*** Best MAN Story Ever ***

[Raptorex]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, bought and played guitars, wasted money, rode Harley's, drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[patsfan1379]

Oscar worthy.

 

[JayC9]

Oldie but goodie. You missed the part out about not hitting the same meaty hole for 40 years.

 

[Raptorex]

Oldie but goodie. You missed the part out about not hitting the same meaty hole for 40 years.

ololololol...harsh...but funny.

 

[the_clockwork]

lol I'm gay too man

 

[Phaded]

thats gonna work out really well for you when you are like 50 and all by yourself..

 

[heatherrae]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, bought and played guitars, wasted money, rode Harley's, drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End

 

[digimon7068]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said. . .

. . .yes. . .and 15 years later she can still give him that "look" that makes his heart go pitter-patter, like the sounds of their children's feet skipping across the hardwood floors.

There is no "end" in sight.

 

[the_clockwork]

Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End

dark

 

[swole]

Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End

lol @ you suggesting the best part of marriage is having a wife to do your clothes, cook and spend money on

what about single guys who are more than qualified to take care of themselves? who want a partner to compliment them rather than take care of them? a best friend who has a nice vagina and works it well? who lets her man put it in the butt too?

how about DAT!??!