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Best picture for facebook.com

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lol...you're sitting there reading the paper and want to post that up? How natural...
 
You need to be much more creative when choosing a facebook picture.

Buy a can of shaving cream and a box of strawberries. Loose the shirt and pants, and go from there. Remember, be creative and stuff. Yeah.



:cow:
 
why the news paper? glasses?
I don't get any of this stuff, but good luck.
 
if you work out, go tanning, get dressed well, you might get laid. If you ditch your gay attitude and beliefs or whatever you will get laid without those 3.
 
fuck, if you guys dont like the above pics, then what the hell am i suppose to do?
 
Really, like some fag out there is going to be impressed you read the newspaper. Should have grabbed a Vanity Fair.
 
lol@stevespics

lose the newspaper, take off those white socks and stick them down the front of your pants, take picture with huge bulge showing....guaranteed more interest from the girls ;)
 
Dude, why not take a real picture. Not one of these home style Glamor Shot attempts.

Just take a picture outside.
 
Yeah, man, take a photo where you look happy with a shiteating grin on your face so that you look like someone thatd be fun to hang around.
 
you guys are asshole. Share a valid opinion or fuck off....
 
it's assumed that you will crop the picture. whichever you
choose, do not show yourself sitting on a couch, wearing
shorts and socks and sneakers, legs crossed, and reading
the newspaper.

no.
 
Try an action picture, sort of like this one.

a0030.jpg




;)


Or maybe you can crop one of the other pictures into just a face shot. :)
 
crew socks + newspaper = (- girls)

take a picture with a dog on the beach... if you dont own a dog, get a picture with someone else's. Oh and buy some board shorts.
 
evansteve said:
its better than what I have now. right now I just have my directory picture:

http://www.bethel.edu/~gjeste/me.jpg
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The light is better in this one, however, it looks like a driver's license photo. I still say Pic#3 (if you are in a rush).

Or, take a pic outside in better clothing (those look too casual). The most important thing is to look natural.
 
Yeah man, the one you got now is alot better than the ones youre thinking about replacing it with. The picture quality is better as well. Dont change it, but if you do, go with three, but really, like everyone said, take some more, take a hundred of you outside and inside doing stuff and then look back and pick out a few that are best.
 
out of those, #3.. but the paper thing looks weird... I mean, who reads a fucking paper when there is the internet?
 
#4 is the best one relatively speaking. You need to grow out your hair and style it. Shirts with stripes across the middle are so 90's bro and like someone else said you need to ditch those socks. Seriously bro you have a lot of potential you just need a little coaching.
 
i say you delete those pictures faster than the porn links in your history, unless you think Freud is a genius and youre trying to pick up chicks hellbent on banging their dads

if i woke up one morning and looked just like you AND i didnt have a shotgun in the house (or just had no bullets left) and figured what the hell, im going to go on facebook, i would let my hair grow out so that theres some moppage on top of my head. keep the close cut sides. consider new glasses. maybe some sort of necklace.

then, you need to get a tan. 3 sessions in a standard 20 minute tanning bed will do, but that fish belly look has to go.

as for clothes, you cant go too wrong in blue jeans and a well fitting white t-shirt, and i figure what the hell, you may as do 5 sets of bicep and tricep curls/presses to pump up your arms a bit...or ask AAP where his neighbors buy those cock rings to put around their upper arms to make the veins show

then i would take a picture someplace at night, at some cafe or something, looking relaxed, with some food or coffee or something in front of you. make sure you smile.

id also suggest that you take the pictures right after watching Grease, Rocky 3 and Rocky 4, and at least 2 drinks

good luck
 
at least evensteven is a normal looking guy...fuck, you'd think he'd be terribbly ugly by the desperation in his posts. get that kitty son
one
 
Gambino said:
at least evensteven is a normal looking guy...fuck, you'd think he'd be terribbly ugly by the desperation in his posts. get that kitty son
one
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Yeah, I agree, he could get girls easily with some changes and if he was confident more.
 
Four has the best composition. It has the most flattering angle and best pose of the group. It also isn't cluttered by the lamp and other secondary background objects.

If you're going to do it over I would suggest better lighting and white balance. The one measly tungsten lamp isn't powerful enough and casts an awful color. It does set a certain mood but not such a great one for a personal ad. I'd go for a more casual happier look. For better lighting try using natral light by a large window or outside on an over-cast day. I'm a part-time photographer so I could go on and on about rules or what "I would do" but from these choices I say #4.
 
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okay, thanks for the comments everyone.

Im just going to keep the one that I have right now, even though its the lame directory picture. Stupid newspaper things, that was my mom's idea.

I'll take one outside like you guys suggest, although just remember that I suck at looking natural, almost everything I do will be a pose, lol.

Nicer clothes eh? I suppose I could wing that, but doesnt that take away from naturalness?

Yeah Im going to retake another picture.


As far as the comments about the clothes and tan and working out more, I plan on doing those 3.
-I'm working out already, but its taking awhile to get the body i want.
-Tanning is a bitch and its expensive, unless I go to the beach, which is hard because after work the sun is usually coming down. I suppose if I really have to I can fake bake.
-I will try to dress better. I dont get what the problem is with the socks? what do you guys want me to do? wear dress socks??? And lemme guess, shorts are never good enough, I need to always wear pants.
And what kinds of shirts are good? so horizontal stripes are a nono? I suppose i could slap on a polo shirt or something.

I'll grow the hair out too.
 
never wear socks with shorts, wear sandals

tanning is like $3 a session dude, not expensive
learn to be comfortable in your skin, kinda takes a bit of practice
 
goldendelicious was spot on, as well as the other people who tell you that the pic you already have is better than all the new ones.
 
evansteve said:
okay, thanks for the comments everyone.

Im just going to keep the one that I have right now, even though its the lame directory picture. Stupid newspaper things, that was my mom's idea.

I'll take one outside like you guys suggest, although just remember that I suck at looking natural, almost everything I do will be a pose, lol.

Nicer clothes eh? I suppose I could wing that, but doesnt that take away from naturalness?

Yeah Im going to retake another picture.


As far as the comments about the clothes and tan and working out more, I plan on doing those 3.
-I'm working out already, but its taking awhile to get the body i want.
-Tanning is a bitch and its expensive, unless I go to the beach, which is hard because after work the sun is usually coming down. I suppose if I really have to I can fake bake.
-I will try to dress better. I dont get what the problem is with the socks? what do you guys want me to do? wear dress socks??? And lemme guess, shorts are never good enough, I need to always wear pants.
And what kinds of shirts are good? so horizontal stripes are a nono? I suppose i could slap on a polo shirt or something.

I'll grow the hair out too.
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Anyone who is actually on the Stalkerbook would realize that my suggestion was by far the best.

Make sure to befriend school mascots. They usually have several thousand friends that get you in a network. I think Purdue Pete has 6 or 8 thousand friends from a few hundred schools, lol.

An ordinary picture will not get you anywhere. You have to be unique. Eyecatching. Not a mamma's boy. Get my drift?



:cow:
 
dude what the hell, your mom wanted to you hold that paper?? You should have never had her involved in this shit, she's probably part of what is really holding you back bro.
 
Buy a shirt that says I love pussy, have a beer in your hand, a keg next to you, your dick hanging out, your school books on fire, a stack of pornos on the shelf, spiked hair, dried hair gel whiped on your pants, tupac posters on your walls, an arrow that points to a cd player saying that you are listening to 50 cent and or some popular rock group, the new jordans, ancle high socks, cottage cheese around your lips, a stage of magnum condoms somewhere around you, a bong with a brick of weed on the floor, a box with mushrooms growing, a guitar sititng on a guitar rack, a turn table on a table, a mother that is not actually yours and is hot and is willing to have sex with college men and women, a view of your drive way with a pimped out car and Xzibit acknowleding it...and you should be set. And while this is like so, take a picture and use it. Oh, and lose the paper. Then you should have everyone beggin you to be friends with them
 
this is the best advice by far. babes will flock to you

ceasar989 said:
Buy a shirt that says I love pussy, have a beer in your hand, a keg next to you, your dick hanging out, your school books on fire, a stack of pornos on the shelf, spiked hair, dried hair gel whiped on your pants, tupac posters on your walls, an arrow that points to a cd player saying that you are listening to 50 cent and or some popular rock group, the new jordans, ancle high socks, cottage cheese around your lips, a stage of magnum condoms somewhere around you, a bong with a brick of weed on the floor, a box with mushrooms growing, a guitar sititng on a guitar rack, a turn table on a table, a mother that is not actually yours and is hot and is willing to have sex with college men and women, a view of your drive way with a pimped out car and Xzibit acknowleding it...and you should be set. And while this is like so, take a picture and use it. Oh, and lose the paper. Then you should have everyone beggin you to be friends with them
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Just use this pic, you'll have to beat the poonnanie away with a stick
Tongue-rules.jpg
 
If you're wearing tennis shoes with shorts like that, wear ankle socks. Not crew. I agree that reminds me of 5th graders
 
Lestat said:
dude what the hell, your mom wanted to you hold that paper?? You should have never had her involved in this shit, she's probably part of what is really holding you back bro.
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needed someone to hold the camera.

ChewYxRage said:
If you're wearing tennis shoes with shorts like that, wear ankle socks. Not crew. I agree that reminds me of 5th graders
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what are ankle socks? how are they different from crew socks?

ceasar989 said:
Buy a shirt that says I love pussy, have a beer in your hand, a keg next to you, your dick hanging out, your school books on fire, a stack of pornos on the shelf, spiked hair, dried hair gel whiped on your pants, tupac posters on your walls, an arrow that points to a cd player saying that you are listening to 50 cent and or some popular rock group, the new jordans, ancle high socks, cottage cheese around your lips, a stage of magnum condoms somewhere around you, a bong with a brick of weed on the floor, a box with mushrooms growing, a guitar sititng on a guitar rack, a turn table on a table, a mother that is not actually yours and is hot and is willing to have sex with college men and women, a view of your drive way with a pimped out car and Xzibit acknowleding it...and you should be set. And while this is like so, take a picture and use it. Oh, and lose the paper. Then you should have everyone beggin you to be friends with them
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Christian women do not approve of porn, weed bongs, premarital sex, and bad role models like Tupac and Fifty.
Granted some would laugh and think it was funny, and want to talk to me, but others would be like "whats with this kid?"
 
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I think you should loose the paper. Show us some more pics? What is facebook? is it to pick up chicks? If so. i would def loose the paper
 
daisyduke6 said:
I think you should loose the paper. Show us some more pics? What is facebook? is it to pick up chicks? If so. i would def loose the paper
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I dont have too many pics of me right now. The trick is finding someone to take them for me.

Facebook is more of a college friend networking tool than a dating service. But it can be used to pick up chicks. a ton of different colleges are on it, and people have profiles, and you can add them to your 'friends list' and shit.

ya, right now im keeping my directory picture. ill find a better one soon.
 
What is your directory pic? Does your camera have a timer on it? That could help you out. Good luck on that... Let us see some more when you get some. :)
 
what are ankle socks? how are they different from crew socks?


you can get them at foot locker or something.. they are socks that go below ure ankle so you can't really seem them when wearing tennis shoes IF you wear them right.. dont be that guy that turns ankle socks into tube socks :rolleyes:
 
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