70 responses to thier responses.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. -Me too
2. Ahh, it's cute.- Thanks
3. I'm sorry. - .....
4. Never mind, why bother. - because im a love machine
5. Who circumcised you? - look harder, im not
6. Why don't we just cuddle?- yes we can start with that
7. You know they have surgery to fix that. - .....
8. It's more fun to look at. - thats what your mom said...and here you are
9. Make it dance. - Jazz or macarana?
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. - ya well when it's this big...
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that? - no!
12. It looks like a nightcrawler. - you sick mother...
13. Wow, and your feet are so big. - that's why my socks are big...
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. - Stop going black then
15. It's OK, we'll work around it. - Bum hole first please
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?- may be slim but it still wont fit
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. - get some glasses grandma
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? - yes.... squeaj and shoot....
19. Oh no, a flash headache. - purple monkey dishwasher
20. (giggle and point) - ya grade 3 was a tough year.
21. Can I be honest with you? - yes, yes you can be
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. - stop looking at him through the hole in the wall..sick bastard
23. Let me go get my tweezers. - i thought i missed a hair...
24. How sweet, you brought incense. - and crack you moron
25. This explains your car. - yeah shes a beaut.
26. You must be a growing boy. - with you looking at me i sure am..
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. -pussy juice please
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. - actually its more like dental black dental floss
29. Are you one of those pygmies?- yeah, are you one of those poop monsters
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?- ya, but you won't let me display you..
31. Ever hear of Clearasil? - damn right, makes the pimples go away
32. All right, a treasure hunt! - ya look in the hole, with your tongue..
33. I didn't know they came that small.- well after those black guys even a arm is small to you...
34. Why is God punishing you?- your right, I can do better than you..
35. At least this won't take long. - ya I agree, the faster it goes the less time I have to see you
36. Let's just stick with your hand.- you mean fist? gaping saloot
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up. - no i need a decent looking bitch
38. How interesting.- suck it
39. I never saw one like that before.- ya i wasnt masacured at birth, odd eh
40. What do you call this?- a penis you moron
41. But it still works right?- ask your mom
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.- ??? keep sucking
43. It looks so unused. - with your experienced my grandpa looks unused, slut
44. Do you take steroids?- no I got this body natty baby!
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.- i hear you talking, shut up and suck
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.- either way your drinking it
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.- you always double stuff
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?- i dont smoke
49. Let me know when you're done.- trust me you wont be able to breath
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.- ..........fuck you
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?- possibly...
52. Aww, it's hiding.- put some makeup on then
53. Are you cold?- no, your ugly
54. If you get me real drunk first.- then ill give you anal and make you suck it
55. Is that an optical illusion?- yes, its that big....
56. What is that?- a penis you church girl
57. Does this run in your family?- ya, i think its called elaphantitis
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.- as long as its in your mouth
59. Were you neutered?- yes,.... (suprise suprise!)
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.-thanks slut face
61. Does it come with an air pump?- no it just takes some coaxing, you suck at this
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.- ....fuck you
63. Where are the puppet strings?- where is the duck tape?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.- told you practice makes perfect
65. Deep throat???- touche, ill just fist your ass then
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.- its not that big..
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?- agreed, it was like a pickle in a jar, didnt even touch the sides
68. Do I hang my hat on it?- no you suck it bitch
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!- as long as we can keep playing...
70. Don't hold back.- trust me..youll get it
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