best food to eat to gain weight

[chaos13]

i joined a new gym and they are having a body transformation contest. my pre-picture is on wednesday and i am trying to look as "unfit" as possible. i have increased my water and salt intake to look bloated. are they any other tricks you guys have to help me look even more out of shape?

thanks

 

[Rebecca D]

Butter and crisco.

 

[moya]

soda...

 

[gymjunkie09]

Butter and crisco.

Throw a couple bags a doritos in there to dip in the butter and wash it down with a two liter of mountain dew and a bucket of fried chicken and your good to go lmao

 

[Rebecca D]

Throw a couple bags a doritos in there to dip in the butter and wash it down with a two liter of mountain dew and a bucket of fried chicken and your good to go lmao

The mt dew has too much caffein which might cause you to burn calories. Just melt the butter and drink it while you dip the doritos in the crisco. And make sure you eat all the chicken skin.

RD

 

[gymjunkie09]

The mt dew has too much caffein which might cause you to burn calories. Just melt the butter and drink it while you dip the doritos in the crisco. And make sure you eat all the chicken skin.

RD

lol eat like that and you'll be on the biggest loser in a month

 

[Scrunger]

Salt and carbs. Carbs and salt. Both make you retain water. Eat three well salted birthday cakes a day. And don't get too carried away with the water intake or your body will piss out all that wonderful bloaty salt you are trying to keep in.

 

[Nelson Montana]

Seriously -- the answer is nuts. The most calorically dense food that is also healthy. Hummas is a close second.

Also, check out this: Big Blast, Protein Factory (Fruit Punch)

 

[hurricane]

Seriously -- the answer is nuts. The most calorically dense food that is also healthy. Hummas is a close second.

Also, check out this: Big Blast, Protein Factory (Fruit Punch)

i love hummas on some whole wheat wraps..lot of people dont know about it.. good stuff

 

[bustak2121]

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