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Faizakafez
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where is cindy to confirm her unbridled e-crush on me
ATTN GIRLS what traits do yo look for in men?
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where is cindy to confirm her unbridled e-crush on me
bw1 said:I'm the total package, bitches
Total package of STDs maybe. Little herpes, syphilis, occasional gonorrhea, clamydia, bi-monthly genital wart breakout. Yep, you got it all bro.
Faizakafez said:
where is cindy to confirm her unbridled e-crush on me
Shouldn't you be falling down an old well hole somewhere waiting to be rescued? Seems like every time I turn the TV on some 95 lb kid fell down a damn hole and it takes rescue teams 6-8 hours to fish him out.
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Does this puddlehonkey character think I am going to share my cindylou or something?
alien amp pharm said:Does this puddlehonkey character think I am going to share my cindylou or something?
You'd better watch it, I just got my alien amp pharm voodoo doll in the mail and he's about to get raped anally with a railroad spike.
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PuddleMonkey said:
You had me excited until you said railroad spike.
Oh and FYI, that isn't a voodoo doll, it's a blow-up doll of me.
Enjoy!
alien amp pharm said:
I just got done blowing it up! Amazing how life like the acne is, the down syndrome facial features are an exact match. The swollen clitoris is dead on too. Its crazy how realistic these replicas are now days.
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