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Arbor Mist Does NOT = Big Ballin

beefybull

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Ok, for those who arent familiar with Arbor Mist, its a recent addition to the evergrowing collection of cheap wines. We all know cheap wine tastes ok and its cheap. A favorite of bums, teenagers, and anyone looking for an inexpensive drink that tastes better than a 40 oz of malt liquor.

The difference between Arbor Mist & other cheap wines (Mad Dog 20/20 for example) is that it tries not to look cheap. The bottle is shaped like a traditional wine bottle, for example.

I'd never tried any of it until recently. I was talking to the liquor store clerk and he said that for the most part, it was bought strictly by black males, and he said that over half of them had said it was for a date.

I can just imagine some guy in a car trying to act cool, reaching into a cooler in his back seat... "guess what baby, I decided not to get our usual colt 45... we got the wine poppin tonight!" A $4 bottle of wine is not something to impress your date with, but I guess if they dont know better, ignorance is bliss right?
 
Thanks for the clarification..............and all this time I thought I was wowin' them with the Boones.
 
i usually just buy roofies. I invested in one expensive bottle of wine like 2 years ago. The bitches get all impressed with the expensive bottle, but by the time it comes time to drink it the roofy has already kicked in and they are giving me dome. Great investment.
 
jerkbox said:
hell...boones isn't even wine...it's a malt beverage....basically flavored beer.

Yeah it is, check the label. It's wine. Most cheap wines are either mass produced grape or apple wine with artificial flavoring.
 
JohnyJuice said:
i usually just buy roofies. I invested in one expensive bottle of wine like 2 years ago. The bitches get all impressed with the expensive bottle, but by the time it comes time to drink it the roofy has already kicked in and they are giving me dome. Great investment.

Now THAT'S a smart sumbitch. Atta Boy!!
 
rjl296 said:
yo , I thought I was ballin outta control, big willie style

Boones is technically "fortified wine". Meaning it has a wine like taste with alcohol and shit added to it. And yes, the worst hang over i ever had was on my 18 birthday, and i was drinking that shit. woohoo!!
 
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