*** Best MAN Story Ever ***

[heatherrae]

lol @ you suggesting the best part of marriage is having a wife to do your clothes, cook and spend money on

what about single guys who are more than qualified to take care of themselves? who want a partner to compliment them rather than take care of them? a best friend who has a nice vagina and works it well? who lets her man put it in the butt too?

how about DAT!??!

Okay, I'll amend my story to add the following:

He paid for vagina and butt until he ran out of money and had to move into the dump. Then, he was incredibly lonely and talked to a picture of a woman that he cut out of a magazine and pasted to the door of his refrigerator.

 

[JayC9]

ololololol...harsh...but funny.

Funny in the sense that if you didn't laugh, you'd cry, lol.

Marriage. The only single word sentence.

Testicles are dangling proof that males were not designed to have only one sexual partner.

You're not a married man yet though right, or are you a non believer in holy constitution of marriage?

You do realize eternal damnation awaits all those who live in sin.

 

[blueta2]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the gril lived happily ever after and went shopping, clubbing, bought and played with shoes, SAVED money, rode on Harley's, drank wine, and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

I LOVE THIS STORY!

 

[Raptorex]

I LOVE THIS STORY!

LOL, me too...MotherRae is getting mad though...lol - I'm just kidding...but you must admit, it has a bit of truth to it.

Oh and yes; I have experience.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL, me too...MotherRae is getting mad though...lol - I'm just kidding...but you must admit, it has a bit of truth to it.

Oh and yes; I have experience.

I'm not mad. I'm just silly. I gotta start putting smileys with all my jokes.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm not mad. I'm just silly. I gotta start putting smileys with all my jokes.

I know you have a lovely disposition we need to have a baby shower for you...can you fly us all down?

 

[heatherrae]

I know you have a lovely disposition we need to have a baby shower for you...can you fly us all down?

No, I can't afford to, but I could cheer you on as you all ran to my house.

 

[Raptorex]

the only thing I will run for is dinner - prefer veal parmigiana.

 

[redsamurai]

marriage only works if the two of you are soulmates and there's unconditional love between you.........the ONLY way. If I don't find that..........than it's harley's for me for the rest of my life. And by the way HR, I'm a better cook than any woman I know besides my aunt and my mom..............and I'll bet there's alot of guys here that are really good cooks...............bodybuilders pretty much have no choice but to learn to cook for themselves, and there's alot of bodybuilders here.

 

[jh1]

Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End

Say wha?

I can cook / clean / stay in better shape physically and financially with out some nagging bitch sucking my money/life/breath/cock/blood.