are all golds gyms clown factories?

[EnderJE]

I miss my old Gold's with a few douche bags running around now, lol. Currently at an uppity gym with the pool, tanning, massage rooms, separate women's-only area, juice bar, etc...

Try to work out with Hammer Pants. You can be that douchebag that you miss so much.

 

[MSA122]

Try to work out with Hammer Pants. You can be that douchebag that you miss so much.

LOL, I may try that and bumping into random people, which is easy to explain since I'll be wearing my shades. Doorags just don't work for me though

 

[EnderJE]

Don't forget the HEAVY cologne. Take a bath in it before you go.

 

[-SD-]

Dont forget teh string strap tank top