Bitch

[Dunk]

this mornign i stopped at a deli to get a lb of grilled chicken all chopped up. i snack on it all day.

so it was sitting on my desk and this sista comes up to me says you mind if i take some chicken to add to my salad.

i looked at her ane was like uhhhhhhh yeh.

she fuggin kiddin me?

 

[KillahBee]

how was the booty?

 

[slat1]

When I am at my families I bring all sorts of food and cook it up. I eat, now, 6 times a day or so. I bring exactly what I need so I'm not hungry. I'm an asshole when I am hungry so I try to avoid that.
Well, my family always eats my food.
The only way I can't get mad is by doing this... I say "would anyone like some 'so and so'" At least that way it makes them happy and I feel like I did it on my own terms.
I know... its pathetic.

 

[KillahBee]

When I am at my families I bring all sorts of food and cook it up. I eat, now, 6 times a day or so. I bring exactly what I need so I'm not hungry. I'm an asshole when I am hungry so I try to avoid that.
Well, my family always eats my food.
The only way I can't get mad is by doing this... I say "would anyone like some 'so and so'" At least that way it makes them happy and I feel like I did it on my own terms.
I know... its pathetic.

I just gather my entire family into the living room, take all my food in it's tupperware and open up all the containers, place them on the floor, and proceed to teabag every single item. Let's see those fuckers eat that chicken now.

 

[Becoming]

that is kind of funny.

you should have offered her some special high protein dressing too.

just to make sure she feels full you know.

 

[artrius]

When I am at my families I bring all sorts of food and cook it up. I eat, now, 6 times a day or so. I bring exactly what I need so I'm not hungry. I'm an asshole when I am hungry so I try to avoid that.
Well, my family always eats my food.
The only way I can't get mad is by doing this... I say "would anyone like some 'so and so'" At least that way it makes them happy and I feel like I did it on my own terms.
I know... its pathetic.

same here. Except instead of asking if they want any of my food, I snarl at them and protect my food

 

[wnt2bBeast]

she didnt say " I'll suck yo dick fo it"

 

[Dunk]

I just gather my entire family into the living room, take all my food in it's tupperware and open up all the containers, place them on the floor, and proceed to teabag every single item. Let's see those fuckers eat that chicken now.

but for real. its bullshit.

my freinds were ordering Chinese. Sesame Chicken with porkfried rice, egg rolls, wonton all that good shit.

me i ordered steamed shrimp and broccoli which came with 4 shrimp mind you.

my fat friend reaches in my dish and forks himself 1 of my 4 shrimp.

i was this close from choking him out to the floor in a sleeper hold.

why the fuck do you gotta touch my shit when for a dollar you can go satisfy your fatself at the vending machine.

now im rowled up. does this boil anyone elses blood?

 

[tuc biscuit]

he was gonna take 25% of your shrimp?

 

[jrlex]

this mornign i stopped at a deli to get a lb of grilled chicken all chopped up. i snack on it all day.

so it was sitting on my desk and this sista comes up to me says you mind if i take some chicken to add to my salad.

i looked at her ane was like uhhhhhhh yeh.

she fuggin kiddin me?

BBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'm sure it was one of those- Don't bother me...I'm eating things!

 

[Dunk]

he was gonna take 25% of your shrimp?

gonna? he took the shit. i watched it happen with a full mouth of dry ass brocolli. i stopped chewing, and in my mind as hes doing it im thinking i know hes not going for a shrimp, oh my god hes going for a shrimp, hes gotta be fuggin with me, why the fuck is he eating 25% of my shrimp.

then i told him not to EVER (and i emphasized the word EVER) touch any of my food again when you have pork dumplings on the table.

friend or no friend very close to breaking his nose.

 

[tuc biscuit]

er, I presume you just ate about 10 times as much of his food back?

 

[theoak01]

gonna? he took the shit. i watched it happen with a full mouth of dry ass brocolli. i stopped chewing, and in my mind as hes doing it im thinking i know hes not going for a shrimp, oh my god hes going for a shrimp, hes gotta be fuggin with me, why the fuck is he eating 25% of my shrimp.

then i told him not to EVER (and i emphasized the word EVER) touch any of my food again when you have pork dumplings on the table.

friend or no friend very close to breaking his nose.

next time stab him with a fork

 

[slat1]

I just gather my entire family into the living room, take all my food in it's tupperware and open up all the containers, place them on the floor, and proceed to teabag every single item. Let's see those fuckers eat that chicken now.

So you are saying you eat food after your filthy balls were smeared all over it?!?!?!?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I just gather my entire family into the living room, take all my food in it's tupperware and open up all the containers, place them on the floor, and proceed to teabag every single item. Let's see those fuckers eat that chicken now.

BULLSHIT. You can't tea bag anything when your testicles havn't dropped yet.

 

[Smurfy]

next time stab him with a fork

in the eye

 

[KillahBee]

BULLSHIT. You can't tea bag anything when your testicles havn't dropped yet.

I have great hip flexibility. I can get down, dog.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am having a chinese takeaway tonight as a result of this thread.

 

[theoak01]

in the eye

your vicious,I like that

 

[Dunk]

er, I presume you just ate about 10 times as much of his food back?

no i ordered steam shrimp and brocolli for a reason. everything they ordered was dripping with calories.

 

[Dunk]

I am having a chinese takeaway tonight as a result of this thread.

get steamed shrimp and brocolli

 

[tuc biscuit]

get steamed shrimp and brocolli

may do, what else you have with it?

 

[Dunk]

in the eye

shrimp for an eye

seems right

 

[Dunk]

may do, what else you have with it?

brown rice. get garlic sauce on the side so u can control the amount of sauce.

throw a packet of mustard they have in the garlic sauce if you like a little kick.

dont over do it with the garlic sauce if your trying to keep it healthy

 

[NJjuice22]

Dunk at WOrk.


copy and paste this..damn

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051305/kfc.wmv

 

[Mr. dB]

gonna? he took the shit. i watched it happen with a full mouth of dry ass brocolli. i stopped chewing, and in my mind as hes doing it im thinking i know hes not going for a shrimp, oh my god hes going for a shrimp, hes gotta be fuggin with me, why the fuck is he eating 25% of my shrimp.

then i told him not to EVER (and i emphasized the word EVER) touch any of my food again when you have pork dumplings on the table.

friend or no friend very close to breaking his nose.

I hope you collected 25% of the price of your meal from him. By force if necessary.

 

[Dunk]

Dunk at WOrk.


copy and paste this..damn

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051305/kfc.wmv

lmao

yo man. if i did ide be so down with all the brown i work with.

 

[Lestat]

stellar thread

 

[Dunk]

that video is still the hell up.