Apparently I'm not going to live forever.

[jerseyart]

Went to the doctors this evening, just to check out some persistent bronchitis and laringitis, and that was the prognosis.

And this guy has the worst bed side manner ever. Didnt ask me to sit down, or offer me a drink. Not even so much as a lollipop. Just cold as ice (Im now nicknaming him Dr. Ice Man) he comes out and says "Art, you know you arent going to live forever......"

OMG WTF

I mean Ive always suspected that might be the case, but I figured what the hell do I know. I also thought I could imbibe mixed drinks till 4am in the morning and make it to work the next day. And not just once either.

So I handled it as well as can be expected (translation: I cried a lot and called my mom)

Im going for a second opinion tomorrow. Wish me luck

Thanks

 

[jaded]

What did the doc say about your laringitis? (The rest of the board will be upset with me for asking, as they're all glad that you can't talk...they just wish you couldn't type as well...*sigh*)

Mr. "I have a great voice...people always compliment me on my voice...it doesn't have the same TEXTURE as usual..." LMFAO

Did you deck the doctor for lying and saying you weren't gonna live forever? What an asshole. We can only hope that he's correct.

 

[EnderJE]

I know what you mean. My doc told me 2 years ago that I have the same heart defect as my dad.

On the good side, I can now lower my retirement expectations.

 

[jerseyart]

What did the doc say about your laringitis? (The rest of the board will be upset with me for asking, as they're all glad that you can't talk...they just wish you couldn't type as well...*sigh*)

Mr. "I have a great voice...people always compliment me on my voice...it doesn't have the same TEXTURE as usual..." LMFAO

Did you deck the doctor for lying and saying you weren't gonna live forever? What an asshole. We can only hope that he's correct.

Nah, I hit him for the bill though. Thief

I can't believe you repeated that

Also, apprently I have some STD. Can't recall which one, but he seemed to think I should take it pretty seriosuly. Call me in the morn and Ill try to find the paper. I think he wrote it down somewhere. Isnt supposed to eb so bad so long as its treated immediately. Ive already had mine

 

[GoldenDelicious]

bor, its not bronchitis. its chafing


oooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk these jokes are getting old

 

[jaded]

Nah, I hit him for the bill though. Thief

I can't believe you repeated that

Also, apprently I have some STD. Can't recall which one, but he seemed to think I should take it pretty seriosuly. Call me in the morn and Ill try to find the paper. I think he wrote it down somewhere. Isnt supposed to eb so bad so long as its treated immediately. Ive already had mine

I'm clean. Must've been from one of those boys you've been paying for sexual favours - and since you're fucking so many of them you're spreading the disease. Poor things Have you no conscience, my dear?

 

[SoKlueles]

he he

 

[jerseyart]

I'm clean. Must've been from one of those boys you've been paying for sexual favours - and since you're fucking so many of them you're spreading the disease. Poor things Have you no conscience, my dear?

I never paid

 

[jaded]

I never paid

So you ripped the poor boys off.... and now they'll be paying for the rest of their lives with the abundance of STDs you gave them

 

[Pamela]

Did he tell you how long you had?

We need to have a party....

 

[Wynn]

?

 

[alien amp pharm]

How the conversation really went:

Doc - "Jersery, you aren't going to live forever, life is short. May as well experience new pleasures while you can. Now drop your pants and bend over."

Jersey - "Who said this is new doc?"

 

[jerseyart]

Did he tell you how long you had?

We need to have a party....

Didn't say, so lets just party every day like it was the last.

 

[saint808]

I actually told my doctor i would live forever... she was like wtf... so i explained that people die because they are expected to... it was quite amusing.