eggs are meant to go ;)

anyway. each sister had the remote control to the egg placed in the other sister, and they would torment each other by buzzing it mid convo with some guy or other, or just randomly.

even my super liberal hedonistic self cant decide if thats really, really weird (cos my sister buzzing an egg in my ass while im talking to some blonde = instant uppercut) OR if its super hot

thoughts?

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GoldenDelicious said:
i kno this girl. shes really attractive. looks like one of the actual gorgeous hawaiian girls you see with those grass skirts and flower necklaces

anyway we're chatting away, and she mentions the time she and her sis went out on the town barhopping with one of those little sex toy eggs inserted...where those little sex toy eggs are meant to go ;)

anyway. each sister had the remote control to the egg placed in the other sister, and they would torment each other by buzzing it mid convo with some guy or other, or just randomly.

even my super liberal hedonistic self cant decide if thats really, really weird (cos my sister buzzing an egg in my ass while im talking to some blonde = instant uppercut) OR if its super hot

thoughts?

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looking good today
sex toys
mememememe
mwah mwah i love you
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LMAO...it's fuckin weird, yet hilariously funny at the same time. Maybe you can turn it into a threesome...minus the eggs.

hey, btw you been going out alot lately. you been boozing everytime you go out?
 
calveless wonder said:
LMAO...it's fuckin weird, yet hilariously funny at the same time. Maybe you can turn it into a threesome...minus the eggs.

hey, btw you been going out alot lately. you been boozing everytime you go out?
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as if i booze!!!

i prefer the term "socially lubricated" ;)

(yep lol)

also, i havnt been going out much lately. lately its been:

friday afternoon - get 20 messages from people asking about going out. promise ALL of them taht we will

friday afternoon - send out messages to all those people telling them i cant make it, but ill be having a party at my place from 8-11, and they can all scram to the party strip across the road

friday evening - 10 people turn up, i start ignoring calls

friday 11 pm - i kick everyone out, promising that this time, i swear on my life, ill actually see them on the party strip

friday 11:10 pm - i leave my apartment to meet some girl i promised (x3) id catch up with

friday 11:15 pm - back in the fucking apartment, smooching

ive seriously forgotten wtf the inside of a club looks like, this is bullshit

saturday: repeat

sunday: repeat
 
hit them both....

Scratch off the list of things to do before I die

threesome with exotic hawaiian sisters.
 
karma for both you fags

also, you should both PM me your thoughts, my view of women is getting warped living in a place full of beautiful ones. ratings plz
 
If you're gonna be pulling off weird sexual things like that with your sister then bragging about it to guys at bars... you'd had beter be hawt as can be...

She's cute, but in that pic she seems older and not really hawt as hawt...
 
jh1 said:
If you're gonna be pulling off weird sexual things like that with your sister then bragging about it to guys at bars... you'd had beter be hawt as can be...

She's cute, but in that pic she seems older and not really hawt as hawt...
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dear jh1 aka ungrateful pic recipient

she didnt brag about it to a guy in a bar, she spoke me ME aka mr disarming stealth comfort guy who everyone tells their secrets to

anyway shes 22. shes just a nice looking girl with a sweet personality. i like her :)

also, no threesomes with sisters, thats jsut weird. im liberal, but...not that liberal lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
dear jh1 aka ungrateful pic recipient

she didnt brag about it to a guy in a bar, she spoke me ME aka mr disarming stealth comfort guy who everyone tells their secrets to

anyway shes 22. shes just a nice looking girl with a sweet personality. i like her :)

also, no threesomes with sisters, thats jsut weird. im liberal, but...not that liberal lol
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Ungratefull?

Pffft.

You asked for feedback.
 
That is borderline incestuous, and I'm as liberal as you can get.

that disgusts me.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
could be

or it could be that your spider sense about sexual matters is still undeveloped because of your glaring lack of sex

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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here in america, where we use condoms, my spider sense would be telling me "either this story is bullshit, or i will get aids from these hotties"
 
bran987 said:
god that is so insanely hot you guys are ridiculous. are you serious?

probably because I don't have sisters.
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agreed, even though id know the story was bullshit, my dick would be begging for them to prove it
 
Damn that is hot!

Tell them it is bullshit. Tell them to prove it by doing it again, but let you have the remote!~
 
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