Am I the only one...

[_Yossarian_]

who can't reach around far enough to put tanning lotion on my back? Now my back is lighter than the rest of my body and that is just not acceptable.. Im thinking about asking the chick at the front counter to lube me up. You think she'll mind?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i cant even wipe my ass anymore my lats are so big

 

[Daisy_]

I have never put lotion on my back.. Is it really that noticable?

 

[jestros]

i cant even wipe my ass anymore my lats are so big

do you rub it across the floor like a dog?

 

[Sub-Zero]

no, but my house keeper comes every thursday

 

[jestros]

no, but my house keeper comes every thursday

So he wipes your ass for you every Thursday? I dont know man, you might want to invest in one of the french beday thangs.

 

[_Yossarian_]

I have never put lotion on my back.. Is it really that noticable?

definitely if you use anything with a bronzer or accelerator in it. The stronger the lotion, the more noticeable it becomes. I just used some chocalte something-or-other and you can see the finger marks of where I was able to reach on my back..lol, Im supposed to go to Brazil next week. Ill be the laughing stock...

 

[Sub-Zero]

So he wipes your ass for you every Thursday? I dont know man, you might want to invest in one of the french beday thangs.

naw, its okay, hes got soft hands

 

[theoak01]

weird man,I just use the lay down beds now and my back tans fine on its own

 

[Sub-Zero]

definitely if you use anything with a bronzer or accelerator in it. The stronger the lotion, the more noticeable it becomes. I just used some chocalte something-or-other and you can see the finger marks of where I was able to reach on my back..lol, Im supposed to go to Brazil next week. Ill be the laughing stock...

take pics

 

[_Yossarian_]

take pics

Brazil right, not my back? lol

I plan on filming a porno in my hotel room, Ill post up pics/video when I get back.

 

[_Yossarian_]

we're getting off topic here....I need some lotion on my back within the next couple days. any of you live on LI?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Brazil right, not my back? lol

I plan on filming a porno in my hotel room, Ill post up pics/video when I get back.

 

[tiger88]

ive always gone tanning another bro and we help each other out

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm im pretty double joined and can reach most of my parts

 

[jaded]

I never go tanning.
I'd just get one of my girl friends to rub lotion on my back for me... or JerseyArt (like I said, one of my girl friends... )

 

[DJ_UFO]

That's because you never stretch guys...

 

[wootoom]

my lats are huge also

 

[Choderboy]

im huge