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Are you good in bed?

Nathan

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I just wanted to start a thread I knew all you suckers would be all over. Let's hear how good everyone is. I'll start. In the rare moments I am actually able to achieve and maintain an erection, I can disappoint a woman like no other. Ahem.
 
Seriously, the selfish ship joke has sailed. Say that one 47 times fast. It's gotta be 47 though or the magic won't happen.
 
heatherrae said:
When I really dig someone I'm marginal. ;)
honestly, all women have to do is be present. hell, you don't even have to be alive, if that's any indication.....
 
HumanTarget said:
honestly, all women have to do is be present. hell, you don't even have to be alive, if that's any indication.....

I don't think that's true. Some are much better than others.
 
I used to pull the Passout like no one else! Take them home and then Passout on them. :-)
Wife says I am good but I think she has a vested interested in my ego.
 
needtogetaas said:
it ant fun if I dont see her come to.

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I lay there, think of England, and pray that it will be over soon.
 
probably not. . .but i try real hard. . .and real often. . .i'm like pete rose. . .charlie hustle. . .what i lack in pure, god-given talent i make up for with tenacity, persistence and hard work :whatever:
 
I cum everytime.. LOLOLOL get it? I just thought of that, it's funny b/c it's original and never been said before!
 
I dunno. Ive had times where I can go on for a while, and times where I'v been a one pump chump. I try to be creative tho, i guess that constitutes good right?
 
the_clockwork said:
I cum everytime.. LOLOLOL get it? I just thought of that, it's funny b/c it's original and never been said before!
i think of sex as a race and im tryin to win it
 
I usually try to make sure she gets hers first any way possible,
at least a couple of times.

That way, if for some reason there are any performance issues on my part,
she probably won't bitch too much.
 
heatherrae said:
But I'm good at finding the remote in the rumpled blankets.

Shit seester you are doing much better then me these days. I am having a hard time finding the feather duster so I can get the dust off my kitty LOL
 
Nathan said:
I just wanted to start a thread I knew all you suckers would be all over. Let's hear how good everyone is. I'll start. In the rare moments I am actually able to achieve and maintain an erection, I can disappoint a woman like no other. Ahem.



HA! I'm certain the disappointment comes long before the failed erection. :)
 
vixensghost said:
HA! I'm certain the disappointment comes long before the failed erection. :)

You had better believe it. And when I say I disappoint, I mean I make girls feel nauseous - being with me is like being informed you have a terminal illness. I'm the real deal sister.
 
I'm better on my feet with ur naked ass on the counter in pig tails sucking on a giant lollipop...
 
jh1 said:
I'm better on my feet with ur naked ass on the counter in pig tails sucking on a giant lollipop...

My hair isn't nearly long enough to put in pig tails. I appreciate the sentiment though.
 
The women that I have been with throughout my life have always complimented me on my skills, so I`m alright.
 
galaxy said:
Too bad for you. I carry a strand of HPV.

Doesn't, like, almost everyone? I thought it was a lot more common than one would think and only a few strains are really all that bad. Plus, I gather it can be passed on without sex.
 
Nathan said:
Doesn't, like, almost everyone? I thought it was a lot more common than one would think and only a few strains are really all that bad. Plus, I gather it can be passed on without sex.

So they say. Doc said I could have gotten it when I was 15yrs old? Makes me wish I had used condoms tho with some of the one nighters. I never realized it was so common. I guess its not that bad, but if trying to explain to someone who is ignorant to it , it can be tough. They just assume your dirty. I guess you only pass it if your having a breakout and you may only have one breakout in your life.
 
galaxy said:
So they say. Doc said I could have gotten it when I was 15yrs old? Makes me wish I had used condoms tho with some of the one nighters. I never realized it was so common. I guess its not that bad, but if trying to explain to someone who is ignorant to it , it can be tough. They just assume your dirty. I guess you only pass it if your having a breakout and you may only have one breakout in your life.

I heard it was mostly only a problem for women.
 
i have several repeat offender between the sheeters who keep coming back for more....so either they are hard up or i am doing something right...lolol..... :p :evil: :chomp: :artist: :verygood:
 
i'm a decent kisser...and very good at stimulating a girl with my hands and/or mouth. i get very good at turning girls on once we start kissing. the whole latin thing seems to have carried over in that department

intercourse...meh, im not that great. alot of girls hurt when they have sex with me, and they've told me it outweighs the pleasure at times. plus you can't go balls deep and it disrupts the rhythm
having a large(r) penis is so overrated. just for porn stars and bragging rights
 
calveless wonder said:
intercourse...meh, im not that great. alot of girls hurt when they have sex with me, and they've told me it outweighs the pleasure at times. plus you can't go balls deep and it disrupts the rhythm
having a large(r) penis is so overrated. just for porn stars and bragging rights


LMFAO.... :rolleyes:
 
covergrl80 said:
I am having a hard time finding the feather duster so I can get the dust off my kitty LOL


Coooooooome to Puddle, I'll knock the cobwebs off and make that kitty purr.
 
javaguru said:
Looking for responses because this place is as dead as your cawk after a three day coke binge..... :worried:


That only happened once, I wished you'd get over it and move on.
 
javaguru said:
Wasn't directed at you....I heard that was a common symptom of over consumption.



For most within 10 minutes of a fat line, they can't get hard anymore.

It's take 4ever for me to cum, but I could get hard if there was the right motivation....
 
depends on who im with. if shes happy then yea im good. but if im not into it then heck no. if she has friends i want to bang then im a god so she can go tell them and that leads to more.
 
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