Anyone here a bartender?

[ndto]

I was told today at work that i should be a bartender

i know you have to be hot, have the right certification but what else do you need to be a bartender?

my current job uses the same tools (shakers, shots, scoops etc) so ive become quite accustomed to them to the point where when i make drinks people are usually impressed

ive always wanted to be a bartender but never had any motivation to persue it, and ive always thought it would be a cool second job or just somehitng on the side

how hot do you have to be to sling drinks?

 

[Razorguns]

hot

female

if you're a male - young, well-built, caucasian and have connections.

anything else?

r

 

[needtogetarmy]

hot

if you're a male - young, well-built, caucasian and have connections.

anything else?

r

+ =

 

[ndto]

k plan B, guess i have to get more hot or look elsewhere for work

 

[Razorguns]

k plan B, guess i have to get more hot or look elsewhere for work

rule of thumb:

the louder the music - the hotter the chicks - the hotter the bartenders must be.

r

 

[nimbus]

looks like your stuck at jamba juice bro

 

[AAP]

Male or female you have to have nipples that strain at the fabric of your shirt for your entire shift.

You also have to possess great dick sucking skills so you can just apply and start working as a bartender immediately and not pay your dues as a bar back first.

 

[drsketch]

I hear college can get you places in life.

 

[NEO1]

<---former bar owner and bartender. Luv'd it. It was a blast and I disagree with needing to be hot. It's all about being able to hold a conversation/being witty.

Alcohol cures the uglies but can't make you any smarter.

 

[AAP]

Alcohol cures the uglies but can't make you any smarter.

Someone should tell the drunks that.