Any suggestions as to how to get a Bitch to move out?

[H_T_]

So, it's a 3 person lease.
Do you split the rent 4 ways? Do you all pay cash or does someone pay all the rent with one check?

Tough situation because in theory you should even be there but if you are all paying by check and the landlord knowing takes and deposits a check from someone that is not on his lease you may have a chance of reworking the lease if all parties agree.

Can you think of any reason why she would want to leave or how she could be talked into leaving? You're in a bad place because if anyone could get pushed out "on paper" it would be you.

So, I guess I'm saying work on the two guys .

that's like the sickest thing i ever heard. how lewd.

 

[Big_Joe]

kinda what i figured, but ill be damned if I go.

Then I suggest you get prepared to be damned.

 

[BigCracker]

How tight are you with the 2 guys? If they're your bros, and they want her it out too, it can be done. Just find the biggest meanest guy around and have him move into her room while she's not home. Throw all of her shit in the hallway. Make sure big mean guy is laying on her bed when she gets home. He can be the one to give her the news. Have him be a dick to her if she gives him any static. If she calls the cops, big mean guy will probably have to leave-but your other 2 roomies can invite him to come back to reclaim his room the next day, and so on. A few more incidents like this will make her beg your landlord to break the lease-and nobody did anything illegal.

 

[ALIN]

Just kill her.......lol

like Titus and Ryan did.....

 

[i am what i am]

Well, if its your ex-girlfriend, then the 2 guys know you were tight and she would tell you things that she wouldn't tell others. That being side, make them choose a side. Yours. Tell them she talked some mean shit about them and that she thought they were jerkoffs. Worst case scenario, which is bound to happen anyway, you get kicked out. What do you have to lose?

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Plant 10ml of tren under her pillow and call the landlord to inspect her room.

 

[phatrr]

Methods that I have seen work.

Stay up late drinking cheap wine. A lot of it. When you're ready to blow chunks, run into her bedroom, slamming open the door, and spew all over her bed with her in it.

Remember: women love shoes. Shit freely and liberally in her favorite shoes. Taking this tactic to the extreme level: if she has a pair of slippers she slips on in the morning, wait til she's asleep. Sneak in, grab 'em, shit in em, put 'em back where you found 'em. Gives her a nice cold, squishy feeling between her toes first thing in the morning.

 

[anal itch]

Put fire ants in her room. Then when she sprays them, get some crickets and put them in her closet. They’ll chirp for days as she won't be able to find them all. After that, buy some feeder mice and put them in her sheets when the bed is made. That will keep the little buggers there until she crawls in to bed. Just drive her nuts with wildlife!

 

[anal itch]

If all that doesn’t work, just shit in her underwear drawer. That's a classic!

 

[P-CURLS]

Bite the bullet and just leave. no sense in making a bad situation worse. Dont add yourself to the lease, dont do anything to force her to leave, just remove yourself from the situation. go stay with family ,work a second job whatever you have to do. Hope it works out.