BigBadToughGuys

[zwhit]

I probably could have been more specific.. 15 mins; it's just the foot past 20 and the whole leg is gone... Try wiping ur ass on 1 leg and not putting ur head thru the wall... Takes talent... It's harder that wiping ur ass with ur left hand going front to back!

i can wipe with either hand

 

[zwhit]

fuck, this thread is sick

 

[obsessedwliftin]

What a fucking disaster! Lmao

 

[WoodyO]

I don't need to wipe. A couple tablespoons of psyllium husks each night before bed, and my morning poo comes out like a rocket. No dingle berries left behind at all.

 

[Strongbow]

You prolly have a slight disc herniation, my right leg goes numb sitting on the shitter, I stopped jerking off cause I can't blow a load much anymore and I got tired of passing out and waking up in the floor sweaty , legs numb, dick hard and shit smeared everywhere.

 

[The Alpha...]

your sciatic is in a slightly different place on your right than it is on your left, you asymetrical fuck.

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

 

[obsessedwliftin]

You prolly have a slight disc herniation, my right leg goes numb sitting on the shitter, I stopped jerking off cause I can't blow a load much anymore and I got tired of passing out and waking up in the floor sweaty , legs numb, dick hard and shit smeared everywhere.

Holy shit. Literally. Dayum SB.

 

[WoodyO]

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

 

[Strongbow]

Wtf? U missed the part about me being a retard! As far as me being an asymmetrical* fuck; takes to know 1 slapdick!

I bet u googled that shit before u posted it anyways genius!

Nevermind Digi bro, ngrs like 125 years old or sumthin. Digi is so old he pisses dust.

 

[zwhit]

You're a bad influence rob. My assistant just walked in and I called her slapdick.

"oooh look at me, i have an assistant"