Anyones calf ever tense up real bad when they wake up?

[HappyScrappy]

I hear you - sometimes when I wake up, my dick is rock hard and I have to punch it to get it to go away.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

They are called "charlie horse's" and they hurt like a bitch. When I was dancing (no not stripping, ballet) I would get them quite often in the middle of the night. All I could do was flex my feet back and punch the hell out of my calves. It wouldn't just happen to one leg at a time, hell no, I had to sit there with both feet flexed wacking the crap out of myself for about 5 minutes, the bruises were really nice too.

kart....they are a BITCH!!! I couldn't even massage mine they hurt so bad....dead sleep...I wake up screaming...and can't move....last for like 30 secs...but its an eternity!!!!...also used to scare the shit out of my bf back in the day.....I guess then it was worth it

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I swam and got them, I'd go over to the edge of the pool and look at them - they were always either in the arch of my foot or in my calf. knots of intense burning pain. put if you took the pressure off of the muscle and massaged it, it went away.

it is almost always a sign (for me at least) of being out of shape, or at least that partiular muscle. once you get it in good shape, it can do all that it needs to more efficiently and it won't freak out like that.

 

[underguy77]

yeah mine lasted for about 30 seconds as well....it seemed like it was never gonna go away. I alwyas thought my calf muscles where in really good condition but...maybe not

 

[plifter]

This has happened to me before. Back when I was a car salesman I used to get them after walking around on concrete in dress shoes. I've had them during sleep too.

 

[supergirl]

first thing in the morning if i stretch too hard.. cramps right up like a ball and hurts like hell for about 2 minutes.. actually my calf hurts right now too