BigBadToughGuys

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

Why do some of you sit on the chat rooms thinking your bad ass' talking shit and trying to look tough? No one knows you in real life. So why try and show off? Makes you look like pathetic losers with little dick syndrome. And you know who you are. I'm not naming names. Since you wanna derail peoples threads who have legit questions or issues bring your hate here instead. Your probably all 12 year old power lifters behind your computers any ways

 

[binö]

Why do some of you sit on the chat rooms thinking your bad ass' talking shit and trying to look tough? No one knows you in real life. So why try and show off? Makes you look like pathetic losers with little dick syndrome. And you know who you are. I'm not naming names. Since you wanna derail peoples threads who have legit questions or issues bring your hate here instead. Your probably all 12 year old power lifters behind your computers any ways

why are you so mad?
it's ugly to see men cry over some online shit, and it sounds like tears coming from your end.
peeps bust balls in here, if you are not strong enough to handle it join e-harmony's chat forum or something a little more wholesome.
big tough joosers like yourself shouldn't get so mad over some words on a computer screen.

 

[Strongbow]

Why do some of you sit on the chat rooms thinking your bad ass' talking shit and trying to look tough? No one knows you in real life. So why try and show off? Makes you look like pathetic losers with little dick syndrome. And you know who you are. I'm not naming names. Since you wanna derail peoples threads who have legit questions or issues bring your hate here instead. Your probably all 12 year old power lifters behind your computers any ways

 

[digimon7068]

1)Why do some of you sit on the chat rooms thinking your bad ass' talking shit and trying to look tough? 2) No one knows you in real life. So why try and show off? 3)Makes you look like pathetic losers with little dick syndrome. 4) And you know who you are. I'm not naming names. Since you wanna derail peoples threads who have legit questions or issues bring your hate here instead. 5)Your probably all 12 year old power lifters behind your computers any ways

1) actually you can't really look tough in a chat room, yes??

2) lots of people know me in real life...just not many people from chat rooms.

3) ok...that's at least partially true.

4) oh shit...maybe he's not talking about me

5) *you're

 

[EF Shanna]

Ok, tell me how you really feel.

 

[Strongbow]

Damn brah you gonna call ngrs out then grow a set and call em out, name names, who gives a fuck if they don't like it.

 

[binö]

i've met 5 bros from here (zero chics )
jnevin was by far the dreamiest

 

[Strongbow]

Plank and woot are dreamy too

 

[binö]

Plank and woot are dreamy too

i met wulfgar too, dude was pretty yoked for a non-jooser

 

[Strongbow]

i met wulfgar too, dude was pretty yoked for a non-jooser

Wulfgar, nonjooser? Are you fucking shitting me bro?

 

[-SD-]

i met wulfgar too, dude was pretty yoked for a non-jooser

plus he makes it rain millions of dollhairs in forex

 

[binö]

Wulfgar, nonjooser? Are you fucking shitting me bro?

yep def joking.
proly the biggest bro i've ever met though.
def has a small wein from what i could tell

 

[Strongbow]

yep def joking.
proly the biggest bro i've ever met though.
def has a small wein from what i could tell

LMAO funny how we always have to check the wein to make sure we in the ballpark

 

[ceo]

Wulfgar's a great bro. Very nice guy, and a good friend.

 

[binö]

Wulfgar's a great bro. Very nice guy, and a good friend.

you stole him from lestat!!

 

[The Alpha...]

Why do some of you sit on the chat rooms thinking your bad ass' talking shit and trying to look tough? No one knows you in real life. So why try and show off? Makes you look like pathetic losers with little dick syndrome. And you know who you are. I'm not naming names. Since you wanna derail peoples threads who have legit questions or issues bring your hate here instead. Your probably all 12 year old power lifters behind your computers any ways

Their called keyboard / Internet gangsta's! And I don't really picture them as 12 yr olds, more like Costanza on Seinfeld maybe? Slapdicks probably have nothing better to do! It's a daily routine, rub 1 out to some porn, piss some people off online, repeat... I prefer to be polite and start my own threads so I can ramble on.. Got a good 1 going now... Tryin to buy a midget but no one takin me seriously?

 

[The Alpha...]

Anyone wanna check mine?

 

[obsessedwliftin]

Damn e thugs. Lol

 

[The Alpha...]

I've always wanted to meet a real fictional character!! Hello sir!

 

[The Alpha...]

Listen, the only real Big Bad Tough Guys left out there are the old guys at the gym wearing the 80's Golds Gym tank tops, the skinny sweat pants and never take their weight belts off!

 

[obsessedwliftin]

I've always wanted to meet a real fictional character!! Hello sir!

Hehehe real-fictional=oxymoron. But whats up bro? Find you a midget yet?

 

[ceo]

you stole him from lestat!!

He was eye'n me up at the gym one day, then we met in the shower...the rest is history.

 

[miplank]

Wulfgar's a great bro. Very nice guy, and a good friend.

what about his wein bro?

 

[WoodyO]

He was eye'n me up at the gym one day, then we met in the shower...the rest is history.

Wut? Ngr's never invite me along. The SD crew doesn't luv me.

 

[-SD-]

current thread diagnosis: mild phagocytosis

 

[obsessedwliftin]

what about his wein bro?

lol

 

[miplank]

Wut? Ngr's never invite me along. The SD crew doesn't luv me.

it's cuz you're brown bro..

 

[wootoom]

I'm guessing this thread is for me?

You mad faggot?

 

[ceo]

what about his wein bro?

 

[WoodyO]

it's cuz you're brown bro..

Everyone in SD is brown. It's always sunny here. It's like 80 degrees here in Carlsbad right now. I'm going to the beach to get Fish n' chips for lunch.

 

[Chopzilla]

it's cuz you're brown bro..

"When you're brown, no one want you around"

 

[miplank]

"When you're brown, no one want you around"

that lil guy has a tooth just like the.gladiator

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I'm guessing this thread is for me?

You mad faggot?

Lmao. U know ur a cool guy. Keep up the good work

 

[miplank]

stfu

 

[zwhit]

stfu

+1

srsly

 

[WoodyO]

I fucking have people who poast using that faggoty texting short-hand. It's like talking about The Wizards Of Waverly Place with a 12 year old girl.

 

[zwhit]

I fucking have people who poast using that faggoty texting short-hand. It's like talking about The Wizards Of Waverly Place with a 12 year old girl.

*hate

i fkn hate ppl who post usng the wrd "poast"

stfu

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I fucking have people who poast using that faggoty texting short-hand. It's like talking about The Wizards Of Waverly Place with a 12 year old girl.

Aww grl y tho? It fun and sum ppl poast frm ther fone

 

[zwhit]

i also hate mexicans

 

[miplank]

yeah, they gotta use shorthand otherwise they'd use up all their prepaid phone minutes

 

[zwhit]

Aww grl y tho? It fun and sum ppl poast frm ther fone

what a fgt

 

[WoodyO]

i also hate mexicans

I'm not Mexican, and I learned "Poast" on this site.

 

[miplank]

i also hate ngrs

damn bro...

 

[zwhit]

I'm not Mexican, and I learned "Poast" on this site.

lol, i was just fuckin around...i don't hate mexicans

have some pride in your nationality bro

 

[The Alpha...]

Hehehe real-fictional=oxymoron. But whats up bro? Find you a midget yet?

No! I'm down to my last resort... Gonna head down the street to Chi's Wok and see if 1 of them Asians can toss 1 in the freight container on their next shipment of sex slaves to the states. But just to be clear, I don't plan on fornicating... So don't lock them damn thread... Ok, maybe just put the tip in....

 

[WoodyO]

lol, i was just fuckin around...i don't hate mexicans

have some pride in your nationality bro

Ngr please. I'm a different shade of brown. I'm Hawaiian.

 

[The Alpha...]

I fucking have people who poast using that faggoty texting short-hand. It's like talking about The Wizards Of Waverly Place with a 12 year old girl.

Jesus H! Judging from your mis-use of words and also making some up while ur at it; I'm guessing that either u were educated by watch wizards of waverly place or u are a 12 yr old girl.... With what looks like a dong in ur avi...

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

Started this to see how many tough guys would come outta the closet. Didn't take long as I figured. We're all here -_-

 

[zwhit]

Ngr please. I'm a different shade of brown. I'm Hawaiian.

hawaiian's ranked 3rd behind chinese and japanese on "the world's smallest penises" list

 

[The Alpha...]

hawaiian's ranked 3rd behind chinese and japanese on "the world's smallest penises" list

Please tell me u don't know this from experience or were u apart of the study?

 

[WoodyO]

hawaiian's ranked 3rd behind chinese and japanese on "the world's smallest penises" list

I believe it. I'm hung like a schoolgirl.

 

[Strongbow]

Started this to see how many tough guys would come outta the closet. Didn't take long as I figured. Were all here -_-

Gays are the toughest mutha fuckers around

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

Gays are the toughest mutha fuckers around

I'd hope so seeing how they take a dick in the anal cavity

 

[zwhit]

I believe it. I'm hung like a schoolgirl.

lmao

 

[zwhit]

Please tell me u don't know this from experience or were u apart of the study?

i skewed the results too much to be in the study

 

[The Alpha...]

I'd hope so seeing how they take a dick in the anal cavity

Hey, that ain't all it's cracked up to be... What if the dick is Asian or Hawaiian?

 

[Strongbow]

Ima pick a fight with the whole MMA club at my gym, see if TapOut Shirts and skull tats really make you a bad ass

 

[Strongbow]

Hey, that ain't all it's cracked up to be... What if the dick is Asian or Hawaiian?

Valid argument

 

[The Alpha...]

Ima pick a fight with the whole MMA club at my gym, see if TapOut Shirts and skull tats really make you a bad ass

Tap out shirts? Not so much... Skull tattoos are a plus! Unless its a tramp stamp...

 

[digimon7068]

Started this to see how many tough guys would come outta the closet. Didn't take long as I figured. Were all here -_-

*we're

oh and, tough guys come outta the woodwork...jus' sayin'

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

*we're

Fixed- carry on

 

[The Alpha...]

OK..... LEGIT question here....

I'd like to know when I'm on the shitter for 15 mins or longer, why is it only my right leg goes completely numb and loses all feeling? I make sure my body is centered and weight is not shifted to one side? I already tried WebMD and they got shit...

 

[zwhit]

OK..... LEGIT question here....

I'd like to know when I'm on the shitter for 15 mins or longer, why is it only my right leg goes completely numb and loses all feeling? I make sure my body is centered and weight is not shifted to one side? I already tried WebMD and they got shit...

only my feet go numb

 

[WoodyO]

OK..... LEGIT question here....

I'd like to know when I'm on the shitter for 15 mins or longer, why is it only my right leg goes completely numb and loses all feeling? I make sure my body is centered and weight is not shifted to one side? I already tried WebMD and they got shit...

Are you actually shitting or or you fappin'?

 

[Strongbow]

Tap out shirts? Not so much... Skull tattoos are a plus! Unless its a tramp stamp...

IDK bro I've seen some pretty bad ass dudes in Tap Out shirt, I love ass fucking guys with TapOut shirts and lower back skull tats, they try to Tap, but it ain't over till I see blood LMAO

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

OK..... LEGIT question here....

I'd like to know when I'm on the shitter for 15 mins or longer, why is it only my right leg goes completely numb and loses all feeling? I make sure my body is centered and weight is not shifted to one side? I already tried WebMD and they got shit...

Is your elbow rested on it cutting of circulation? Happens to me every now and then. I'll sit there 30 mins after I'm done sometimes. Damn phone

 

[digimon7068]

OK..... LEGIT question here....

I'd like to know when I'm on the shitter for 15 mins or longer, why is it only my right leg goes completely numb and loses all feeling? I make sure my body is centered and weight is not shifted to one side? I already tried WebMD and they got shit...

your sciatic is in a slightly different place on your right than it is on your left, you asymetrical fuck.

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

IDK bro I've seen some pretty bad ass dudes in Tap Out shirt, I love ass fucking guys with TapOut shirts and lower back skull tats, they try to Tap, but it ain't over till I see blood LMAO

Wow. Just wow

 

[The Alpha...]

only my feet go numb

I probably could have been more specific.. 15 mins; it's just the foot past 20 and the whole leg is gone... Try wiping ur ass on 1 leg and not putting ur head thru the wall... Takes talent... It's harder that wiping ur ass with ur left hand going front to back!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm gonna go into the ladies room and test out shitting while standing up on the seat. I'll need to dry-bowl it to ensure that the splash doesn't hit my ankles.

 

[zwhit]

I probably could have been more specific.. 15 mins; it's just the foot past 20 and the whole leg is gone... Try wiping ur ass on 1 leg and not putting ur head thru the wall... Takes talent... It's harder that wiping ur ass with ur left hand going front to back!

i can wipe with either hand

 

[zwhit]

fuck, this thread is sick

 

[obsessedwliftin]

What a fucking disaster! Lmao

 

[WoodyO]

I don't need to wipe. A couple tablespoons of psyllium husks each night before bed, and my morning poo comes out like a rocket. No dingle berries left behind at all.

 

[Strongbow]

You prolly have a slight disc herniation, my right leg goes numb sitting on the shitter, I stopped jerking off cause I can't blow a load much anymore and I got tired of passing out and waking up in the floor sweaty , legs numb, dick hard and shit smeared everywhere.

 

[The Alpha...]

your sciatic is in a slightly different place on your right than it is on your left, you asymetrical fuck.

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

 

[obsessedwliftin]

You prolly have a slight disc herniation, my right leg goes numb sitting on the shitter, I stopped jerking off cause I can't blow a load much anymore and I got tired of passing out and waking up in the floor sweaty , legs numb, dick hard and shit smeared everywhere.

Holy shit. Literally. Dayum SB.

 

[WoodyO]

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

 

[Strongbow]

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

Nevermind Digi bro, ngrs like 125 years old or sumthin. Digi is so old he pisses dust.

 

[zwhit]

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

"oooh look at me, i have an assistant"

 

[obsessedwliftin]

"oooh look at me, i have an assistant"

And a huge sexual harassment suit on the way! Lol

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

*him fixed.

 

[WoodyO]

"oooh look at me, i have an assistant"

I share her with 2 other Ngrs. We're all politically correct and shit out here in CA. We can't call her our bitch anymore. She's our administrative assistant.

 

[The Alpha...]

i can wipe with either hand

Oh, ever tried going front to back?

 

[zwhit]

I share her with 2 other Ngrs. We're all politically correct and shit out here in CA. We can't call her our bitch anymore. She's our administrative assistant.

is she hot?

 

[WoodyO]

is she hot?

Sort of, when she tries to be. She's loud as fuck though. I can here her laughing like a retard all the way down the hall right now.

 

[The Alpha...]

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

Whoa.. Hold up... Slapdick is mine! Trademarked it yrs ago like Michael Buffer!

 

[zwhit]

Oh, ever tried going front to back?

always bro

 

[miplank]

Sort of, when she tries to be. She's loud as fuck though. I can here her laughing like a retard all the way down the hall right now.

pics or stfu

 

[The Alpha...]

And a huge sexual harassment suit on the way! Lol

Sexually harassed in a suit?? Count me in!

 

[The Alpha...]

Sexually harassed in a suit?? Count me in!

Wait... Depends on what kinda suit! Gimp suits n shit are pretty cool

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

pics or stfu

Unless she's black. Then just stfu

 

[obsessedwliftin]

Sexually harassed in a suit?? Count me in!

Alpha you are fitting in nicely! Lmfao

 

[The Alpha...]

Is your elbow rested on it cutting of circulation? Happens to me every now and then. I'll sit there 30 mins after I'm done sometimes. Damn phone

I can't take a shit without my phone...

 

[Strongbow]

Sort of, when she tries to be. She's loud as fuck though. I can here her laughing like a retard all the way down the hall right now.

Loud bitches got bug poosies bro

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I share her with 2 other Ngrs. We're all politically correct and shit out here in CA. We can't call her our bitch anymore. She's our administrative assistant.

Found her

 

[The Alpha...]

You prolly have a slight disc herniation, my right leg goes numb sitting on the shitter, I stopped jerking off cause I can't blow a load much anymore and I got tired of passing out and waking up in the floor sweaty , legs numb, dick hard and shit smeared everywhere.

GD! That's me after a whole 1.75L bottle of black velvet every time! Except for I'm usually wearing my clown shoes..

 

[obsessedwliftin]

GD! That's me after a whole 1.75L bottle of black velvet every time! Except for I'm usually wearing my clown shoes..

How did my damn shoes end up in TX bish? Lol

 

[miplank]

Found her

lol, wtf?!

 

[The Alpha...]

Back to my problem at hand... I found kicking the wall for a few minutes helps bring back the feeling. However by that time I've lost interest and just say F it... Oh and if the toilet don't flush the first time, I don't bother... I kinda have the same philosophy on that as SB on racking weights... Let the next guy do it... Wtf are they gonna do about it???