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How do I pass a peepee drug test? WITHOUT using someone elses peepee to pass the test?
Any Pot smokers here?
- Thread starter Smokescreen
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1. Dont smoke for at least 2-3 days before test
2. 5 hours before the test buy 4 orange gatorade/powerade bottles in 1 liter size.
3. Down one whole 4 hours before test
4. Urinate
5. Down another 3 hours before test
6. Urinate
7. Down another 2 hours before test
8. Urinate
9. Down last one 1 hour before test
10. Urinate last time before test
Take test. When you piss for the test piss out most of it in the toilet and save the end for the cup.
Thats all.
The key is to piss as many times as possible BEFORE taking the test. The orange sports drink adds color and body to the piss sample. Thats all
2. 5 hours before the test buy 4 orange gatorade/powerade bottles in 1 liter size.
3. Down one whole 4 hours before test
4. Urinate
5. Down another 3 hours before test
6. Urinate
7. Down another 2 hours before test
8. Urinate
9. Down last one 1 hour before test
10. Urinate last time before test
Take test. When you piss for the test piss out most of it in the toilet and save the end for the cup.
Thats all.
The key is to piss as many times as possible BEFORE taking the test. The orange sports drink adds color and body to the piss sample. Thats all
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chewyxrage
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Well...ya got numerous options. When was the last time you smoked? How fat are you?
The only way to pass 100% is to use something like the whizzinator or the ghetto version. You can buy powdered piss online.
Otherwise, I have passed a drug test using the drink "ready clean" - I had smoked 2 weeks earlier, very little body fat, etc. I probably would have passed it anyway (took a home test and passed) prior to it.
If you are totally anti fake piss, I'd take a drink like ready clean and take b vitamins to keep your piss the regular color, hydrate the fuck outta yo'self.
Good luck.
chewyxrage
New member
I'll throw in here that my lady smoked with me and 5 days later was offered a job, hydrated the shit outta herself and passed. She has low body fat, too which helped. But 5 days later is risky business and we didn't think she would have passed it. The moons aligned.
chewyxrage
New member
That's pretty crazy - not the norm. Good for you though broski
The bodyfat % is key.
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