Best lie someone ever told you?

[Schwad22]

those aren't lies, thats something entirely different goin' on when you say its your baby...damn thats haunting.

I think the best lie anyone has ever told me was Joh Titor story...I mean he fooled lots of people with his stories. Fascinating to say the least, but yes I bought.

 

[stormin67]

Yea Hun, that was the best ever !! lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

"I don't care if a guy has money or not"

 

[Y_lifter]

That was back in my past...
I don't do that any more.

 

[Forge]

My ex wife when she said I love you. I knew better

Heh, I didnt know better. But it was a good experience, and it made me stronger.

 

[EnderJE]

I've never been victimized by either of those......but....

Around 7 years ago, I was at the gym, and it had been my "home" gym for quite awhile...so I was very well aquainted with all of the members.....anywho....I was sitting at the juice bar, taking off my knee wraps when I overheard some fat fuck telling the chick who worked the front desk how he won the heavyweight at the Mr. Missouri a certain year that yours truly won it. I let him go on and on about how he used to be in great shape, and how he had proved everything he needed to prove in the gym, and to himself. I then went in the owners office, grabbed my trophy from said contest, brought it out and slapped it on the counter. He left rather quickly.

Why people lie about the dumbest shit.....I will never know.

Pfft. He wanted in her pants.