Alright this shit needs to be done ASAP!!!

[Pat_McCrotch]

Samoth and stefka live too far away from each other to bump uglies. We need to start a fund to fly him out there so they can just get it over with.

Whose down?

 

[bw1]

Stefka sucks mean cawk....


IN!

 

[b0und]

In

How far away from each other do they live?

Samoth should invent a teleportation machine already.




b0und (what?)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah ok how many in on this split?

 

[needtogetarmy]

lollooo

 

[the_clockwork]

go fuck yourself dickweed

 

[BNG]

If he can't afford a buss ticket, he won't get the bust ticket either.

 

[binö]

what do you mean? they live a few hundred miles apart

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

go fuck yourself dickweed

What is this for? Do you love stefka and wanna fuck her? If ya want I can start the same thread for you too? Just let me know.

and just what is a dickweed? is it an herb, do you smoke it? what?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

In

How far away from each other do they live?

Samoth should invent a teleportation machine already.




b0und (what?)

Sounds like it is a pretty good distance. I dunno. One has dessert the other has ice? lmao

 

[Sub-Zero]

during the year they live close as fuck, but over breaks they dont.

the only reason they havnt banged is pure lazyness

 

[Stefka]

Sounds like it is a pretty good distance. I dunno. One has dessert the other has ice? lmao

We don't live that far away from each other.
I'm only in the desert for my winter break.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

AAAHHHH. So why all the sexual tension? why not just get it over with and live happily ever after. We want video!!!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Dang, I can recite Prosser, too. Why doesn't he love ME? Alas, always a bride's maid and never a bride.

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm going to Arbys for a roast beef sammich, six orders of cheesecake poppers and a large coke.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm going to Arbys for a roast beef sammich, six orders of cheesecake poppers and a large coke.

mmmmmmmmmmm.....

get some horsey sauce with that

 

[samoth]

I can't believe I missed this thread, lol.

*anxiously awaiting the end of winter break*

 

[all the whey]

Stefka sucks mean cawk....


IN!

That's too bad.



I doubt Samoth has a mean cawk.

 

[Stefka]

I can't believe I missed this thread, lol.

*anxiously awaiting the end of winter break*

Hello dear

 

[Stefka]

That's too bad.



I doubt Samoth has a mean cawk.

Samoth is so metal, of course his cawk is mean.

 

[borris]

lol @ either of them knowing what the hell to do next once they both get naked

 

[Stefka]

lol @ either of them knowing what the hell to do next once they both get naked

Will you teach us?

 

[borris]

8======D ( )( )

 

[samoth]

lol @ either of them knowing what the hell to do next once they both get naked

*consults physics book*

Hmm... screwing...screwing... that should be covered in the chapter on rotational motion... man, these diagrams totally don't help. Angular momentum's usually conserved, right? Hmm... this totally looks complicated and stuff...

 

[samoth]

 

[Stefka]

awww