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How do I pass a peepee drug test? WITHOUT using someone elses peepee to pass the test?
Any Pot smokers here?
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1. Dont smoke for at least 2-3 days before test
2. 5 hours before the test buy 4 orange gatorade/powerade bottles in 1 liter size.
3. Down one whole 4 hours before test
4. Urinate
5. Down another 3 hours before test
6. Urinate
7. Down another 2 hours before test
8. Urinate
9. Down last one 1 hour before test
10. Urinate last time before test
Take test. When you piss for the test piss out most of it in the toilet and save the end for the cup.
Thats all.
The key is to piss as many times as possible BEFORE taking the test. The orange sports drink adds color and body to the piss sample. Thats all
2. 5 hours before the test buy 4 orange gatorade/powerade bottles in 1 liter size.
3. Down one whole 4 hours before test
4. Urinate
5. Down another 3 hours before test
6. Urinate
7. Down another 2 hours before test
8. Urinate
9. Down last one 1 hour before test
10. Urinate last time before test
Take test. When you piss for the test piss out most of it in the toilet and save the end for the cup.
Thats all.
The key is to piss as many times as possible BEFORE taking the test. The orange sports drink adds color and body to the piss sample. Thats all
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chewyxrage
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Well...ya got numerous options. When was the last time you smoked? How fat are you?
The only way to pass 100% is to use something like the whizzinator or the ghetto version. You can buy powdered piss online.
Otherwise, I have passed a drug test using the drink "ready clean" - I had smoked 2 weeks earlier, very little body fat, etc. I probably would have passed it anyway (took a home test and passed) prior to it.
If you are totally anti fake piss, I'd take a drink like ready clean and take b vitamins to keep your piss the regular color, hydrate the fuck outta yo'self.
Good luck.
chewyxrage
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I'll throw in here that my lady smoked with me and 5 days later was offered a job, hydrated the shit outta herself and passed. She has low body fat, too which helped. But 5 days later is risky business and we didn't think she would have passed it. The moons aligned.
chewyxrage
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That's pretty crazy - not the norm. Good for you though broski
The bodyfat % is key.
No brother I'm done with the smoking. It was just a "special" occasion and reason to smoke the wacky tobaccy. I'm not a chronic smoker. LOL
Thank you brother.
What if they "surprise" me with the test. Walk up to me and tell me I have to take a test tomorrow? Or NOW? WTF do I do?
And what if the test is in the morning? Am I supposed to be up all night long without sleep doing this method you told me?
I smoked "daily" for about 3 weeks! LOL Last time I puffed was about the same time. 3 weeks ago.
Last time I had my BF checked it was at 17%. I'm probably now down to about 13%.
But I always thought weed stayed in the system for over a month. And the more you smoked, the more it builds up over time.
So with that said...I was smoking EVERYDAY almost all day long for about 3 weeks. And "stopped" 3 weeks ago. Equal amount of time off for the time I was on.
But man! I smoked a lot! LOL
Use the method i posted to be safe otherwise dont worry about it. I smoked ~5 days a week for a month and pissed clean within 5 days of last smoke using that method.
mrplunkey
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[Lestat]
Your cognitive powers and creativity must have been at superhuman levels at that time. Did you solve world piece or develop a perpetual energy source?
[/Lestat]
*peace
PICK3
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and teh cawk
pwnt by gestapo dad
Alright then, I guess I don't need to do what anybody suggested then. Correct? 3 weeks of daily smoking followed by 3 weeks off. I'll probably get tested in a week or two. So...I'll be fine. Yes?
mrplunkey
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troo, but you're supposed to say "never" to teh cawk.
mrplunkey
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As in Charlie Sheen "winning"???
Nazi police under hitler
Yeah I just dont want to get tested and then I show up positive. I'll throw a fucking fit! I'll be like..."WTF asshole...I took a hit of weed close to 2 months ago! fuck off!". LOL
Ok, now lets say 2-3 weeks (as of today) go by. And I want to smoke a little joint with a friend. And then testing is in 2-3 days.
Do I do the gatorade thingy magingy?
Where do they sell a detox kit? And does that work better than the gatorade thing?
Hold on brother. I'm supposed to do this EVERYDAY for the 2-4 day before the test? Or just ONCE?
Quitting marijuana is the worse mistake I've ever made.
LOL...why? I like how I feel on weed for maybe about 30 minutes. Anything after I feel dull,flat and boring. And of course there's that lack of motivation. Which by the way...for me...it's fucking horrible the next day.
Not only the lack of motivation the next day. But also a bit of anxiety. Which causes many users to go back ON the stuff. Over and over again. Usually just to get rid of the shitty anxiety feeling the next day.
mrplunkey
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You better not let Lestat or Bino see that post!!!
Pot fogging is a myth created by the man to keep brown people down.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg! LOL
loloollolo i used to fog, i still do but i used to, too
No i meant i passed after 4 days since smoking and on the 4th day (test day) used method and passed.
Use method once only on test day
chillamayn
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Bro, go to the smoke shop. Get some synthetic Urine. get the one with a heat pad and thermometer strip on the bottle.
Before your urine test go to the gas station or at home m heat theone fake urine 5-7 seconds n make sure it's around 90 degrees F.
Then apply the heat pad n strap it to your leg.
When u take the test make it look like your pissing in the cup. So first piss in the toilet pause n pour fake urine, then continue pissing in the toilet.
That's it bro. Everything else is bullshit
Before your urine test go to the gas station or at home m heat theone fake urine 5-7 seconds n make sure it's around 90 degrees F.
Then apply the heat pad n strap it to your leg.
When u take the test make it look like your pissing in the cup. So first piss in the toilet pause n pour fake urine, then continue pissing in the toilet.
That's it bro. Everything else is bullshit
Yeah brother. Thanks for the advice but this is something I won't do. Thank you though.
chillamayn
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There's no way to fail the synthetic unless they smell the sample. Who the hell is gonna smell your "piss" ?
chillamayn
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Idk bro.. I havnt heard of that one I thought it was a simple procedure. Especially drug screenings for jobs. U go to the lab u piss in the tube they test it n bam, simple procedure idk why they would spend more fucking money trying to find weed in your system.
Fucking bullshit world we living in, I say fuck it and roll a joint outta raw hemp paper n smoke that shiittttttt
Fucking bullshit world we living in, I say fuck it and roll a joint outta raw hemp paper n smoke that shiittttttt
chillamayn
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That's what im saying bro. My bro passed it 4 times. A girlfriend of mine passed it 2 weeks ago. I have done it about a year ago. I have a safe stash of synthetic urine just incase my employer wants to screen me
chillamayn
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Haha that's canada. I live in California where its almost legal. N still we gotta deal with all the bullshit
WoodyO
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Almost? We've got medicinal marijuana clinic on every corner in San Diego. Most have their won on-site referral service.
By the way - the last piss test I had, the nurse stood there and watched me, so it's probably not too easy to pass with synthetic piss.
chillamayn
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Almost as in u cant smoke in public and "DUI's" and shit like that. But I still smoke n drive and still smoke in public FTP!!!
chillamayn
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Oh ya did u take the piss test for a probation officer or law enforcement? If not the nurse has no right to look at you while you piss dude. Its against the law
TableFun
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lol
chillamayn
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Loll ya man in that case it doesn't work- Law enforcement, gov't, p.o.
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