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Anyone else here fuck two different people tonight?

Lestat

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Happy hour after work, back to her place close by. Out by 9pm. On the ride home booty call from chick #2, she's at my place by 9:30pm. Wham bam, an hour later I'm surfing the net for some porn.
 
god I love valentines day.

swole's thread yesterday inspired me.

Check out the game this chick from work was spittin at me while we were still at work.

she comes to my office and says

her: do you have plans for this special night?
me: what special day?
her: valentines!
me: oh, no, no plans
her: don't tell me you don't have a girlfriend
me: not right now
her: <laughing> not right now? I'm surprised.
me: why?
her: I'd guess you have many women chasing after you
me: yeah sometimes
her: but you are picky i bet
me: yes, very


3 hours later and about 5 beers deep she's telling me she'll do almost anything in bed, wants it 4 times per week but men she meets can't keep up. talks to me about her boobs, invites me out next week (yeah right like that's gonna happen) then I say we should head over to her place, the work crowd sort of sucks. its a done deal.
 
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good shit broly

i bet according to my rating system both girls combined to be a 9

lllolol, jk bro...glad u got laid
 
swole said:
good shit broly

i bet according to my rating system both girls combined to be a 9

lllolol, jk bro...glad u got laid
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lol. both average.

the first one had a sub par face but rocking tight little body, no fat on her at all, just real skinny, not a hardbody, just doesn't eat much type of skinny.

the other had DDs or bigger, not sure exactly. Hot face, tiny lower body, and stacked. Wider hips but not much ass. One of those big tittied flat ass chicks, know what I'm sayin?
 
Lestat said:
lol. both average.

the first one had a sub par face but rocking tight little body, no fat on her at all, just real skinny, not a hardbody, just doesn't eat much type of skinny.

the other had DDs or bigger, not sure exactly. Hot face, tiny lower body, and stacked. Wider hips but not much ass. One of those big tittied flat ass chicks, know what I'm sayin?
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unfortunately, yes

u kill me

nite bro
 
Lestat said:
Happy hour after work, back to her place close by. Out by 9pm. On the ride home booty call from chick #2, she's at my place by 9:30pm. Wham bam, an hour later I'm surfing the net for some porn.
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Lestat said:
the first one had a sub par face but rocking tight little body, no fat on her at all, just real skinny

the other had DDs or bigger, not sure exactly. Hot face, tiny lower body, and stacked.
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Dude, I'm not picking on you, but it is so obvious that you've been inspired by Valentine's day to make up some bullshit about your sex life.

You said you bolted from the bar with the chick from work first. You also said the chick from work had the big tits. So why do you say above that the "chick #1" was petite and "chick #2" had the rack?

I suspect the only truth in your story is the part about surfing for porn.

Hint: those who have game seldom feel the need to boast
 
Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
It takes me out of my head, takin me out of my head
I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double
Oh, I have double vision, yeah, Im getting double vision... (to fade)
 
Longhorn85 said:
Dude, I'm not picking on you, but it is so obvious that you've been inspired by Valentine's day to make up some bullshit about your sex life.

You said you bolted from the bar with the chick from work first. You also said the chick from work had the big tits. So why do you say above that the "chick #1" was petite and "chick #2" had the rack?

I suspect the only truth in your story is the part about surfing for porn.

Hint: those who have game seldom feel the need to boast
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:chomp:

I never understood Lestats need to brag on this site.

No one cares Lestat
 
I like to hear stories like that, I live vicariously through lestat. Keep postin those good stories, just make sure your not bullshittin us or yourself. Either way makes for a good read
 
I kinda slept with two females last night.....While I was having sex with my girl, I was thinking about Spanky's mom
 
never had 2 on the same night....after i've gotten (both of us) off once or twice or (sometimes) three times, i'm ready to roll over and go to sleep.
 
I've always wanted to do that.

And in your defense, I'd be bragging about it too.

But last night I bet I had better sex than you did.
 
seriously... lessy... kudo's to you, but that is freaking disgusting
 
This thread is funny, all the guys claim they have and all the ladies deny. I wonder what the truth is?
 
sfmonster said:
This thread is funny, all the guys claim they have and all the ladies deny. I wonder what the truth is?
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lol

never in a million freaking years... blech

allthough... imagine if a chick would have posted this... there would be a huge difference in reply's eh? Its not something I would do or even consider doing, but its like black to white when it comes to situations like this.
 
Lestat said:
Happy hour after work, back to her place close by. Out by 9pm. On the ride home booty call from chick #2, she's at my place by 9:30pm. Wham bam, an hour later I'm surfing the net for some porn.
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I always feel like I need antibiotics when I read your threads.
Hope you're being tested OFTEN for HIV!
 
Lestat said:
lol. both average.

the first one had a sub par face but rocking tight little body, no fat on her at all, just real skinny, not a hardbody, just doesn't eat much type of skinny.

the other had DDs or bigger, not sure exactly. Hot face, tiny lower body, and stacked. Wider hips but not much ass. One of those big tittied flat ass chicks, know what I'm sayin?
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Next job:
Bring them both together and have some "good conversation". If they really like you they will be up for it..Most girls deny those thoughts but deep down they all think about it..

Happy fishin
 
Longhorn85 said:
Dude, I'm not picking on you, but it is so obvious that you've been inspired by Valentine's day to make up some bullshit about your sex life.

You said you bolted from the bar with the chick from work first. You also said the chick from work had the big tits. So why do you say above that the "chick #1" was petite and "chick #2" had the rack?

I suspect the only truth in your story is the part about surfing for porn.

Hint: those who have game seldom feel the need to boast
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:lmao:
 
This isn't bragging (I wish - see footnote) but I had sex with four different men over the course of one Saturday.

I had gone out and met two different guys the night before (but left with someone else). I set up an early morning brunch with one of them, told the other I would call him sometime.

Well I did brunch, then I did him. And it was lousy.

So I was like "fuck. I guess I will call the other guy for tonight." So I call him up and he is like, hey I am going shopping now want to come. So I do. Go back to his place and he tells me that he only does oral. Ok with me. Except he doesn't do it very well. (fucking noob).

Sooooo..... I go out alone that night and meet another guy. Go back to his place, and after Round 1, he breaks out this little music box packed full of coke. Not my scene.

So I end up home by 10PM, alone. For about 15 mins before calling up one my old standbys to come over.

4 men, one day. Not bragging because 3 of them were awful.
 
AAP said:
This isn't bragging (I wish - see footnote) but I had sex with four different men over the course of one Saturday.

I had gone out and met two different guys the night before (but left with someone else). I set up an early morning brunch with one of them, told the other I would call him sometime.

Well I did brunch, then I did him. And it was lousy.

So I was like "fuck. I guess I will call the other guy for tonight." So I call him up and he is like, hey I am going shopping now want to come. So I do. Go back to his place and he tells me that he only does oral. Ok with me. Except he doesn't do it very well. (fucking noob).

Sooooo..... I go out alone that night and meet another guy. Go back to his place, and after Round 1, he breaks out this little music box packed full of coke. Not my scene.

So I end up home by 10PM, alone. For about 15 mins before calling up one my old standbys to come over.

4 men, one day. Not bragging because 3 of them were awful.
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But since thats gay sex its like a straight guy having two girls in one day. Much easier for gays to get quick random sex than straights. But props to you still.
 
blueta2 said:
I always feel like I need antibiotics when I read your threads.
Hope you're being tested OFTEN for HIV!
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That was the exact same thing I was thinking of.
That is one of the reason I am not looking forward to being single agian. Way to many cooties out there and that is really freaking nasty. Did you shower in between these 2 encounters??

:sick: I am getting horrible visuals. the swaping of bodily juices...just plain nasty.
 
Lestat said:
yes, that is gross not to
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good. the only thing that could make this story better is if you got the herpes from the 1st and gave it to the 2nd!
 
Ok ladies, chill out here.

1) I do get tested for STDs routinely
2) I ALWAYS wear a condom (but not for oral) but I wear a condom every time, no exceptoions
3) I also always shower before sex
4) I don't lie to women, I tell them I am dating and sexually active with people that I date.
 
Lestat said:
Ok ladies, chill out here.

1) I do get tested for STDs routinely
2) I ALWAYS wear a condom (but not for oral) but I wear a condom every time, no exceptoions
3) I also always shower before sex
4) I don't lie to women, I tell them I am dating and sexually active with people that I date.
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but did you tell chick #2 you just fucked chick #1 hours before her?
 
Lestat said:
no way
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lol

didn't think so...

Now, imagine if Chick 2 also Fucked Dude #1 before you... how would you feel?
 
Frisky said:
lol

didn't think so...

Now, imagine if Chick 2 also Fucked Dude #1 before you... how would you feel?
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honestly? I don't care. Same as if she woulda given him a massage before me.
 
KillahBee said:
Condoms are for fags and nerds
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if wanting to stay healthy, happy and enjoy my retirement IRA, then count me in the alternative lifestyle group.
 
those two are sisters
the chcik on the left my bi gf ate out while I fucked her
came like a firehose
I'd be trying to get some sleep and they'd be side by side masturbating
my gf wouldn't let ne fuck her
 
4everhung said:
those two are sisters
the chcik on the left my bi gf ate out while I fucked her
came like a firehose
I'd be trying to get some sleep and they'd be side by side masturbating
my gf wouldn't let ne fuck her
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nice!
 
Lestat said:
nice!
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that's when I knew my bi gf had an agenda
the chcikie on the left commented on my cock
"I would fall in love with it"
but oh no my gf would have none of that
 
my gf was good at creating fantasies while I fucked her
all on her own she would talk to me as I screwed her
"wouldn't you like to find some 18 year old bunny
lift up her skirt and hammer her as she cries"
"make her cum strong for the first time"
shit like that
powerful
 
threesomes are so 90's. ive been in two foursomes, ofcourse i was the only sausage wielding person in the group. first one was all oral, the second one had some exploritory action going on yea!!!!
 
fuck bob
it's hard to get to that level
chcikcs be jealous and shit
 
yep thats why sometimes 3somes and 4somes can be too much work for a guy. gotta make sure he doesnt piss someone off. thats why i dont even sweat it, if shit goes down its best if the chicks are into each other and you act like you have no favorite in the bunch.
 
i should have gone out to the bars on valentines day. i heard they were packed with lonely single women getting drunk as fuck.
 
I banged two Denises in one weekend. Ehh.
 
Lestat said:
honestly? I don't care. Same as if she woulda given him a massage before me.
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so you'd be cool knowing she sucked some guys dick, and swallowed then went meet you and stuck her tongue down your throat... ewwww
 
does my right hand and left hand count as two different partners? :FRlol:
 
Lestat said:
Anyone else here fuck two different people tonight?
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I bet if you asked women this question (not on valentines, in general) a lot more of them have fucked 2 people in one day than have guys.
 
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