Are public restrooms ever clean?

[gotmilk]

I was at the grocery store today and the free cheese sampler made my ass go into a seizure. I figured the bathroom at a major grocery store would be at least as clean as the aisles.

Of course, the only stall to take a shit in looked like the last person had a grenade go off in his ass. Clearly it was the work of no woman.

And WTF is with grocery stores using that wax paper single-sheet toilet paper? Like I'm going to smear shit all over my butt cheeks while 2-ply Cottonelle is only 3 lanes over from the shitter front door? They're always sending me flyers offering a coupon for Scotty brand TP yet use this recycled stuff Chinese restaurants use in wrapping their crab rangoon?

Of course, I was free balling or I would have been able to wipe with my underwear, which I would have left covered in shit for the next asshole who used this hell-hole.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Just use your hand to wipe. You wash 'em afterwards anyway, right?

 

[gotmilk]

Just use your hand to wipe. You wash 'em afterwards anyway, right?

I was going to until I saw someone took a shit in the sink too

 

[Cutiebaby]

No they are not...They are the worst nastiest places in the world..I will hold my urine for as long as possible (I never poop in one, NEVER)and if I have no other choice than I will stand peeing..i don't give a shit, I will not sit on those disease infested shit seats, nor will I touch anything..I use paper towels on my hands to touch everything..It is nasty..I won't even wash my hands in there, I prefer my own handy bottle of sanitizer gel over touching thier dirty sink knobs....Lord only knows what you can pick up in potties...

 

[gotmilk]

the hover technique is useless when it's crowning......I knew I should have stopped in the toilet paper and baby wipe aisle first.

 

[jnevin]

Why the hell would you eat sample food?

 

[EZ_E]

I was at the grocery store today and the free cheese sampler made my ass go into a seizure. I figured the bathroom at a major grocery store would be at least as clean as the aisles.

Of course, the only stall to take a shit in looked like the last person had a grenade go off in his ass. Clearly it was the work of no woman.

And WTF is with grocery stores using that wax paper single-sheet toilet paper? Like I'm going to smear shit all over my butt cheeks while 2-ply Cottonelle is only 3 lanes over from the shitter front door? They're always sending me flyers offering a coupon for Scotty brand TP yet use this recycled stuff Chinese restaurants use in wrapping their crab rangoon?

Of course, I was free balling or I would have been able to wipe with my underwear, which I would have left covered in shit for the next asshole who used this hell-hole.

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