Best lie someone ever told you?

[PBR]

the vow my ex-wife took.

 

[scout69]

She said I'm pregnant!!!!!!!

 

[starfish]

the vow my ex-wife took.

Wow...ouch.


You are so nice, I cannot imagine that at all.

 

[foreigngirl]

its not you - its me

 

[chesty]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

My ex wife when she said I love you. I knew better

 

[PBR]

Wow...ouch.


You are so nice, I cannot imagine that at all.

sometimes we dont see the things that are close-up....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its not me, its you

(actually i was the one saying that )

 

[Kakdiesel]

Vinylgroover once told me a long time ago he was straight and rich.

nothing worse than being a poor fag

 

[pitbullstl]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

I've never been victimized by either of those......but....

Around 7 years ago, I was at the gym, and it had been my "home" gym for quite awhile...so I was very well aquainted with all of the members.....anywho....I was sitting at the juice bar, taking off my knee wraps when I overheard some fat fuck telling the chick who worked the front desk how he won the heavyweight at the Mr. Missouri a certain year that yours truly won it. I let him go on and on about how he used to be in great shape, and how he had proved everything he needed to prove in the gym, and to himself. I then went in the owners office, grabbed my trophy from said contest, brought it out and slapped it on the counter. He left rather quickly.

Why people lie about the dumbest shit.....I will never know.

 

[Hiatussin]

Christianity