Best lie someone ever told you?

[EnderJE]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

 

[biteme]

I'll love you forever and I'll never leave your side.

Never believe that one. No one can make that promise. Only the love for your child is that strong.

 

[*MissFit*]

I think everyone lies.. i just block them out

 

[Assertive Guy]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

I heard one today by Jimmy Saville (English TV legend):

'Even when I lie, Im telling you the truth'

 

[Kakdiesel]

I could never hurt you

 

[*MissFit*]

I could never hurt you

but i meant it snuggle bunny

 

[seizer]

I knew this thread was gonna turn out like this.

Jeeze.

 

[H_T_]

you're my soulmate, baby.....
you should hear the ones i tell.........

 

[Daisy_]

lol, guys and there relationships.

 

[Kakdiesel]

lol, guys and there relationships.

lol Daisy and her spelling.

lol j/k

 

[Sub-Zero]

iv never loved anyone like i love u

yeah right bitches

 

[EnderJE]

lol Daisy and her spelling.

lol j/k

Zzzzing!

 

[Kakdiesel]

but i meant it snuggle bunny

I walked in on you and my sister!

 

[Kakdiesel]

"Oh, Im single..."

 

[Sub-Zero]

that was the best sex iv ever had

 

[*MissFit*]

I walked in on you and my sister!

Only after i walked in on you and ur rottweiler

 

[Kakdiesel]

Only after i walked in on you and ur rottweiler

hehhe touche' my friend...touche'

 

[wayneboard1]

The colts will win the super bowl

 

[PICK3]

The last guy I dated before you looked just like Brad Pitt.

 

[*MissFit*]

sometimes u have to lie to make ppl feel good..

like i promise im coming bak

 

[Frisky]

lol

Theres no best lie... i don't fully trust anyone, I face the fact daily that I will be betrayed and lied to.

Theres to many 'good' ones to list though

 

[wayneboard1]

sometimes u have to lie to make ppl feel good..

like i promise im coming bak

I have used that line twice. LOL

 

[Frisky]

those jeans don't make your ass look big

 

[tiger88]

dont worry we wont let him die

 

[PICK3]

"I'm not really into material things".

 

[anthrax]

I'll call you

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Me: "Is that ring on your ring finger a wedding ring?"
Him: "NO."

 

[Frisky]

I'll call you

lol

I've told that lie quite a few times

 

[Raptorex]

I'll cum in just another minute

 

[Daisy_]

lol Daisy and her spelling.

lol j/k

Put a sock in it asswipe.


lol im kidding too

 

[PBR]

the vow my ex-wife took.

 

[scout69]

She said I'm pregnant!!!!!!!

 

[starfish]

the vow my ex-wife took.

Wow...ouch.


You are so nice, I cannot imagine that at all.

 

[foreigngirl]

its not you - its me

 

[chesty]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

My ex wife when she said I love you. I knew better

 

[PBR]

Wow...ouch.


You are so nice, I cannot imagine that at all.

sometimes we dont see the things that are close-up....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its not me, its you

(actually i was the one saying that )

 

[Kakdiesel]

Vinylgroover once told me a long time ago he was straight and rich.

nothing worse than being a poor fag

 

[pitbullstl]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

I've never been victimized by either of those......but....

Around 7 years ago, I was at the gym, and it had been my "home" gym for quite awhile...so I was very well aquainted with all of the members.....anywho....I was sitting at the juice bar, taking off my knee wraps when I overheard some fat fuck telling the chick who worked the front desk how he won the heavyweight at the Mr. Missouri a certain year that yours truly won it. I let him go on and on about how he used to be in great shape, and how he had proved everything he needed to prove in the gym, and to himself. I then went in the owners office, grabbed my trophy from said contest, brought it out and slapped it on the counter. He left rather quickly.

Why people lie about the dumbest shit.....I will never know.

 

[Hiatussin]

Christianity

 

[Schwad22]

those aren't lies, thats something entirely different goin' on when you say its your baby...damn thats haunting.

I think the best lie anyone has ever told me was Joh Titor story...I mean he fooled lots of people with his stories. Fascinating to say the least, but yes I bought.

 

[stormin67]

Yea Hun, that was the best ever !! lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

"I don't care if a guy has money or not"

 

[Y_lifter]

That was back in my past...
I don't do that any more.

 

[Forge]

My ex wife when she said I love you. I knew better

Heh, I didnt know better. But it was a good experience, and it made me stronger.

 

[EnderJE]

I've never been victimized by either of those......but....

Around 7 years ago, I was at the gym, and it had been my "home" gym for quite awhile...so I was very well aquainted with all of the members.....anywho....I was sitting at the juice bar, taking off my knee wraps when I overheard some fat fuck telling the chick who worked the front desk how he won the heavyweight at the Mr. Missouri a certain year that yours truly won it. I let him go on and on about how he used to be in great shape, and how he had proved everything he needed to prove in the gym, and to himself. I then went in the owners office, grabbed my trophy from said contest, brought it out and slapped it on the counter. He left rather quickly.

Why people lie about the dumbest shit.....I will never know.

Pfft. He wanted in her pants.