Am I

[yourmomgoestocollege]

we can start with running through the sprinkler, then maybe sell some lemonaid. We can go down to the creek and catch fish?!

Or we can have some real fun and go clubbing and drinking and pick up some boys ;-)

I could be the boy...

 

[feisty11975]

marry me...

will you buy me a really nice ring and have a big wedding and a really nice honeymoon?

 

[Frisky]

marry me...

did she mention she has prosthetic limbs so that she can sucker you fella's into her trap?

 

[redguru]

will you buy me a really nice ring and have a big wedding and a really nice honeymoon?

Cracker jack box, JOP, Panama City Beach hotel.

 

[redguru]

did she mention she has prosthetic limbs so that she can sucker you fella's into her trap?

So she only stands about waist high? Is her head a little flat so i can rest my beer on it?

 

[feisty11975]

Cracker jack box, JOP, Panama City Beach hotel.

Perfect...just what I always wanted.

Will you give me some good secs too?

 

[redguru]

Perfect...just what I always wanted.

Will you give me some good secs too?

All two minutes of it!

 

[feisty11975]

All two minutes of it!

make it 3 minutes and some foreplay and you got yourself a deal. No pre-nup though. I gotta have something to look forward to when I divorce you.

 

[theoak01]

hmmmmmmmmm

Ok...

You see... I have this really simple yet sweet outline of keepers and those that I would ditch. Its really really simple, I'm a simple person.

lol I hear ya there buddy,this one definately is,im looking for work by where she lives since me being an hour away and on a completely different schedule isnt helping things.

 

[redguru]

make it 3 minutes and some foreplay and you got yourself a deal. No pre-nup though. I gotta have something to look forward to when I divorce you.

Ok, three minutes it is. As long as the foreplay includes Donny Osmond dolls we should be ok.