Anyone else get a text like this from an ex?

[puddlemonkey]

The wiminz drove a Cherokee day to day but her Wrangler was her toy...Yeah, that's her driving...

That's not very feminine. Sure she didn't have a penis?

 

[javaguru]

That's not very feminine. Sure she didn't have a penis?

She has a VERY tight vajayjay...She's a country girl..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk

 

[puddlemonkey]

catchy little tune

 

[puddlemonkey]

for country

 

[javaguru]

catchy little tune

Those Galia county girls are pretty real.

 

[AztecWarrior]

It's funny..not haha funny, she's super Jesusy but she loves "rough men."

Go for it!

 

[javaguru]

for country

We were raised the same way....

 

[puddlemonkey]

We were raised the same way....

Greatest country song evah!

 

[javaguru]

Greatest country song evah!

Yep...

 

[javaguru]

Go for it!

lollolll...no!