are guys willing to take it off for karma?

[Gambino]

for real? who are they?

wulfgar is draggin lestat

 

[digimon7068]

here i am in my chubby-ass mid-holiday season glory. . .sorry about the quality. . .camera phones suck. . .try to keep it in your pants ladies

 

[bigmann245]

LMAO!!! no we don't!!!

I like slickery sliding...

 

[youngguns]

Dude, can you pick locks with that thing?

ya but your mom usually opens her lock for me, the sweet vagina she has.

 

[Johnny Cakes]

ya but your mom usually opens her lock for me, the sweet vagina she has.

70 responses to your picture:

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

 

[fitnessgrl8621]

I have my pics in my gallery

AWESOME Bod!

 

[the-short-one]

I'm calling foul on this one.. it looks too... well "professionally" done... lighting, camera quality... or ND are you an actor?

i agree. it looks like it was taken from a porno.

post another to verify that that wanger belongs to you.

 

[the-short-one]

that that. damn, I have uber good grammar.

 

[youngguns]

70 responses to thier responses.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. -Me too
2. Ahh, it's cute.- Thanks
3. I'm sorry. - .....
4. Never mind, why bother. - because im a love machine
5. Who circumcised you? - look harder, im not
6. Why don't we just cuddle?- yes we can start with that
7. You know they have surgery to fix that. - .....
8. It's more fun to look at. - thats what your mom said...and here you are
9. Make it dance. - Jazz or macarana?
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. - ya well when it's this big...
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that? - no!
12. It looks like a nightcrawler. - you sick mother...
13. Wow, and your feet are so big. - that's why my socks are big...
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. - Stop going black then
15. It's OK, we'll work around it. - Bum hole first please
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?- may be slim but it still wont fit
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. - get some glasses grandma
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? - yes.... squeaj and shoot....
19. Oh no, a flash headache. - purple monkey dishwasher
20. (giggle and point) - ya grade 3 was a tough year.
21. Can I be honest with you? - yes, yes you can be
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. - stop looking at him through the hole in the wall..sick bastard
23. Let me go get my tweezers. - i thought i missed a hair...
24. How sweet, you brought incense. - and crack you moron
25. This explains your car. - yeah shes a beaut.
26. You must be a growing boy. - with you looking at me i sure am..
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. -pussy juice please
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. - actually its more like dental black dental floss
29. Are you one of those pygmies?- yeah, are you one of those poop monsters
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?- ya, but you won't let me display you..
31. Ever hear of Clearasil? - damn right, makes the pimples go away
32. All right, a treasure hunt! - ya look in the hole, with your tongue..
33. I didn't know they came that small.- well after those black guys even a arm is small to you...
34. Why is God punishing you?- your right, I can do better than you..
35. At least this won't take long. - ya I agree, the faster it goes the less time I have to see you
36. Let's just stick with your hand.- you mean fist? gaping saloot
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up. - no i need a decent looking bitch
38. How interesting.- suck it
39. I never saw one like that before.- ya i wasnt masacured at birth, odd eh
40. What do you call this?- a penis you moron
41. But it still works right?- ask your mom
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.- ??? keep sucking
43. It looks so unused. - with your experienced my grandpa looks unused, slut
44. Do you take steroids?- no I got this body natty baby!
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.- i hear you talking, shut up and suck
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.- either way your drinking it
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.- you always double stuff
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?- i dont smoke
49. Let me know when you're done.- trust me you wont be able to breath
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.- ..........fuck you
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?- possibly...
52. Aww, it's hiding.- put some makeup on then
53. Are you cold?- no, your ugly
54. If you get me real drunk first.- then ill give you anal and make you suck it
55. Is that an optical illusion?- yes, its that big....
56. What is that?- a penis you church girl
57. Does this run in your family?- ya, i think its called elaphantitis
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.- as long as its in your mouth
59. Were you neutered?- yes,.... (suprise suprise!)
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.-thanks slut face
61. Does it come with an air pump?- no it just takes some coaxing, you suck at this
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.- ....fuck you
63. Where are the puppet strings?- where is the duck tape?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.- told you practice makes perfect
65. Deep throat???- touche, ill just fist your ass then
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.- its not that big..
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?- agreed, it was like a pickle in a jar, didnt even touch the sides
68. Do I hang my hat on it?- no you suck it bitch
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!- as long as we can keep playing...
70. Don't hold back.- trust me..youll get it

 

[Spartacus]

phone gym shot